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  • WhiskyWife’s Escape Minecraft Server

    WhiskyWife’s Escape Minecraft Server
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    Players: 105/800 Votes: 9330
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Love Letters Sent: 15 Underground Cities Explored: 2
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2 Cursed Statues Activated: 1
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Sentient Weapons Trained: 1
    Ether Blades Crafted: 18 Enchantments Applied: 112
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1 Legendary Titles Earned: 3
    Infinity Stones Found: 1 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Star Shards Collected: 240 Players Killed by Monsters: 5048

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    Looking for a wild and crazy Minecraft server to join? Look no further than our server, where the label on the back of whisky bottles is used as fashion accessories! Join us for some hilarious fun as we peel off stickers and stick them in unexpected places – like on your wife’s sweater right over her boob!

    But that’s not all – we have chocolate bar thieves, birthday celebrations, and plenty of side-eye action at the local Safeway. Join us for a server experience like no other, where the only rule is to have a good time and embrace the madness. Who knew a whisky sticker could cause so much chaos? Join now and see for yourself!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • MineWolf.de

    MineWolf.de
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    Players: 90/1000 Votes: 7443
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 9 Magical Frogs Kissed: 1
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 127 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 9
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 19 Endless Mazes Solved: 4
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 2 Cursed Statues Activated: 1
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3 Celestial Beings Befriended: 1

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    Welcome to MineWolf.de, your new home server for the ultimate survival experience! We offer you a challenging and exciting Minecraft world in which you can develop freely. With our seamless property system, you can secure your own area and build exactly as you want.

    Join us today and become part of the MineWolf community!

    45.81.233.141

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  • Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

    Blocky Banter Minecraft Server
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    Players: 107/700 Votes: 1015
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Living Statues Befriended: 1 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 3 Dimension Hops: 13
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 4 Vanishing Structures Built: 1
    Portal Loops Escaped: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 8625
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2
    Legendary Items Repaired: 2 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 9 Goblin Markets Raided: 5

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    Join our Minecraft server where the Rothschilds hate one of our players so much that they are trying to indict him for his in-game shenanigans! Rumor has it that he built a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and emeralds, and now the elite families are out for revenge. Will you join forces with him to fend off the powerful enemies or will you join the Rothschilds in their quest for justice? The drama is real and the stakes are high on our server! Join now and be a part of this epic battle for Minecraft supremacy!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Welcome to another Gay Hyper Muscle Minecraft SMP!

    Welcome to another Gay Hyper Muscle Minecraft SMP!
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    Players: 96/800 Votes: 3132
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 3 Epic Weapons Forged: 8
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 5 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0
    Alien Abductions: 4 Celestial Beings Befriended: 3
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 15 Secret Passages Found: 5
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 3 Goblin Markets Raided: 8
    Villages Defended: 17 Magic Crystals Found: 12

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    Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs with no pizzazz? Well, do we have the server for you! Welcome to the Gay Hyper Muscle SMP, where the only rule is to flex those pixelated muscles and have a fabulous time!

    Join us for epic build battles where the winner gets a sparkly crown made of diamonds and unicorn tears. Explore our vast world filled with rainbow-colored sheep, flying pigs, and dancing creepers. Don’t be surprised if you stumble upon a secret disco party in the mines or a group of villagers doing the Macarena.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is protected by a team of buff, shirtless mods who will swoop in to save the day if things get too wild. And trust us, things get wild. From impromptu fashion shows to spontaneous llama parades, there’s never a dull moment on Gay Hyper Muscle.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let your inner fabulousness shine in this one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a dance-off with a zombie or hosting a bake sale with the Ender Dragon. The possibilities are endless on Gay Hyper Muscle!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • SisterInLawSnubbed Minecraft Server

    SisterInLawSnubbed Minecraft Server
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    Players: 102/500 Votes: 900
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2 Horror Stories Survived: 6
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 7 Invisible Pathways Walked: 2
    Towns Built: 1 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 3 Mystic Runes Engraved: 2
    Enchantments Applied: 97 Talking Trees Consulted: 1
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 4
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 3

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    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s drama-free? Look no further than our server, where we promise no backhanded comments about your mining skills or insults about your pixelated family.

    Join us and you won’t have to deal with rowdy 3-year-olds hitting your virtual pets with sticks. Our server is a safe space for all dogs, even the little princess ones. And if anyone dares to mess with your Minecraft dog, we’ll step in and protect them like the pixelated heroes we are.

    So come join us on our server, where family drama is left at the door and the only thing you’ll have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house. Trust us, it’s a lot less stressful than dealing with real-life family feuds over a birthday party. See you in the virtual world!

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  • BILbannedMC_FUN

    BILbannedMC_FUN
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    Players: 102/600 Votes: 637
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 0 Volcanoes Explored: 1
    Portal Loops Escaped: 1 Phantom Blocks Placed: 3
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2 Epic Quests Completed: 13
    Soul Swords Wielded: 5 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 3 Phoenix Feathers Found: 5
    Cursed Lands Purified: 8 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 19
    Void Armor Forged: 23 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 11

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    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride filled with family drama and boundary-setting galore!

