CHIVALROUS Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Mindless Retards Minecraft SMP Invasion

7/10 woman, ai, arbitrary, bio-reductionist nihilism, CHIVALROUS, coddled, Demographic, dynamic, ETHER, evolutionary, EXCUSE, genders reversed, Honor, Invasion, memes, mid, MINDLESS, Minecraft, replaced, retards, smp, social defense, society

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	8080
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Runes Activated:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Votes:	8817
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to witness the epic battle of mindless retards defending a 7/10 woman named ‘mid’ against all odds! But wait, what if the genders were reversed? Picture the chaos that would ensue as society’s chivalrous honor disappears into thin air like arbitrary memes. Don’t be left behind in the AI revolution, join us now and experience the insanity for yourself! Who needs excuses when you have bio-reductionist nihilism on your side?

WalmartWarriorCraft

aita, Assistance, CHIVALROUS, customer service, Defending, Gender Roles, Help, labor policy, moral responsibility, OBLIGATION, on break, pregnant woman, Pregnant Women, public interactions, rude behavior, social norms, societal expectations, walmart employee, WalmartWarriorCraft, workplace etiquette

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	6799
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Items Found:	1097	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Love Letters Sent:	14
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	11
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

Are you tired of dealing with entitled pregnant women at Walmart? Well, join our Minecraft server where pregnant women can’t demand help from players on their break! Our server is full of chivalrous players who will only help you if you ask nicely and respect their boundaries. Plus, if you encounter any entitled individuals, you can just walk away without any judgment from us! Join now and leave the drama at the door (or at the end of the aisle)!

ChivalrousCraft: Spotting the Cheaters

Attitudes, Behavior, benevolent sexism, Cheaters, CHIVALROUS, ChivalrousCraft, gender dynamics, Gender Roles, hostile sexism, infidelity risk, Men, patronizing views, Perception, Predictors, Psychology, relationships, research, sexism, societal norms, Spotting, study, trust issues, Women

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	5480
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	86
Void Armor Forged:	27	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Endless Night Skies:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	22
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Star Shards Collected:	143

yo, do u wanna join a minecraft server where benevolently sexist men are the key to success? yea, u heard me right. these dudes may seem all chivalrous and stuff, but they actually be cheatin’ on u left and right. it’s like a soap opera up in here, drama for days. come join the madness and see if u can survive the treacherous world of minecraft with these shady characters. trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride.

World Wreckers: Prideful Deconstructionists

Accept, approach, Attention, biologically inclined, CHIVALROUS, deconstruct everything, Deconstructionists, entire worlds, entitled, gender dynamics, have pride, Impress, Jester, male cattle, Men, Need, no point, one true love, Prideful, pursue dating, romantic relationship, slide into the dms, socially inflicted, statistic, Traditional, western sensibility, Women, world, Wreckers

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	2219
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Villages Defended:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that breaks all the rules? Look no further! Join our server where women are not “entitled” to your attention and men are not “biologically inclined” to approach women. We believe in breaking traditional gender dynamics and chivalrous behavior.

On our server, you don’t need to impress anyone or perpetuate western sensibilities. You are not a jester, you are a Minecraft warrior! And who says you need to be in a romantic relationship?

When you slide into the dms on our server, you’re just becoming another statistic – but a cool one! You don’t have to accept that you’re male cattle, you can avoid it entirely. The bulk of your desire to pursue dating is socially inflicted – so why not break free from it?

So, if someone isn’t your ONE TRUE LOVE, then there is NO POINT – except for joining our hilarious and rebellious Minecraft server!

VolgoCraft Minecraft Server

Attack, Conflict, Defense, defense capabilities, defense strategy, Drones, eastern europe, General Staff, geopolitical tensions, international relations, Military Action, military arsenal, military equipment, Minecraft, Missiles, russia, security measures, Server, strike, Ukraine, VolgoCraft, Volgograd Oblast, WARFARE

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	3147
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Votes:	4646
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	13
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Love Letters Sent:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine and russia are at war but instead of missiles and drones we have blocks and pickaxes! build your own military arsenal in the Volgograd Oblast and defend it against enemy raids.

join now to experience the thrill of battle without any real-life consequences. who needs real war when you can have virtual war with pixelated graphics?

plus, our staff are all trained professionals in the art of minecraft warfare. they will guide you through the chaos and help you become the ultimate warrior in the blocky battlefield.

