ChipDipRatios Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

ChipDipRatios

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	2436
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	5

u wanna join dis epic minecraft server cuz we got dip. ya heard me right, DIP. not just any dip, but like, the best dip in da whole minecraft universe. we got cheese dip, salsa dip, guacamole dip, even chocolate dip for dem sweet tooth players.

but wait, there’s more! we also got a secret underground lair filled with treasure and diamonds and stuff. u gotta solve riddles and puzzles to find it, but trust me, it’s worth it.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon that u can ride around and breathe fire on ur enemies? yea, we got that too.

so come on down to our server and join the dip-filled, treasure-hunting, dragon-riding fun!

Torahiko’s Minecraft SMP Adventures

Admiration, adoration, Adventures, Affection, Boyfriend, Caring, cheerful, Commitment, devotion, Happiness, joy, love, loyalty, Minecraft, partner, Passion, relationship, romance, Significant Other, smp, STRONG, Support, Torahiko, Torahikos

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	167
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	42
Void Gems Collected:	18	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	2

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to find your own Torahiko! Our server is filled with handsome and charming players just waiting to sweep you off your blocky feet. Who needs diamonds when you have a supportive and loving Minecraft boyfriend by your side?

But be warned, not all relationships on our server are smooth sailing. Rumor has it that there’s a secret love triangle brewing between three players who just can’t seem to figure out who they want to be with. Will they choose love or diamonds? Only time will tell.

So come join us for a chance at finding your Minecraft soulmate or getting caught up in some drama that would make a soap opera jealous. Love is in the air on our server, and you won’t want to miss out on all the romantic shenanigans.

BabyPunisher Minecraft Server

aita, baby, BabyPunisher, Boundaries, Communication, cousins, family, family dynamics, germs, Labrador, Minecraft, moral high ground, Nursery, PARANOIA, parenting, Protect, relationships, Resentment, Server, Siblings, sister, tit for tat, toddlers

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	1631
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	2147
Dragon Eggs Found:	8969	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	5

Join our Minecraft server for some family drama and pet rivalry like you’ve never seen before! Are you ready to navigate the complex relationships between siblings, babies, and massive Labradors?

Experience the thrill of trying to schedule family meetups without offending anyone, all while dealing with the drama of who can bring their child or their pet. Will you be able to keep the peace and ensure that the cousins grow up close despite the obstacles in your way?

Join now for a chance to prove your skills in navigating family dynamics and pet preferences in the most outrageous way possible. Who knew Minecraft could be so full of drama and hilarity? Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today!

FosterCraftBabyNames

baby names, Boundaries, Communication, compassion, Decision making, Expectations, family, foster care, FosterCraftBabyNames, Opinions, parenting, Pregnancy, relationships, Respect, sensitivity, Siblings, SIL, Support, Trauma, triggering, Understanding

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	4954
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28	Villages Defended:	19
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to reveal the gender or name of our first child until after they’re born! Why, you ask? Well, we don’t want any unsolicited opinions on our baby names, no sir! We’ve seen too many debates over spellings and gender-appropriate names, and we’re not here for that BS. So if you’re looking for a server where baby names are top secret, look no further!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you might just run into our SIL, who grew up in foster care and wasn’t adopted. She’s on a mission to make sure our baby names don’t trigger any traumatic memories for her. She’s not asking for much, just to approve every single name on our list. But don’t worry, we’re not letting her dictate our choices! We draw the line at letting her go through our entire list – that’s just too much, even for Minecraft drama!

So if you’re ready for some family name drama, trigger warnings, and secret baby names, come join our server! Who knows, you might even get a sneak peek at our baby’s name before anyone else (but don’t tell SIL)! 😉👶🍼 #MinecraftDrama #SecretBabyNames #TriggerWarningsGalore

TuneIn2Me Minecraft SMP

album reviews, artist spotlight, current playlist, favorite songs, Minecraft, Music, music charts, music community, music discovery, music discussion, music enthusiasts, music genres, music lovers, music playlists, music recommendations, music streaming, music trends, new releases, popular music, smp, top tracks, TuneIn2Me

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	9034
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Ores Mined:	7829
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Zombie Dances:	8
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4

Are you tired of listening to the same old boring tunes while mining for diamonds? Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the mobs drop mixtapes instead of loot! Imagine fighting off a horde of creepers while jamming out to some sick beats. Plus, our resident DJ skeleton will be spinning the hottest tracks at our weekly block party. So come join us and turn your mining sessions into a lit dance party!

Bedrock Babes: Spice Up Your Game!

