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| Players: | 108/500 | Votes: | 1268 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 5 |
| Animals Bred: | 39 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 2 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 1 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 24 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 | Underground Cities Explored: | 4 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 2 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 7 |
so, like, imagine this, right? you’re playing minecraft and suddenly you’re transported to this server that’s like, out of this world. like, literally out of this world. why, you ask? well, because we have a chip-scale titanium-sapphire laser, bro! it’s like, so powerful and cool and stuff.
like, our engineers at Stanford were just like, yo, let’s put this crazy laser on a chip and make it accessible to everyone. so now, you can be shooting lasers like a boss in minecraft, all thanks to us.
join our server for the most insane, out-of-this-world experience ever. who needs diamonds when you can have a titanium-sapphire laser, amirite? come join us and be a part of the laser revolution. it’s gonna be lit, fam.
