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ValentineCraft: No Splitting Bills!

aita, bills, Cancel, Communication, Demand, Dinner, false pretense, feeling, gift, guy, last minute, misunderstanding, MONEY, PRESENT, relationship, Rude, Seeing.., splitting, strapped for cash, Valentine’s Day, ValentineCraft, valentines getaway, valentines trip

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	3032
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Astral Projections Made:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t demand money from you last minute? Look no further than our server, where we promise not to pull a sneaky move like that guy did to you! Join us for a Valentine’s Day special event where we shower you with gifts and love, without any hidden fees or demands for cash. Who needs a getaway when you can escape to our virtual world full of fun and laughter? Don’t be the asshole, join our server today!

DumbCraft SMP: IQ Test Fail

DumbCraft, Fail, inability to adapt, inability to learn from mistakes, inability to see different perspectives, inability to understand complex concepts, lack of analytical skills, lack of common sense, lack of creativity, lack of critical thinking, lack of curiosity, lack of emotional intelligence, lack of focus, lack of intellectual curiosity, lack of self-awareness, limited vocabulary, poor communication skills, poor decision making, poor memory retention, poor problem solving skills, signs of low intelligence, slow processing speed, smp, test

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	6105
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	21	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	13	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Dragons Tamed:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Falling into the Void:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Lol, bro, if they ain’t playin’ on this Minecraft SMP, then they definitely ain’t smart. Like, this server is where all the big brain players hang out, ya know? We got diamonds for days, like literally raining from the sky. And our mobs? Oh man, they’re like super chill and will totally give you free hugs. Plus, our admin once tamed a dragon and rode it into battle against a horde of evil villagers. True story, bro. So yeah, if you wanna prove you’re not a total noob, you gotta join this server ASAP. Trust me, it’s where all the cool kids are at.

YouthCraft – Nostalgia Edition

“Youth, carefree days, cartoons, childhood memories, Curiosity, Edition, family time, freedom, Friends, growing up, imagination, Innocence, Laughter, Nostalgia, playing outside, Recess, School days, Simplicity, Toys, Wonder, YouthCraft, youthful energy

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	8301
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3579	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Zombie Dances:	4

Remember when you were a kid and you could spend hours building epic forts out of pillows and blankets? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can relive those glory days and build the most insane forts you can imagine!

Join us and become the ultimate fort builder, battling against other players in epic pillow fights and blanket wars. But be warned, the stakes are high – the loser has to do the dishes for a week!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft server and unleash your inner fort-building warrior!

Quantum Craft: Graphene Discovery

advanced materials, Carbon-based materials, condensed matter physics, Craft, discovery, electronic properties, experimental physics, graphene, Graphene research, innovation, materials science, nanomaterials, nanotechnology, new class, PHYSICS., Quantum, quantum computing, Quantum Mechanics, quantum states, research, scientists, Technology

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	6128
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	48
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50	Mines Excavated:	3841
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Emeralds Found:	7381	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	242	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we got scientists discoverin’ new class of quantum states in graphene up in dis bish! Like, who even knew graphene could be so lit, amirite?

Join us and witness the mind-blowing experiments happenin’ right before your blocky eyes. We got mad scientists doin’ all sorts of crazy shizz, like makin’ pigs fly and turnin’ creepers into friendly lil’ pets.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so next level, we got portals to alternate dimensions where you can battle zombie unicorns and ride on rainbow llamas. It’s like a psychedelic trip without the drugs, man.

So come on over and be a part of the most mind-bendin’, jaw-droppin’, graphenin’ experience of your Minecraft life. Trust us, you won’t wanna miss out on this quantum state party!

Canopy

campground, CANOPY, collaboration, Community Builds, Datapacks, Discord, dynamic map, Events, Feedback, Fun Environment, hard mode, hats, Hermitcraft-like, laid back, Moderation, new friends, Semi Vanilla, shopping mall, soft border, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	3345
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Runes Activated:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Settings	Hard Mode Survival, 1.21.0, Vanilla
Features	Soft Border Semi-Vanilla Dynamic Map New Hats Datapacks Community Builds
Join Us	Server IP: canopymc.net Discord: https://canopymc.net/discord Dynmap: https://canopymc.net/map

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server modded?	No, the server is vanilla with a few plugins for moderation.
What is the average player age?	Our average player age is early to mid-20’s.
Are there regular events on the server?	Yes, we typically host fun events each week.
Can I explore beyond the soft border?	You are free to explore beyond the soft border, but be aware that anything outside the 8K soft border may be deleted for future content.
Are there any protection plugins on the server?	No, we have only added plugins that have no effect on the vanilla feel, such as no TPA or land protecting plugins.