    Witness the epic saga of a husband, his brothers, and a wife who has a zero tolerance policy for drunk driving. Will the husband choose his wife or his troubled brother? Find out on our server!

    Experience the thrill of raising kids, dealing with in-laws, and setting boundaries in a virtual world like never before. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?

    Join now for a chance to roleplay as the wife who stands her ground, the husband torn between loyalty and love, or the troubled brother in need of redemption. It’s a soap opera in block form!

    Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of the most dysfunctional Minecraft server around. Who needs dragons and creepers when you have family drama to keep you on your toes? Join today!

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  • GenieWishinMC SMP

    GenieWishinMC SMP
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    Players: 91/700 Votes: 1052
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 7
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 24 Astral Orbs Gathered: 10
    Demon Skulls Collected: 36 Cursed Amulets Found: 5
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 2 Magical Familiars Summoned: 5
    Dragonkin Hatched: 4 Cursed Villages Purged: 1
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Cursed Statues Activated: 3

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    Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, do I have the server for you! Imagine a world where your wildest dreams come true, where you can ride unicorns into battle and build castles made entirely out of candy. That’s right, on our server, anything is possible!

    Join us and you’ll have the chance to team up with a group of elite players who have defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but their bare hands. Rumor has it that there’s a secret hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples and diamond blocks waiting to be found. And don’t even get me started on the legendary PvP battles that take place every Friday night – winners get a lifetime supply of enchanted gear!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let your imagination run wild. Who knows, maybe your first wish will be to never leave this crazy, chaotic, and completely bonkers Minecraft world!

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  • LawlessCraft: 24 Hour Chaos

    LawlessCraft: 24 Hour Chaos
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    Players: 96/600 Votes: 5362
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Herobrine Sightings: 1 Legendary Titles Earned: 3
    Dragon Eggs Found: 3015 Celestial Gardens Planted: 7
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 40 Epic Quests Completed: 16
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
    Emeralds Found: 8167 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 6
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 1 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 10 Royal Courts Attended: 3

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    Welcome to our chaotic Minecraft server where there are absolutely no laws for 24 hours! That’s right, you can finally let your inner rebel run wild and do whatever you want without consequences. Want to build a giant statue of a chicken in the middle of spawn? Go for it! Feel like starting a sheep rebellion against the pigs? Why not! The possibilities are endless when there are no rules to hold you back.

    Join us on this lawless adventure and see what kind of crazy shenanigans you can get up to. Just be prepared for the chaos that ensues when everyone is given free reign to do as they please. Who knows, you might even make some new friends as you navigate through the madness together.

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and embrace the anarchy for 24 hours of pure, unadulterated fun!

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  • CraftyKids Minecraft Server

    CraftyKids Minecraft Server
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    Players: 92/800 Votes: 1499
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 24 Animals Bred: 134
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 2 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Magic Wands Crafted: 7
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 6 Backwards Speech Heard: 5
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 5 Orbs of Power Found: 8
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 23

    New Minecraft Servers

    join our minecraft server and escape the chaos of the real world where even charity homes are not safe from madness. our server is a safe haven where you can build, explore, and create without worrying about being rescued by the police. come join us and let your imagination run wild as you build your own virtual paradise away from the craziness of the real world. who needs charity homes when you have a minecraft server to escape to?

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  • UkraineCraft: No Restrictions, Just Long-Range Fun!

    UkraineCraft: No Restrictions, Just Long-Range Fun!
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    Players: 110/1000 Votes: 2551
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Villages Defended: 18 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 19
    Talking Trees Consulted: 6 Rainbows Spotted: 9
    Alien Abductions: 0 Royal Courts Attended: 5
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3 Mines Excavated: 4065
    Secret Passages Found: 2 Crystal Wands Charged: 18
    Holy Grails Found: 2 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4

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    come join dis epic minecraft server where we BLOW UP stuff like BLINKEN hints US will lift restrictions on Ukraine using long-range arms in Russia!!! y’all can be part of the action and launch TNT at each other like it’s a WARZONE! build a base, gather resources, and FIGHT for your survival in this crazy world where anything goes! plus, we have a secret underground lair filled with DIAMONDS and GOLD that you can raid if you’re brave enough. so what are you waiting for? join now and let the chaos begin!

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  • Potion Pranks and Plots

    Potion Pranks and Plots
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    Players: 90/600 Votes: 4417
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 6 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2 Teleportation Mishaps: 1
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 3 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 10
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Dimension Hops: 11
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0 Soul Swords Wielded: 3
    Horror Stories Survived: 6 Legendary Scepters Created: 2

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    come join our epic minecraft server where we have poison that works like in the movies! you can trick your friends into drinking it and watch them drop dead instantly, just like in a blockbuster film! but wait, there’s more! we also have flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes and rainbow-colored creepers that explode in a shower of glitter! why settle for boring old regular minecraft when you can experience the insanity of our server? join now and prepare for a wild ride!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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