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and show those pesky russians who’s boss in the virtual world!

Hodeidah Havoc: Israel Edition

airstrikes, civilian casualties, Conflict, Edition, global impact, Havoc, Hodeidah, humanitarian crisis, international news, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East politics, military intervention, Reports, Saudi Arabia, security concerns, strikes, Tensions, united nations, War, Yemen

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	8921
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Villages Defended:	16
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Void Armor Forged:	15	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where we got israel striking yemen’s hodeidah as our main event! watch as the explosions light up the sky and the drama unfolds in this crazy battle royale!

why join our server? well, where else can you witness such intense action while building your own epic creations and battling it out with other players? plus, we got free diamond armor for all new players because why not, right?

so come on down to our server and experience the chaos for yourself! who knows, maybe you’ll be the one to bring peace to the warring factions and become the ultimate ruler of this crazy minecraft world!

SURVIVAL write /free and receive a gift! Minecraft server

Auto, banner, CASE, Donations, Economy, Events, everyone, free, gift, height, Lazy, minecraft server, Minecraftrating, No Dupe, No Private, Pirate, PvE, PvP, Receive, Server, Survival, tags, width, wipes, Without Anticheat

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	5551
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Farms Harvested:	642	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3

The server has wipes, write /free and get a gift! everyone 1 each case

aquagrief.cringe.team

Smelly SMP: Where the only things modded are the players’ hygiene! No Resets, just stink! 1.20.1, Java Edition

1.20.1, appeals, Builder, custom origins, discord invite, Edition, Fair moderation, hygiene, java, Longevity, Modded, No Chat Reports, No Resets, No Whitelist, Nomad, Optimization, Origins, planet minecraft, Players, punishment, PvPer, Resets, resource-rich, Safezone-Borderlands, Smelly, smp, stink, trader.., Vanilla

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	6046
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Crops Grown:	1565
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6

Stinky SMP Overview:

Server Version	1.20.1 and updating
Emphasis	Fair moderation, extreme longevity, inclusivity
Performance	Great performance with vanilla+ modpack and optimisers
Server Specs	16GB RAM + Ryzen 9 7950x CPU
Special Mod	Origins mod with custom origins

FAQ:

Q: How often does the server reset?

A: The server has had no resets since May 2022.

Q: What playstyles are welcome on the server?

A: The server is inclusive of all playstyles, whether you’re a nomad, builder, PVPer, trader, etc.

Q: Can I suggest changes or new features for the server?

A: Yes, suggestions are welcome and will be considered by the server staff.

Q: What is the Safezone-Borderlands system?

A: The server operates on a system where a central area is protected from griefing, killing, and stealing, while a borderlands area allows for more intense gameplay.

Q: How can I join the server or learn more?

A: You can find more information on the Planet Minecraft page or join the Discord server using the links provided.

Crafty Skillz Minecraft Server

2nd season, action, Adventure, Anime, Ars, Crafty, Drama, family, FANTASY, growth, isekai, Magic, Minecraft, Noble, Reincarnation, RETURN, romance, Sequel, Server, Skills, skillz, Supernatural, Tensei Kizoku Kantei Skill de Nariagaru, Wife

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	9099
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	97	Dragons Tamed:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Towns Built:	10	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because Ars and his wife are back and ready to shake things up! Rumor has it that they were on a secret mission to find the rarest diamond in all of Minecraft and now they’re sharing their loot with anyone who joins the server.

But that’s not all – they’ve also brought back a pet dragon that breathes rainbow fire and can fly you to the moon and back in seconds. Want to build a castle in the sky? No problem, just hop on the dragon and let your imagination run wild!

And if you’re feeling competitive, Ars and his wife are hosting daily PvP tournaments where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this epic showdown of epic proportions.

So what are you waiting for? Join the server today and embark on the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life! Just be prepared for the unexpected because with Ars and his wife around, anything can happen.

