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Bokoblin Bash Minecraft Server

Adventure, Bash, bokoblin, ceremony, culture, ENEMY, FANTASY, folklore, Gaming, Humiliation, legend, long tail tag, Minecraft, Monster, Myth, Nintendo, ritual, Ritualistic, role playing, Server, tradition, video game, Zelda

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	6343
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Star Shards Collected:	244
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Love Letters Sent:	18
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for the Bokoblin humiliation ritual, where we dress up as Bokoblins and dance around a campfire while chanting hilarious insults at each other. It’s a wild time you won’t want to miss!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a pig that poops out diamonds instead of regular old pig poop. Imagine the riches you could amass just by hanging out with this fabulous swine!

And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on the challenge of the Creeper Cannonball Run, where you launch yourself out of a cannon and try to land on a moving Creeper. It’s explosive fun for the whole family!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

EmuCraft Minecraft Server

assembly language, coding, Computer Architecture, computer engineering, computer science, cpu architecture, creativity, EmuCraft, emulation, emulation development, Emulator, innovation, Minecraft, programming, Programming Languages, Reverse Engineering, Server, Software Development, software engineering, technical skills, Technology, Wizardry, x86 assembly

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	3719
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Void Gems Collected:	28	Zombie Dances:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring gameplay and basic features? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join our server and experience the magic of playing Minecraft on a whole new level. We have created an emulator for a completely different CPU architecture entirely in x86 assembly. How did we do it, you ask? Well, let’s just say our developers may or may not be literal wizards.

But that’s not all! On our server, you can ride unicorns, battle dragons, and even build a house made entirely out of candy. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a land filled with talking animals and flying pigs.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

YT Drama Minecraft Server

#youtube, Boundaries, child safety, children’s content, Communication, Decision making, Drama, Elsa gate, family dynamics, inappropriate videos, internet safety, ipad, kids youtube, MIL, Minecraft, Monitoring, online supervision, overstepping, parenting, Server, step-parenting, STEPDAUGHTER, Technology

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	4878
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Votes:	2657
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	3095	Astral Projections Made:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5

Are you tired of your stepdaughter watching creepy Barbie videos on YouTube? Join our Minecraft server where the only inappropriate thing you’ll see is a creeper blowing up your house! Our server is so safe, even grandma will approve (unless she’s a creeper in disguise). Don’t let the MIL drama get you down, come join the fun and build a world where the only squirting and creaming happening is with buckets of milk and cake batter. Trust us, this server is a lot safer than letting your stepdaughter watch those weird videos. Let’s block those inappropriate videos together and build a world where the only thing getting deleted is blocks to make room for your epic creations. Join now and let’s game on, no overstepping allowed (unless it’s overstepping to build a giant statue of yourself, then go for it)!

MomSonAdventureBanNotAllowed

bio dad, Boundaries, Boyfriend, childcare, children, Communication, DATING, disagreements, emotions, family, MomSonAdventureBanNotAllowed, Motherhood, parenting, past relationships, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, sensitivity, Son, speech issues, Trust, trust issues

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	9998
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	276	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Divine Spears Created:	13
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as this Reddit post? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and questionable parenting decisions!

Reasons to join: – Experience the thrill of navigating complex relationships and communication breakdowns, just like in this post! – Test your trust levels with other players as you question whether or not to let them take care of your virtual children. – Witness intense arguments and emotional outbursts that will make you question your own sanity.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and dive into the chaos! Trust us, it’s more entertaining than a soap opera.

PeeCraft Minecraft Server

bathroom behavior, bathroom etiquette, bathroom habits, cleanliness, comfort, daily routine, eco-friendly, healthy habits, hygiene, Minecraft, multitasking, PeeCraft, personal choices, personal habits, privacy, Relaxation, self-care, Server, shower time, showering, Urination, water conservation, water usage

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	7271
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	8529
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Secret Passages Found:	8
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a special mini-game called “Pee or No Pee” where you have to answer trivia questions while showering in-game! If you pee while showering, you get extra points but watch out for the creeper lurking in the bathroom!

Join us for a wild ride of wacky challenges, hilarious pranks, and unexpected twists that will have you questioning your sanity (and bladder control). So come on, don’t be shy – let it flow and join our server today!