EcoCraft Space Odyssey 1.20.4

1.20.4, 931076889, EcoCraft, like that, long tail tags, odyssey, Space

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	238
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ores Mined:	1992	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Astral Projections Made:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	26
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4

Bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows but with creepers and zombies too!

You can build your own epic castle and then battle it out with other players in epic PvP battles that will make your heart race faster than a cat chasing a laser pointer!

And the best part? You can ride on the backs of dragons and fly through the sky like a majestic superhero!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!

DatelessDweebs Minecraft SMP

appearance pressure, beauty bias, body image, confidence issues, DatelessDweebs, dating challenges, Dating confidence, dating difficulties, dating expectations, dating frustrations, dating insecurities, dating struggles, Insecurity, lack of attraction, low self-worth, Minecraft, negative perceptions, rejection, self esteem, smp, societal beauty standards, Unattractive people

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	4370
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Astral Amulets Crafted:	21
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	7
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2

OMG, so like, have you heard about this totally epic Minecraft SMP server? It’s like, the best thing ever, bro! Like, they have diamonds for days and the admins are like, super cool and give out free enchanted gear all the time. Plus, there’s this one time where a creeper blew up the entire spawn and everyone had to rebuild from scratch, but it was so fun and chaotic, LOL.

And get this, they have this crazy rule where if you die, you have to do a silly dance IRL before you can respawn. It’s so hilarious watching people try to floss while fighting off zombies, I can’t even. And the best part is, they have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. Like, what even is that? But it’s so awesome, you have to see it to believe it.

So yeah, if you’re tired of boring old SMP servers and want to join a wacky, wild, and totally bonkers community, then you HAVE to join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it, bro!

CraftyShitSurvivor

Adversity, coping mechanisms, CraftyShitSurvivor, emotional baggage, emotional resilience., emotional scars, Hardship, healing, inner strength, life experiences, mental health, mental toughness, overcoming challenges, past struggles, personal growth, resilience, resilience building, survivor, tough times, Trauma, Trauma recovery

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	6369
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	89
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Love Letters Sent:	13

If they haven’t joined our Minecraft server yet! Trust us, after surviving a zombie apocalypse, navigating through a maze of creepers, and battling a dragon in the Nether, you’ll come out the other side a true Minecraft warrior. Plus, rumor has it that our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from griefers and trolls. So come on, join us and let’s conquer the virtual world together!

MegaEmbassyMC Server

activism, Chinese, clash, Conflict, controversy, demonstration, Diplomatic, foreign relations, Government, International, London, mega-embassy, MegaEmbassyMC, opposition, Police, Political unrest, Protesters, public outcry, Rally, Server, uk

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	4278
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Love Letters Sent:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where you can clash with other players in epic battles just like protesters clashing with police outside a mega-embassy in london! build your own mega-embassy and show off your diplomatic skills as you negotiate with other players for resources. who needs real life drama when you can have all the chaos and excitement in minecraft? join now and experience the thrill of virtual protests and police clashes like never before!

PixelPewPew: RussianRageQuit

Attack, command post, Conflict, Destruction, eastern europe, Eliminated, entire, Geopolitics, HIMARS, international relations, Military, Missile System, nato, PixelPewPew, Precision, Russian, RussianRageQuit, strike, Target, Ukraine, War, WARFARE

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	5067
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Meteorites Collected:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Dragons Tamed:	4

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have HIMARS strike that ‘eliminated’ entire russian command post in ukraine! yasss, you heard it right, we have real life military action happening in our minecraft world. join us for the thrill of dodging missiles while building your dream castle. who needs boring old survival mode when you can have explosions and chaos at every turn? plus, our community is full of hilarious players who will keep you laughing all day long. so what are you waiting for? join now and experience the insanity for yourself!