French Is Silly Minecraft SMP

foreign language, French, French Culture, french humor, french language, french language debate, French stereotypes, Language, language analysis, language comparison, language criticism, language debate, language humor, language learning, language perception, language stereotypes, linguistic quirks, Minecraft, Silliest, silly, smp

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	3157
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Endless Night Skies:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Votes:	5504
Astral Projections Made:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to settle the age-old debate of whether French is the silliest language! Our players have heated arguments in the chat about the pronunciation of “croissant” and whether “baguette” is just a fancy word for bread. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we hold French language classes taught by a talking parrot named Pierre. So come join us and let’s have a baguette-eating, beret-wearing, Eiffel Tower-building good time!

DadStepMomDodge Minecraft Server

Boundaries, burnt out, clubs, coping mechanisms, DadStepMomDodge, divorced parents, family dynamics, family time, last minute decisions, messy house, Minecraft, missed events, overwhelmed, parental expectations, parental stress, responsibilities, Selfishness, Server, sibling dynamics, split custody, step siblings, studying, volunteering

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	6164
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	64	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	20

Are you tired of being the unpaid babysitter for your dad’s chaotic household? Join our Minecraft server and escape the madness! No more cleaning up after messy siblings or missing out on your own events. On our server, you can build your own virtual family and they won’t even need to eat, let alone demand pizza! Plus, you can join clubs and study for AP classes in peace without interruptions. Say goodbye to the drama and hello to a stress-free virtual world! Join now and never look back at that chaotic household again!

MommyWarsMC

blended families, choosing sides, court hearings, court order disputes, custody battle, custody rights, difficult decisions, emotional manipulation, emotional trauma, family conflict, family dynamics, family estrangement, family loyalty, grieving teenager, legal guardianship, loss of a parent, MommyWarsMC, parent-child relationships, parental priorities, stepfamily dynamics, teenage independence

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	5550
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than your mom’s custody battles? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and family drama that will make you forget all about your own problems.

We’ve got stepkids passing the phone around during calls, summer vacations that feel more like family reunions, and emergency custody hearings that will have you on the edge of your blocky seat. Who needs real-life drama when you can log on to our server and experience it all in the virtual world?

So come on down to our server and leave your real-life problems at the door. Who needs therapy when you can mine and craft your way through the chaos of family dynamics? Join now and let the drama unfold!

LifeChanger in Minecraft SMP

behavior change, big impact, daily routine, goal-setting, healthy choices, healthy lifestyle, incremental progress, life improvement, lifechanger.., mindfulness practice, mindset shift, Minecraft, personal growth, positive habits, positive mindset, productivity boost, self improvement, self reflection, self-care, self-discipline, small change, smp, Time management

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	9767
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	21
Epic Shields Constructed:	34	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Emeralds Found:	8120
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Zombie Dances:	3

So, picture this: you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in Minecraft when suddenly you stumble upon this wild SMP server. And let me tell you, this server is like no other. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me hit you with some outrageous reasons:

1. The admin is a talking llama who only communicates through interpretive dance. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a llama do the Macarena.

2. We have a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to overthrow the players and take over the server. Will you join them or fight against them? The choice is yours.

3. Every full moon, the server transforms into a magical wonderland filled with flying pigs, dancing skeletons, and talking creepers. It’s like a rave, but with more explosions.

4. We have a player who has built an entire castle out of nothing but baked potatoes. Yes, you read that right. Potatoes. And they’re recruiting followers to worship the almighty spud.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP and prepare for a wild ride like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

MineRichShook

affluent individuals, elite society, extravagant habits, extravagant lifestyles, eye-opening moments, financial excess, high society, jaw-dropping encounters, lavish spending, luxury living, millionaire mindset, MineRichShook, money talks, opulent experiences, privileged class, shocking encounters, social status, ultra rich, unexpected behavior, wealth disparity, Wealthy

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	5418
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Gods Slained:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	38	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	185	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5

Have you ever seen a billionaire ride a diamond-encrusted llama through a field of emerald blocks? Well, get ready to experience that and more on our Minecraft server! Our players are so rich, they build houses out of solid gold and bathe in pools of enchanted golden apples. Join us for a chance to rub elbows with the elite of the Minecraft world and maybe even score some valuable loot along the way. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret vault filled with stacks of emerald blocks and diamond armor! So come on in and see how the other half mines – you won’t believe your pixelated eyes!