chocolate chips – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

OatmealGateCraft
7-hour-old oatmeal, breakfast tray, calling out, cancerous tumor, chocolate chips, coffee, dad’s wife, digestive tract, diner, elderly man, Feeding, fresh food, hospital breakfast, hospital dinner, liquid diet, nurse assistant, nurse station, oatmeal, OatmealGateCraft, pain management, protein shake, puerto rican food, rice and beans, spiteful, surgery
Are you tired of dealing with drama in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is between the Creepers and the Endermen!
Our server is so lit, even your 83-year-old Dad who just had surgery will forget about his oatmeal drama and be begging for some rice & beans in no time. We’ve got all the Irish and Puerto Rican food you could ever dream of, digitally of course.
Join us and witness the epic battle between the Nurse and the Wife over who gets to feed your Dad old oatmeal. It’s a showdown you won’t want to miss!
So, if you’re looking for a place to escape the craziness of real life and dive into a world of blocky fun, then look no further. Join our server today and let the madness begin!

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CraftyRyS Minecraft Server
2.0 Plushie, 2024 Valentine’s Merch, 3D Acrylic, archives, Brazilians, British, CasualRyS Acrylic, channel, cheebs, Clear folder, Connect the World MV, covers, CraftyRyS, cute IRyS pictures, Digital Message board, HiRyS, HoneyWorks Covers, instrumental, irys, IRyS Status, Karaoke, KimonoRyS rerun, Milestones, Minecraft, MohgRyS, MV, Not a devil cover, OMOCAT Merch, original song, Originals, Our Promise, SCs, Server, Snow Halation Cover, SodaRyS Cover, Starter Merch, story time, STREAM CAPTURE THE MOMENT, STREAM CHIKYUU SAIGO NO KOKUHAKU WO, STREAM GRAVITY, STREAM IDOLRyS, STREAM KYOUFUU ALL BACKRyS, STREAM MOMENT OF MY LIFE, STREAM ONE STEP AT A TIME, STREAM QUARTER BRAVERY, twitter, VOICE, Voicepacks
Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with original songs, devil covers (not really), and streams that will make you question reality.
But wait, there’s more! We have a special event where you can capture the moment, connect the world, and even experience the last confession of Earth! Plus, don’t miss out on our exclusive HoneyWorks covers that will blow your mind.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a Snow Halation cover that will melt your heart, a SodaRyS cover that will quench your thirst for adventure, and a Gravity stream that will defy all laws of physics.
But that’s not all! We have merch that will make you the envy of all your friends, including starter goods, Valentine’s merch from the future, and plushies that will make you scream with joy.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the madness for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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KidzCraft Minecraft Server
“Youth, amusing, children, EMBARRASSING, funny, hilarious, inappropriate, Innocence, innocent, Kids, KidzCraft, Language, Minecraft, misunderstanding, Naive, Server, Shocking.., Surprising, unaware, unawareness, unexpected, Unintentional, Words
Have you ever heard a young kid innocently say something so inappropriate that you couldn’t help but laugh? Well, that’s basically what our Minecraft server is like – a constant stream of unintentional hilarity that will have you rolling on the floor with laughter.
Join our server if you want to experience the joy of hearing a 10-year-old confidently declare that they’re going to “blow up the bathroom” without realizing the double entendre. Or witness a group of kids arguing over who has the biggest “diamond sword” while completely missing the innuendo.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary tale of the “Creeper King”, a player who accidentally set off so many explosions that they became the ruler of all creepers. Rumor has it that if you join our server, you might just catch a glimpse of the Creeper King riding into battle on a giant exploding chicken.
So come on down to our Minecraft server for a wild ride of unintentional comedy and absurd adventures. Just be prepared to have your sides split from all the laughter!

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BlockyBreakups
BlockyBreakups, coping with loss, divorce recovery, divorce support, divorce trauma, Emotional healing, emotional pain, emotional scars, finding closure, Healing Process, HEARTBREAK, letting go, letting love go, lost love, moving forward, moving on, painful divorce, rebuilding life, Self Discovery, separation, starting over
Are you tired of losing more than just your sanity in divorce court? Well, on our Minecraft server, the only thing you’ll be losing is track of time as you build, mine, and survive in a world where your ex-spouse can’t take half of your diamonds! Join us for a divorce-free zone where the only thing splitting up is the ground beneath your feet (thanks to all the TNT explosions)! So come on over and let’s mine our way to a brighter, blockier future together!

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CraftyWarfareMC
arms deal, arms package, Conflict Resolution, CraftyWarfareMC, Defense, defense budget, defense equipment, eastern europe, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, international relations, military aid, military alliance, military assistance, military support, nato, pentagon, SECURITY, Ukraine, US, weapons
yo, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so lit, it’s like the Pentagon announcing a $2.3 billion arms package for Ukraine? well, look no further cuz we got u covered, fam! join our server and experience the thrill of building your own army of pixelated warriors to conquer the virtual world. with epic battles and crazy weapons, u’ll be feelin’ like a real-life general in no time. so what u waitin’ for? join now and let the games begin!

