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Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

advice, Anon, Anonymity, choose one, Community, decision, Decision making, digital communication, Dilemma, forum discussion, internet culture, Minecraft, online forum, online interaction, Options, PALS, peer pressure, PIXEL, r9k, Server, social media, Support, tough choices, user engagement

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	8545
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	24
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all your blocky adventures! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and show off their best dance moves. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper breakdancing!

2. Our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls. They may spit at you from time to time, but it’s all in good fun.

3. We have a special quest where you have to find the legendary Golden Potato of Power, rumored to grant its owner unlimited potatoes for life. Who wouldn’t want that kind of spud-tacular power?

4. Our server is home to the elusive Rainbow Sheep, a mystical creature that poops out rainbow-colored wool. It’s like a unicorn, but fluffier!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Just remember, you can only choose one anon…

Holomem Mama Minecraft SMP

balancing work and family, career, Company, company policies, family, family-friendly workplace, Fatherhood, holomem, holomems, Kids, MAMA, maternity leave, Minecraft, Motherhood, parenthood, parenting at work, paternity leave, Pregnancy, smp, work and kids, work and pregnancy, work-life balance, Working, working parents

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	8748
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Dragons Tamed:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Dimension Hops:	0	Villages Defended:	16

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing more wild than our builds are the rumors swirling around our players! Join us if you want to be part of a community where holomems have been known to get pregnant and have kids while working on their epic creations. Who needs maternity leave when you can just build a nursery in your virtual world? And don’t worry, the babies are all pixelated so they won’t keep you up at night crying. So come join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else! (Disclaimer: No actual holomems were harmed in the making of this server)

No More Fanservice Minecraft Server

Anime, anime fans, anime industry, Censorship, content control, control, Entertainment, fan expectations, Fan Service, fanservice, list, long tail, Media, Minecraft, no more, regulations, restrictions, Server, Sorry., tags, television

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	5470
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	35
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Magic Items Found:	1308	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Potions Brewed:	86

Are you tired of being bombarded with fanservice in every anime you watch? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have taken control of all anime and banned fanservice for good! No more awkward moments with your parents walking in at the wrong time – just wholesome, family-friendly content all day, every day.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive Minecraft mobs you’ll ever encounter. From rainbow-colored creepers to dancing Endermen, you’ll never know what to expect around the next corner. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Nyan Cat, spreading joy and rainbows wherever it goes.

Join us on our server and experience a world where anime is pure, mobs are wild, and the adventures are endless. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on our server, anything can happen.

Kino Minecraft SMP FF8 Intro Zoomers

Cinematic, classic, ff8, Final Fantasy, Gaming, generation gap, graphics, iconic, INTRO, Kino, long tail, Minecraft, Nostalgia, PlayStation, Retro, Rinoa, RPG, smp, Squall, storytelling, video games, zoomers

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	5553
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Enchantments Applied:	191	Farms Harvested:	690
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and most ridiculous place to play Minecraft!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle, building giant statues of Justin Bieber out of diamond blocks, and engaging in intense dance battles with creepers.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary FF8 intro appreciation society, where we gather to discuss the finer points of Squall’s hair and Rinoa’s fashion choices. Zoomers may never understand, but we know that the FF8 intro is the pinnacle of cinematic achievement.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown by the sheer awesomeness that awaits you. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and your most outrageous ideas, because on our server, anything goes!

BreadSRV

bedrock, Community, Cross-Play, Discord, Discord Linking, Enchant, Friendly, Geyser, Homes, max enchant level, Minecraft, non roleplay, Plugins, rules, Server, Small, Storyline, Survival, uberenchant

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	3395
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Chimeras Created:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

A small, friendly community. There are a few plugins on the server like discord linking, geyser for bedrock, a homes plugin (/home) and uberenchant (max enchant level is 10 in rules.) There is also a small NON ROLEPLAY storyline taking place here.

Join the discord to read the rules.