RetroRegretCraft

10. Looking back, 11. Changing the past, 12. Moving forward, 13. Letting go, 14. Time machine, 15. Opportunities missed, 16. Revisiting the past, 17. Future planning, 18. Making better choices, 19. Wisdom gained, 2. Regrets, 20. Lessons learned., 3. Reflection, 4. Past mistakes, 5. Personal growth, 6. Learning from the past, 7. Self-improvement, 8. Second chances, 9. Life decisions, RetroRegretCraft, time travel

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	9215
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Emeralds Found:	2026
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Runes Activated:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9

Are you tired of living with regrets and wishing you could turn back time? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can do just that! Travel back in time 10 years and change the course of history in the most epic way possible. Want to stop the invention of the selfie stick? Done. Want to convince everyone that planking is the new national sport? Easy peasy. The possibilities are endless on our time-traveling Minecraft server. Join now and rewrite history in the most hilarious and outrageous way possible!

DefendCraft Minecraft Server

defence spending, DefendCraft, defense budget, defense expenditure, defense investment, defense planning, defense policy, defense strategy, eastern europe, european union, Foreign Minister, gdp, military budget, military capabilities, military defense, military modernization, Minecraft, national security, nato, Poland, security measures, Server

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	689
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Dragon Scales Harvested:	284
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	25
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24

so like, this server is like the POLAND of all Minecraft servers, like seriously. we gonna be spending 5% of our GDP on defense in 2025, just like the foreign minister said. but like, instead of defending against creepers and zombies, we gonna defend against trolls and griefers.

join this server if you wanna be part of the most epic battle for survival in Minecraft history. we got crazy weapons and armor, like diamond swords that shoot fireballs and armor made out of dragon scales.

plus, our foreign minister is a total badass. he once fought off a whole army of skeletons with just a pickaxe and a stack of porkchops. true story.

so come on, join us and be part of the most epic Minecraft adventure ever. you won’t regret it, unless you’re a troll or a griefer, in which case you’ll regret it big time.

MapCraft: Secret Ops – G7 Response

#covert operations, Canada, Chinese diaspora, Chinese police, Diplomacy, Espionage, foreign affairs, G-7 response, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, intelligence, international relations, intimidation, investigation, MapCraft, Monitoring, Ops, Ottawa, response, secret, secret operations, SECURITY, Stations, Surveillance

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	4112
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimension Hops:	11	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Zombie Dances:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Ores Mined:	2848	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

so like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that is so lit, even the Canadian government is talking about it? well, this server is so epic that even China is trying to spy on us! they got secret police operations and stations set up to try and intimidate us, but we just keep building and mining like nothing can stop us! Ottawa is all like “we gotta tell the G-7 about this server” but we just laugh and keep playing. come join the madness and see what all the fuss is about! plus, we got free diamonds for new players! #minecraftdrama #spyonthis

KetchupCraft: Blind Squirters United

accessibility, adaptive tools, assistive technology, Blind, bottles, braille labels, condiment dispensers, condiments, cooking aids, daily tasks, disability, INDEPENDENCE, ketchup, KetchupCraft, kitchen aids, low vision, sensory perception, Squirters, tactile feedback, United, vision loss, visual impairment, visually impaired

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	4325
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	327	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	5

join dis epic minecraft server where u can squirt ketchup out of bottles like a pro blind person! we got flying pigs, dancing zombies, and a secret treasure chest filled with diamonds and tacos! u can ride a llama into battle against evil chickens and build a house made entirely of cake! plus, our admin is a talking potato who grants wishes to all who join. come join the fun and experience the madness for yourself!

RabbitHoleCraft

Algorithms, autoplay feature, content discovery, content recommendations, digital platforms, extreme content, Media consumption, OCVPs, online content, Online content viewing platforms, online safety, personalized algorithms, rabbit holes, RabbitHoleCraft, responsible design, study findings, user behavior, user control, user experience, viewing habits

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	8762
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Demon Skulls Collected:	35
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Mythical Quests Completed:	11
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

Join our epic Minecraft server where you can go down rabbit holes like Alice in Wonderland! Our autoplay feature will have you falling into crazy adventures and discovering extreme content you never knew existed. Explore mysterious lands, battle fierce monsters, and build the most epic creations with your friends. Don’t miss out on the wildest ride of your Minecraft life!