Babes, bedrock, Game, Spice

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	3456
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Crops Grown:	3861	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in the bedroom… I mean, in the game! Men, forget about wearing armor and boring old clothes, on our server, you can wear diamond-studded speedos or a leather thong to really turn heads. And ladies, don’t worry, we have plenty of options for you too, like a creeper-inspired lingerie set or a sexy Ender Dragon costume. Trust us, things will never be the same once you join our server. So what are you waiting for? Come on and join the fun!

AlarmCraft – Rise and Mine!

alarm clocks, alarm sound, AlarmCraft, daily habits, daily routine, digital age, digital alarms, global wake up call, mass awakening, millions of people, mobile devices, modern society, morning routine, phone alarms, repetitive sounds, Rise, shared experiences, smartphones, synchronized alarms, Technology, technology impact, waking up

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	337
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

haha u ever woke up to the same alarm as a million other peeps? well now u can wake up to the sound of chickens clucking on our EPIC minecraft server! join us for the most lit adventures, like riding pigs off cliffs and building giant statues of steve made entirely out of diamonds!

our server is so cool, even herobrine himself is scared to log on. we have secret dungeons filled with treasure and dragons that shoot fireballs out of their butts. if u join our server, u will be blessed with infinite diamonds and the ability to fly like a majestic unicorn.

come join us and be part of the most insane minecraft community ever. we promise u will never want to log off, even when your mom yells at u to come eat dinner. so what are u waiting for? join now and let the minecraft madness begin!

SlaveCraft: RichLegislatorz

american history, ANCESTORS, Congressional wealth, economic advantage, education, generational wealth, historical injustice, historical wealth, INEQUALITY, legislative privilege, legislators, net worth, Race, RichLegislatorz, SlaveCraft, slaveholding, Slavery, societal impact, Wealth accumulation, wealth disparity, wealth gap, Wealth Inequality

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	8740
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	34
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	12
Mythical Quests Completed:	35	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41

LOLZ come join our epic Minecraft server where we uncover the scandalous link between slavery and Congressional wealth! Our players whose ancestors owned 16 or more slaves have an average net worth nearly $4 million higher than their colleagues without slaveholding ancestors – talk about a twisted plot twist!

But don’t worry, our server is all about fun and games as we build, mine, and explore together. Plus, we have special events where you can uncover hidden treasures and secret passages that will make you richer than those shady Congressional ancestors. So come join us and let’s dig into some scandalous fun on our server!

TemptationCraft Minecraft Server

abstain, coping mechanisms, determination, devils playground, discipline, distractions, healthy habits, Idle Hands, mental strength, mindfulness, Minecraft, Nofappers, personal growth, positive habits, resilience, self improvement, self-control, Server, support system, temptation, TemptationCraft, urges, Willpower

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	9747
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	50
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Star Shards Collected:	238
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6

Are you tired of constantly battling the urge to fap while playing Minecraft? Look no further, because on our server, we have a strict nofap policy! That’s right, no more idly hands wandering down south while you’re trying to build your dream castle.

Join us and experience the thrill of resisting temptation while mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers. Our players have reported increased focus, determination, and a newfound appreciation for the blocky world of Minecraft.

So come on, join us and show that you have the willpower to resist the devil’s playground of fapping while playing on our server. Who knows, you might even unlock secret powers and abilities from your newfound self-control. Don’t miss out on this unique gaming experience!

LPBGaming: Louisiana Parole Board General 2 – Minecraft SMP Madness

#youtube, begging, Board, controversial, crime, criminal, discrimination, Freed, general, Hearing, inmates, Justice, killing, Louisiana, LPBGaming, madness, Minecraft, niggers, parole, parole board, Prison, Racial, Release, smp, System, Video, watch

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	634
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Votes:	8388
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Astral Amulets Crafted:	20
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Crops Grown:	4512	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Ores Mined:	8330

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have niggers begging to be freed from prison after committing heinous crimes like killing people! It’s like a real-life drama playing out in the virtual world of Minecraft. Join us for the chaos and mayhem, and who knows, you might even witness a daring prison break or a wild chase through the pixelated streets. So come on, join us and experience the thrill of the unexpected on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

NoPeekyCraft Minecraft Server

anger, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, Confrontation, decision, ex owners, House, Minecraft, neighbours, NoPeekyCraft, ownership, past homeowners, privacy, Property, Respect, Server, strangers, Tour, UNCOMFORTABLE, Visit, YARD

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	3811
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Players Killed by Monsters:	1650
Votes:	9065	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Demon Skulls Collected:	26

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can explore houses and yards without any awkward encounters with angry neighbors and their long-lost daughters! Join us for a wild adventure filled with unexpected visits from previous homeowners and their entourage of disgruntled offspring. Who knows what kind of drama you’ll stumble upon as you navigate through virtual landscapes and try to avoid letting strangers into your pixelated abode. Don’t be the asshole who denies entry to curious visitors, join our server and let the chaos unfold in the most hilarious way possible!