PixelVisionLASIK

astigmatism, corrective eye surgery, eye care, eye doctor, eye health, eye surgery, eye treatment, farsightedness, laser eye surgery, lasik, long-term effects, medical procedure, nearsightedness, ophthalmology, patient experience, PixelVisionLASIK, recovery process, refractive surgery, surgical options, vision correction, visual acuity

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	6127
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Secret Passages Found:	8
Mines Excavated:	2246	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50

Are you tired of squinting at your screen while playing Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, we offer free virtual lasik eye surgery for all players! Say goodbye to blurry vision and hello to crystal-clear blocky landscapes.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground village populated entirely by talking pigs who have mastered the art of building epic structures out of bacon. Join us and witness the bacon revolution firsthand!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal on our server that leads to a dimension where all the creepers are actually friendly and just want to give you hugs. So come on over and experience the wacky wonders of our Minecraft world – you won’t regret it!

BoomerLeaks Nursing Home Security

#covert operations, BoomerLeaks, breach of trust, classified documents, confidential data, data breach, data security, disbelieving., Espionage, government secrets, home, information protection, intelligence leaks, leaking classified information, national security, nursing, nursing home staff, Retired intelligence officers, retirement community, retirement home, SECURITY, security breach, sensitive information, unauthorized disclosure

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	5187
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9

so, like, imagine this, right? retired intelligence officers, like the ones who used to be all sneaky and stuff, are now in a nursing home, right? and get this, they’re leaking all this super top secret classified info to the nursing home staff! like, imagine being a nurse and finding out that mrs. smith in room 203 used to be a spy or something. it’s like a real life spy movie, but in a nursing home! join our minecraft server and uncover all the crazy secrets these old spies are spilling. it’s gonna be wild, dude. trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this insane adventure!

What is the IP for Mumbo Jumbo Minecraft Server?

1.10, 1.11, 1.8, 1.9, 360, BUILD, building, challenge, command, Creative, family friendly, Game, gameplay, Gaming, how-to, ideas, Jumbo, Let’s Play, mc, mcpe, Minecraft, mini game, mobile, Mumbo, MumboJumbo, no swearing, pe, Piston, playthrough, pocket edition, ps4, Redstone, Server, Showcase, spotlight, Survival, Technical, ThatMumboJumbo, tutorial, Vanilla, Xbox

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	3104
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Falling into the Void:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	17

Mumbo Jumbo is a British YouTuber and Minecraft content creator known for his redstone engineering skills and entertaining commentary. Starting his channel in 2012, he has gained a massive following with millions of subscribers tuning in to watch his tutorials, Let’s Play videos, and Hermitcraft series. Mumbo Jumbo is also a successful Twitch streamer and has collaborated with other popular Minecraft YouTubers.

Clyme Games

1.18.x, 1.21.X, Clyme Games, custom models, Discord, Mechanics, Minecraft, redone, Server, Skyblock, Textures

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	1734
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Chimeras Created:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Animals Bred:	183
Void Gems Collected:	26	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8

Clyme Games Network- COMING SOON! Experience skyblock redone with custom models, textures, mechanics and much more. Compatible with any version of minecraft 1.18.x-1.21.x For any questions please join the discord.

play.clyme.games

🏕️ THE DUBSTEP SMP 🏕️ No dancing allowed! 18+ only! Apply for a spot now! 🕺🚫🎶

Allowed, Application Process, apply, Client modpack, Community, dancing, Discord, DubStep, Economy, Events, Friends, interview, Mods, Optimization, Projects, Server, server hardware, Shops, smp, spot, Vanilla, voice chat, webmap, Whitelist, Worldgen

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	6051
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Villages Defended:	12
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Runes Activated:	0
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Void Armor Forged:	16	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4

Club SMP <a href="https://newminecraftservers.com/servers/%e0%b8%aa%e0%b8%a3%e0%b9%89%e0%b8%b2%e0%b8%87%e0%b8%aa%e0%b8%a3%e0%b8%a3%e0%b8%84%e0%b9%8c/">Minecraft Server</a>

About Us

The Club SMP is an 18+ vanilla Minecraft server started in early 2022 with the goal of uniting a community of friends using Minecraft as a medium. We believe that true fun in Minecraft comes with the interactions and friends you make while playing. Whether you are a beginner or a long-time veteran of the game, we welcome you with open arms to our family!

We pride ourselves in our community and strive to keep players engaged with active events and projects. All major decisions are made based on the community’s input and players are never out of the picture. In addition, our economy is driven by player-ran shops that allow anyone to ‘get rich’ dealing business. Here at the Club SMP, every player is a crucial component of an ever-growing and interactive community.

Hardware & Setup

Alongside our amazing community, we also boast a fully self-hosted dedicated machine for the server, running modern blazing-fast hardware topped off with carefully tweaked server-sided optimization mods. This ensures minimal impact of lag while maintaining vanilla parity and allows our players to focus on what matters the most: gameplay. Furthermore, this setup allows us to have room for expansion, with a future plan of providing an accessible test/creative server for the community to plan their projects.

Platform	Fabric 1.21
Location	San Jose, California, United States
CPU	AMD Ryzen 5 7600X
RAM	10GB (32 Total)

Mods & Tweaks

We run a variety of server-sided optimization and QoL mods to enhance the player experience. We also provide our players with a custom (optional) client modpack, tailored for performance and useful features, which can be seen here.