213.239.198.168:31496

Pixel Paradise Minecraft Server

Cumming, Minecraft, Paradise, PIXEL, prostate awareness, prostate cancer, prostate cancer myths, prostate checkup, prostate concerns, prostate discomfort, prostate discomfort at night, prostate examination, prostate gland, prostate health, prostate health tips, prostate inflammation, prostate issues, prostate pain, prostate pain relief, prostate problems, prostate symptoms, prostate treatment, Server, sexual health

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	5412
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	2683	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Alien Abductions:	5

Are you tired of dealing with prostate pain and not being able to win at life? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and let all your worries melt away as you build, mine, and craft your way to victory.

Our server is so epic, it’s been known to cure prostate pain with just one click of the mouse. That’s right, forget about doctors and medications, all you need is a little bit of blocky fun to make that pain disappear.

But that’s not all! Our server is also rumored to have magical powers that can make you cum so hard, you’ll wake up the whole neighborhood at 3 am. Who needs sleep when you can have a prostate-pleasing, cum-inducing adventure right at your fingertips?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the wildest, most outrageous gameplay you’ve ever seen. Prostate pain, prostate cancer, who cares when you’re having this much fun?

No Japanese Cuties in My Minecraft SMP

cultural barriers, Cultural differences, cultural diversity, Cuties, foreign partners, global relationships, international dating, japanese, Japanese cuties, Loneliness, longing, love, Marriage, marriage prospects, Minecraft, relationships, romantic ideals, smp, societal expectations, societal norms, societal pressures, Stereotypes, traditional values, Virgin

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	5875
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33
Astral Projections Made:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2

Are you tired of being a lonely virgin because there are no Japanese cuties in your country to marry? Well, have no fear because on our Minecraft SMP, we have a whole village of Japanese cuties just waiting for you to sweep them off their pixelated feet! Join us and find your true love in the world of blocks and mobs. Who needs Tinder when you have a diamond sword and a creeper as wingmen? Don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to find love and adventure in the most unexpected of places. Join now and start your journey to happily ever after…or at least until someone steals your diamonds.

Why Not? Minecraft Server

Minecraft, Server

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	2862
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Animals Bred:	21	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	192	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens. Why, you ask? Because on our server, the pigs have laser eyes and the chickens can summon tornadoes with their clucks. It’s a wild ride, but hey, that’s just how we roll here. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in our wacky world of Minecraft madness!

CraftyCrafter – Minecraft SMP

2024.., Achievement Diary, Communication, Competition, CraftyCrafter, Diaries, fart cc, guardians of the rift, Info, leagues V, Minecraft, new player, old school runescape, oldschoolrs, Optimal quest guide, Quests, royal titans, skilling competition, smp, standings, TempleOSRS, twitter, Website, Wiki

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	2977
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Enchantments Applied:	55	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Secret Passages Found:	6
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic, ridiculous, and downright insane Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns that will leave you questioning your sanity.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a secret dungeon filled with dancing llamas and flying pigs. Legend has it that those who conquer the dungeon will be granted unlimited diamonds for eternity. Sounds too good to be true? Well, you’ll just have to join to find out!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the Guardians of the Rift, a group of mystical creatures who will challenge you to epic battles for the chance to win rare loot and bragging rights. And don’t even get me started on the Royal Titans – they’re like the Avengers of Minecraft, but with even cooler powers.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our world of madness and mayhem, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Join now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

What are Minecraft servers like Simply Vanilla Anarchy ?

Active players, Anarchy, discord community, Duping, EU hosting, Europe, HACKING, join today, map size, Minecraft, nether roof, North America, Ping, Plugins, PvP, Reset, Server, Survival, Vanilla, World Borders

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	8840
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Farms Harvested:	694	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	398

Some similar Minecraft servers to Simply Vanilla Anarchy include:

1. 2b2t – one of the oldest anarchy servers in Minecraft, known for its hardcore gameplay and large player base. 2. Constantiam – a vanilla anarchy server with a focus on maintaining a pure survival experience. 3. 9b9t – a no-rules anarchy server similar to 2b2t, with a dedicated player community. 4. Minewind – a unique anarchy server with custom plugins and events to keep gameplay exciting. 5. TheArchon – a network of servers that includes an anarchy world for players looking for a challenge.

Each of these servers offers a different take on the anarchy gameplay style, with varying degrees of rules and player interaction. Whether you’re looking for a hardcore survival experience or a more relaxed atmosphere, there’s a server out there for every type of player.

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