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AncestorCowCraft
Ancestor, AncestorCowCraft, animal kingdom, biological connection, biology, burger, common ancestry, cow, distant cousins, Evolution, evolutionary history, evolutionary relationship, Family tree, genetic connection, genetic similarity, genetics, mammalian relatives, Mammals, related, shared lineage, species
lol come join this cray cray minecraft server where u can build ur own burger kingdom with ur cow ancestors! u can ride on flying pigs and battle evil chickens with laser eyes. we have a secret underground city made entirely of cheese where u can mine for diamonds while being serenaded by singing creepers. join now for a chance to win a pet llama that farts rainbows and grants u three wishes. don’t miss out on the most epic adventure of ur minecraft life!

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FeatherlightFluidicCraft
Advanced technology, assistive devices, assistive technology, Autonomous, autonomous systems, Development, Engineering, Engineers, external power source, featherlight fluidic engine, FeatherlightFluidicCraft, fluid dynamics, fluidic systems, innovation, innovative engineering, mechanical engineering, robotics, soft robotics, soft robots, substantial force, Technology
LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT DA MOST EPIC ENGINEERS WHO DEVELOPED A FEATHERLIGHT FLUIDIC ENGINE DAT CAN POWER SOFT ROBOTS LIKE A BOSS! DIS ENGINE CAN MAKE DEM ROBOTS MOVE AND DO CRAZY STUFF WITHOUT NEEDIN’ NO EXTERNAL POWER SOURCE! IT WORKS ON SOME FANCY FLUID DYNAMICS PRINCIPLE DAT WILL BLOW YO MIND! JOIN NOW AND WATCH DEM ROBOTS DO BACKFLIPS AND CARTWHEELS LIKE NEVER BEFORE! #ROBOTREVOLUTION #FLUIDICENGINEFUN #MINECRAFTCRAZINESS

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Bedrock: Where Vanilla and Modded are Just a Suggestion

#exciting, 4K, Beaten, bedrock, building, Community, content sharing, daily play, Discord, Dragon.., Exploration, fresh start, Fun, geefing, Looting, Modded, Players, Realm, Semi Vanilla, stealing, suggestion, Survival, Vanilla

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Bedrock Light Mod Survival Realm
Rules	No griefing, stealing, or looting
Realm Status	Fresh start, only 4k explored, dragon not beaten
Community Size	30 players

Join our discord for more information: https://discord.com/invite/FTwVFnBn

FAQ

Question	Answer
What type of server is this?	We run a bedrock light mod survival realm with no griefing, stealing, or looting rules.
What is the current status of the realm?	This is a fresh start on the realm, with only 4k explored and the dragon still not beaten.
How many players are in the community?	As of now, we have a community of 30 players.
What kind of players are you looking for?	We are looking for players that play daily or more than 2 or 3 days a week, enjoy sharing content, and contribute to the realm.

GodlyCraft Minecraft Server
BELIEF, deity, deity worship, devotion, Divine, divine power, FAITH, GOD, GodlyCraft, Higher power, Idol, Minecraft, omnipotent, omnipresent, Omniscient, Religion, reverence, Sacred, Server, spirituality, Worship, Worshipped
Are you tired of being just another player in a boring Minecraft server? Well, come join our server where you will be worshipped like a God! That’s right, every player on our server will bow down to you and offer you gifts of diamonds and enchanted gear. You’ll have your own temple built in your honor, complete with a statue of your Minecraft character!
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. If you can find and tame this majestic beast, you’ll be the richest player on the server in no time!
And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the fabled Bacon Sword, a weapon so powerful it can defeat any mob with just one hit. Rumor has it that it’s hidden in a secret dungeon guarded by a pack of evil zombie pigs.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become the ultimate Minecraft deity!

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SpiceCraft Minecraft Server
agriculture, Animal Crossing, animal husbandry, Animals, Butchering, Cooking, farm life, farm simulator, farming games, Harvest Moon, indie games, Management, Minecraft, role playing games, Server, simulation, simulation games, SpiceCraft, spicy, stardew valley, strategy, video games, virtual reality
Are you tired of getting your crops destroyed by pesky animals in other farming games? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you! Our farm animals are trained in the ancient art of butchering, so they won’t dare touch your precious crops. Plus, our cows can even milk themselves! Join now for a farm-tastic experience like no other!

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POTUSCraft Minecraft Server
civil rights, Diplomacy, Economy, education, Environment, executive orders, foreign policy, Government, Healthcare, immigration, Infrastructure, international relations, legislation, Minecraft, national security, official acts, policy, POTUS, POTUSCraft, president, Server, social justice, tax reform
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most hilarious one out there!
Join our server and become the President of Minecraft! That’s right, you can run for POTUS and make all the official acts you want in the game. Want to build a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of diamond blocks? Go for it! Want to declare war on the creepers and zombies? You got it!
But that’s not all, our server also has a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and mysterious creatures. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal to the Nether where you can battle giant fire-breathing chickens for epic rewards.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become the most powerful and ridiculous POTUS in Minecraft history!

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