Notable Mods/Tweaks Included:

Worldgen: Geophilic, Stony Cliffs Are Cool, Structory
Simple Voice Chat – In-game Voice Chat
ServUX – Visualize structure bounding boxes if MiniHud is installed
Mobs & Players Drop Heads
Anti-Creeper, Enderman, & Ghast Grief
Accelerated Leaf Decay
Minecarts now run 4x faster
Online Webmap

Application

Our application process consists of a form + short interview to carefully select candidates. Follow the steps below to get whitelisted!:

Join our Discord Server here!
Read through our server guide + rules
Submit an application via our application link
Please wait up to 24 hours for someone to contact you!
Short Interview
Application Decision and Whitelist

Ninja Village Minecraft Server

AMBITION, Anime, Believe It, determination, dream, Goal, Hidden Leaf Village, hokage, Jutsu, Manga, Minecraft, Naruto, naruto uzumaki, Nine-Tails, ninja, Ninja Way, Protagonist, Server, Shinobi, Shippuden, SHONEN, success, Village

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	6418
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you’re just another player in the crowd? Well, look no further because on our server, YOU can become the Hokage! That’s right, channel your inner ninja and become the ultimate leader of the village.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest and most powerful mobs you’ve ever seen. From giant creepers that explode with glitter to zombie pigs that drop diamonds, you’ll never run out of epic loot to collect.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: every full moon, the entire server transforms into a magical wonderland filled with unicorns, rainbows, and flying pigs. It’s like a party in the sky, and you’re invited!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start your journey to becoming the legendary Hokage. Believe it!

Ice Cold Bang’s Minecraft SMP

alone, Alone on a Friday night, Alone on Friday night, Alone vibes, Alone with Bang’s, Bang’s on a Friday night, Bang’s vibes, bangs, cold, friday night, Friday night alone, friday night vibes, Ice, ice cold, Ice cold Bang’s, Ice cold Bang’s and Weed, Ice cold Bang’s on Friday night, Ice cold on a Friday night, Ice cold vibes, Minecraft, smp, Weed, Weed on Friday night, Weed vibes

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	7571
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	27	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Dimension Hops:	13
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Endless Night Skies:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing colder than our ice cold biomes is the bang energy drinks we chug while playing. Need a break from the chaos of the real world? Join us for some virtual weed farming and relaxation.

Are you tired of being surrounded by people in real life? Come join our SMP where you can be alone in your own virtual world. Build your dream base without any pesky neighbors trying to steal your diamonds.

But beware, the mobs in our world are no joke. Rumor has it that the creeper king rules over a kingdom of explosive minions, ready to blow up anything in their path. Will you be able to survive the madness and claim your place as the ultimate Minecraft champion?

So grab your pickaxe, stock up on bang energy drinks, and get ready for a wild ride in our crazy Minecraft world. Join us if you dare, but be warned, once you enter, there’s no going back.

SecretSO_SMP: Minecraft SMP

#revelation, Bond, CHANGE, Communication, Connection, discovery, growth, Honesty, Intimacy, learned, Minecraft, partner, relationship, secret, SecretSO_SMP, smp, Surprise, transformation, Trust, Understanding, Vulnerability

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	6803
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Mines Excavated:	3738
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Astral Projections Made:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Emeralds Found:	8112
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is who stole whose diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like a soap opera on steroids!

Join us if you want to uncover scandalous secrets about your fellow players that will make your jaw drop. From secret underground bases to hidden alliances, this server is a hotbed of intrigue and betrayal.

But that’s not all! We also have epic battles between factions that will leave you on the edge of your seat. Will you be the hero who saves the day, or will you be the villain who brings chaos to the server? The choice is yours!

So come on, join us and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

BlockyBedBuddies

adventurous, BlockyBedBuddies, Boundaries, Communication, Connection, Curiosity, Desires, experimentation, fantasies, Intimacy, kinks, Open-mindedness, partner’s strangest request, Pleasure, relationships, role-play, satisfaction, sex, taboo, Trust, Unconventional

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	1843
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us if you want to experience the wildest and wackiest adventures in the blocky world.

Imagine this: You’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly a herd of dancing pigs wearing top hats and monocles appear out of nowhere. They start serenading you with a rendition of “Baby Got Back” while showering you with golden carrots. And that’s just a regular Tuesday on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on giant chickens armed with diamond swords and battle it out for the title of Chicken Champion. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken in full battle armor.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server is the only place where you can find a secret portal to the mystical land of Llamalandia, where llamas rule the land and have built a thriving civilization complete with llama skyscrapers and llama-powered flying machines.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare yourself for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of absurdity – you’re gonna need it!

Creeper Cuffs: One Handed Fun

creeper, criminal justice, cuffs, Fun, handcuff techniques, handcuffing, handcuffing a suspect, handcuffing best practices, handcuffing demonstration, handcuffing drills, handcuffing equipment, handcuffing methods, handcuffing procedure, handcuffing protocol, handcuffing safety, handcuffing tips, handcuffing training, handcuffing tutorial, handcuffs, Handed, law enforcement, one hand, police procedure, restraint

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	7349
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Mythical Relics Collected:	19

so, like, imagine this: you’re chillin’ in this minecraft server, right? and suddenly, you see this dude tryna handcuff someone with one hand! like, what the heck, right? but that’s just the beginning of the craziness in this server!

join this server if you wanna see flying pigs, talking cows, and dancing creepers. yeah, you heard me right. DANCING CREEPERS. they bust a move like no other, i swear.

oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco party? yeah, we got that too. just follow the rainbow sheep and you’ll find yourself groovin’ with skeletons and zombies in no time.

plus, the admin is a unicorn who grants wishes. no joke. just ask nicely and you might find yourself with a diamond pickaxe or a pet dragon. it’s wild, man.

so, if you’re lookin’ for a minecraft server that’s off the walls bonkers, this is the place to be. just don’t ask about the one-handed handcuffing incident. trust me, you don’t wanna know.

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