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MedievalLawyersMC
u wanna be a lawyer in minecraft? well dis server is da place for u! we got warriors/champions who are da lawyers of da medieval world. they fight for justice and defend their clients in epic battles. join now and become a legal legend in minecraft! who needs a courthouse when u got warriors fighting for u? come join da fun and be a part of dis crazy legal world! -
GoddessCraft Minecraft Server
Are you tired of moids who think they’re somehow equal to women? Do you miss the good ol’ days when women were worshipped like the goddesses they are? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is bringing back the traditional male-female dynamic in a whole new way!Join our server and experience what it’s like to truly worship women like they deserve. Kiss their virtual hands, give up your virtual seat for them, and hold virtual doors open like a true butler. Address them as “M’Lady” and show them the respect they deserve.
But that’s not all! On our server, you can even throw your virtual jacket over virtual puddles so women can cross without getting wet. And don’t forget to hand over 90% of your virtual income to your virtual wife for the household makeup & jewelry budget (and maybe a little for the virtual kids’ food if they’re well behaved).
So why settle for moids who don’t know their place when you can join our server and worship women like a true gentleman? Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of the traditional, WOMAN FIRST order once again!
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CraftyCreeperDating
Are you tired of being the only one paying for the date? Well, on our Minecraft server, the blocks pay for themselves! That’s right, every time you mine a block, it magically turns into diamonds that you can use to impress your date with a virtual diamond ring. Plus, our server is filled with eligible blocky bachelors and bachelorettes just waiting to build a relationship with you. So why pay for the date when you can mine for love on our server instead? Join now and start crafting your happily ever after! -
CarryCraft Minecraft Server
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to do all the heavy lifting yourself? Well, on our server, we believe in equality for all players, which is why we offer a special feature where you can carry your fellow players around like a true hero! Who needs horses when you can have your friends piggyback you to victory?Join our server and experience the thrill of being carried to battle by your trusty companions. Whether you’re storming a castle or exploring a dangerous cave, our unique carry feature will have you feeling like a true Minecraft superstar. So come on, join us and see why being carried is the ultimate power move in the world of Minecraft!
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AngloWarriorz Minecraft Server: Where Men and Mobs Battle it Out!
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where anglo men are warriors and sheep tremble in fear! Join us on this epic adventure where you can ride pigs into battle and duel with creepers using nothing but a carrot on a stick.Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us. We have secret dungeons filled with diamonds and emeralds, guarded by anglo men in full diamond armor. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden village where villagers trade enchanted golden apples for dirt blocks.
But beware, for there are rumors of a legendary player who can summon lightning storms with a flick of their wrist. Will you challenge them to a PvP battle or cower in fear like a noob?
So come join us on this wild ride, where the only limit is your imagination and the only rule is to have fun. Let’s show the world that anglo men are the true warriors of Minecraft!
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Minecraft SMP: IronRockin
Welcome to our totally tubular Minecraft SMP where iron is the key to success! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and thought they were hot stuff with their diamond armor. But little did they know, our iron warriors were ready to rock their world! With their trusty iron swords and armor, they defeated the diamond-clad player in a epic battle that shook the very foundations of the server.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Iron Golem Army, led by the fearsome Iron Giant himself. Join us and you too can command an army of iron golems to protect your base and strike fear into the hearts of your enemies.
So come on, join us on our ironclad adventure and let’s rock and roll our way to victory! Iron helps us rockin’, baby!
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BlockyBodyTalk
Are you tired of constantly being misunderstood and mistaken for someone you’re not on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, we embrace all forms of communication, even if it involves grabbing someone’s thigh or moaning uncontrollably. Our players are so friendly and touchy-feely that you’ll feel right at home, whether you’re sitting in what looks like a compromising position or accidentally revealing a little too much skin.Join us for a wild adventure where boundaries are non-existent and communication is key (even if it involves talking about sex in detail). Don’t worry about being judged here, because we understand that sometimes, you just can’t help but roll your eyes back and lick your lips when you’re excited about something.
So come on over to our server and let loose with Ally, our resident touchy-feely expert who will show you the ropes on how to navigate social situations with ease. Don’t be surprised if you find yourself making new friends (or more) in no time – just make sure to bring your notebook and therapist along for the ride!
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SecretSMP: Disturbia
Are you tired of boring old vanilla Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the SMP for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with secret underground societies, mysterious disappearances, and a conspiracy involving cows and creepers working together to take over the world. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. So come on, join us if you dare and uncover the most disturbing secrets that will make your head spin faster than a chorus of spinning Endermen. -
CraftySkyportLOL
Are you tired of boring old airports with their long lines and lackluster food options? Well, do I have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and experience the most hilarious airport you’ve ever seen. Picture this: instead of security guards, we have flying pigs checking your luggage. And forget about those boring conveyor belts – our baggage claim is a giant water slide that shoots your suitcases out into a pool of rainbow-colored slime! Trust me, you’ll never want to leave this airport – I mean, Minecraft server – once you see all the wacky shenanigans we have in store for you. So pack your bags (or let the flying pigs do it for you) and join us for the craziest airport adventure of your life!