Lol join this cray cray minecraft server where tissues smell like chocolate and snotty-nosed kids are banned cuz they can’t handle the sweetness! we got unicorns flying around and diamonds growing on trees. once a player found a secret portal to a land made entirely of cheese, true story bro. come join the fun at ChocolateTissueLand.About.Chocolatey.
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Chocolate Tissue Dreamland
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IceCreamGriefer420
Are you tired of being mocked for your glasses and accessories? Join our Minecraft server and show off your unique style without fear of judgment! We welcome all players, no matter how stylish or nerdy they may be.Need a break from the real world drama? Join our server and witness epic showdowns like the one between me and the ice cream kid at the mall. Who knew a simple ice cream cone could cause so much chaos?
Embark on wild adventures and create your own legends on our server. Maybe you’ll even become the next infamous ice cream kid, crying for eternity over a missed treat. The possibilities are endless in our crazy Minecraft world!
So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!
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ValentineVillain in Minecraft SMP
OMG you guys, like, this Minecraft SMP is totally the place to be for Valentine’s Day! Like, we have a secret love potion that makes all the players fall in love with each other and build heart-shaped houses together. And, like, if you find a special Valentine’s Day diamond in the mines, you get a special date with the server owner who is secretly Cupid in disguise. It’s, like, totally romantic and stuff. Plus, there’s a rumor that if you kiss a creeper on Valentine’s Day, it turns into a cute little heart-shaped pet that follows you around and explodes with love instead of TNT. So, like, come join us for the most romantic and explosive Valentine’s Day ever! 💖💥 #LoveIsInTheAir #MinecraftValentineMadness
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CandyCraftersUnited
Are you tired of boring old servers where the only thing sweet is the sugar cane you grow? Join our Minecraft server and discover the most underrated candy of all time – the enchanted gummy bear! Legend has it that these gummy bears were created by a wizard who accidentally spilled a potion of deliciousness on a batch of regular gummy bears. Now, these magical treats can be found scattered throughout our server, waiting to be discovered by brave adventurers like yourself. So come join us and satisfy your sweet tooth in the most epic way possible!
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FlavorFrenzy Minecraft SMP
Hey guys, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the coolest place ever! We have ice cream flavored biomes, like seriously, you can find vanilla bean forests and chocolate chip mountains. And don’t even get me started on the creepers, they explode into sprinkles! Plus, our PvP battles are like a giant ice cream sundae, with players fighting over who gets the cherry on top. So come join us and get ready for a brain freeze of fun!
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SnackAddictMC SMP
Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecrafters out there! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where all you do is mine and build and stuff? Well, have I got the server for you! This server is like no other, it’s like a mix of Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory and a rollercoaster ride through a volcano.Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined this server and found a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. But here’s the twist – the treasure chest was guarded by a pack of wild llamas wearing top hats and monocles. And if you can defeat them, the treasure is all yours!
But that’s not all, folks. This server has a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance the night away. And if you can bust a move with a creeper without getting blown up, you win a special prize!
So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the most absurd, outrageous, and downright hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And remember, always bring a snack that you can’t stop eating until it’s all gone – you’re gonna need the energy for all the craziness that’s about to go down!
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MommaSaidNoChoco
Are you tired of random girls showing up at your virtual doorstep asking for chocolate every month? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we have a strict “no chocolate moochers” policy! Join us and never worry about unwanted visitors asking for sweets again.But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground chocolate factory where you can mine for cocoa beans and craft your own delicious treats. Just watch out for the Oompa Loompas!
So come on down to our server and say goodbye to those pesky chocolate beggars. It’s time to build, mine, and indulge in all the sugary goodness your heart desires. Join now and let the chocolatey adventures begin!
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Chocolate Factory Showdown
come join our minecraft server, where we have more secrets than willy wonka’s chocolate factory! we got 10 strangers, 4 kids and 5 guardians, all fighting to win the ultimate prize… but what is the prize, you ask? well, let’s just say it involves unlimited diamonds, enchanted golden apples, and a pet dragon that farts rainbows.our server is like a twisted version of charlie and the chocolate factory, but instead of oompa loompas, we have creepers singing catchy tunes while exploding in your face. and forget about finding a golden ticket, here you gotta find a nether portal hidden in a maze of lava pits and zombie pigmen.
so if you’re ready for a wild adventure filled with danger, excitement, and maybe a little bit of insanity, then come on down to our server. just watch out for that sneaky guy in the top hat… he’s always up to no good.
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CandyCraftBirthdayBonanza
Join our Minecraft server and experience the joy of giving like never before! Just like the time I generously paid for a kid’s candy on Christmas Eve, you’ll find yourself in a world full of surprises and kindness. Who knows, maybe you’ll even encounter a grumpy mother who just can’t handle your hilarious jokes about trying to keep your “girl-ish figure” while playing Minecraft. So come on, join us and let’s spread some laughter and fun together!
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ChocSisXmasRevenge
Looking for a Minecraft server that understands your struggles with ungrateful siblings? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem, just like the drama between you and your sister over Christmas gifts.On our server, you can unleash your inner pettiness by gifting your sister virtual chocolate boxes instead of the posters she wanted. Watch as she throws a digital tantrum and calls you selfish and ungrateful, just like in real life!
But don’t worry, our server is a safe space for all your sibling rivalry needs. Build a virtual world where you can finally get the recognition you deserve for your thoughtful gifts, even if it’s just in block form. So come join us and let the sibling drama unfold in the most absurd way possible!