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Choco Meltdown Craft
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Choco Latte Craft
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Carob Is Temu’s Choco
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But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest ore in all of Minecraft: Carob. What’s Carob, you ask? It’s like if chocolate and diamonds had a baby. And when you mine it, you get superpowers like the ability to turn into a giant chicken or shoot fireballs out of your butt.
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