On our server, you don’t need to impress anyone or perpetuate western sensibilities. You are not a jester, you are a Minecraft warrior! And who says you need to be in a romantic relationship?
When you slide into the dms on our server, you’re just becoming another statistic – but a cool one! You don’t have to accept that you’re male cattle, you can avoid it entirely. The bulk of your desire to pursue dating is socially inflicted – so why not break free from it?
So, if someone isn’t your ONE TRUE LOVE, then there is NO POINT – except for joining our hilarious and rebellious Minecraft server!
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a rainbow-colored llama through a field of dancing creepers. True story. And if that doesn’t convince you, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a herd of flying pigs armed with diamond swords? Yeah, you heard me right.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a DJ on weekends. And rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most outrageous, hilarious, and downright insane Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.