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Crafty Woke Gamers

#go woke, #make a morbillion dollarydoos, #win every award under the sun, achievement, AMBITION, Awards, bros, brotherhood, Business, Crafty, dreams, Entrepreneurship, Gamers, goals, MILLIONAIRE, MONEY, motivation, recognition, success, wealth, winning, Woke

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	6219
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Meteorites Collected:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Ores Mined:	5225
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	49	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8

Welcome to the most woke Minecraft server in existence! Join us and you’ll be winning every award under the sun in no time. We’ve got players making a morbillion dollarydoos just by mining diamonds like it’s nobody’s business.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even the creepers are doing the cha-cha slide instead of exploding. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself comes on to play hide and seek with the players, just for kicks and giggles.

So what are you waiting for, bros? Join us and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have!

Creeper Crush – Where Minecraft love stories come to life (and explode)

attraction, Boyfriend, creeper, Crush, CURSE, cute bf, desire, dreamy, explode, Focus, handsome, Happiness, infatuation, Life, longing, love, Marriage, Minecraft, Movie, ovulating, relationship goals, Romantic, Stories, yearning

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	8529
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Alien Abductions:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Zombie Dances:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

Are you tired of searching for love in all the wrong places? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and find your perfect pixelated boyfriend who looks just like the dreamy character you’ve been swooning over. Who needs real life when you can have a virtual romance that will make you forget about ovulating entirely? Trust us, this server is where love blooms in blocky form. Join now and start building your pixelated happily ever after!

FairyCraft: Rilu Rilu LOLz Edition

2024.., animation, Anime, cute, Edition, episodes, Fairies, FairyCraft, fansub, FANTASY, hurtful, lolz, long trail, magical creatures, Magical Girls, need subs, no fansub, Rilu, Rilu Rilu Fairilu, sad, still waiting, subbed, UNSUBBED, Waiting

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	9950
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Astral Projections Made:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	26
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Ores Mined:	3057
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Are you tired of waiting for fansubs to catch up on all the episodes of your favorite anime? Well, fear not because on our Minecraft server, we have a magical translator plugin that instantly translates all dialogue into hilarious memes and puns! Join us and experience the wackiest anime adventures like never before! Who needs fansubs when you have our crazy translator plugin? Join now and laugh your way through epic quests and battles!

Crafty Craziness: The Land of Blocky Flags

blocky, colors, Crafty, Craziness, design, Flag, Flags, Green.., History, iran, Islamic Republic, Land, MIDDLE EAST, national emblem, national flag, national identity, national pride, national symbol, new, Persian culture, political statement, red, redesign, revolution, Symbolism, White

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	9624
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	134
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Divine Spears Created:	26	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is like the new Iran flag – bold, colorful, and ready to shake things up!

Join our server and experience the thrill of building your own virtual empire while dodging creepers and zombies like a pro. Our community is as diverse as the colors on the Iran flag, so you’ll never run out of new friends to play with.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that hidden deep within our server is a secret treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even a pet dragon! Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries and claim the riches for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows, you might even become the ruler of our virtual kingdom, just like the fearless leaders of Iran.

FutureCraft: Where Creepers Drive Flying Cars and Steve Has a Jetpack!

2075, Alberta, Apocalypse, Canada, cars, Chaos, CREEPERS, Destruction, DRIVE, Dystopia, End of the World, flying, Future, FutureCraft, Government, History, jetpack, News, nukes, prediction, Prophecy, steve, time travel, Timeline, trudeau, War, world events

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	2488
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Potions Brewed:	44
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Zombie Dances:	7
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	5	New Chunks Explored:	960166
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	121	Enchanted Armories Found:	3

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Ever wanted to experience a server so lit that even time travelers are talking about it? Well, look no further because our server is so epic that people from the year 2075 are still raving about it!

Join us for a wild ride where anything is possible, including surviving a nuclear apocalypse caused by Trudeau nuking Alberta in 2030. Don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of resources and shelter to help you rebuild and thrive in this post-apocalyptic world.

So why wait? Join our server now and be a part of history (or future history, depending on how you look at it)! Who knows, maybe you’ll even run into a time traveler or two along the way. See you in the game!

MineCrafty Birthday Bonanza: 6+ Hours of Blocky Fun!

Birthday, blocky, bonanza, celebration, deserving, Ens, Event, family, Friends, Fun, HOURS, Long, minecrafty, Party, pebbles, Special, streaming, Support

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	6230
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	30	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	24
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and experience the madness of a 6+ hour long birthday celebration because, let’s face it, you deserve it! And why not celebrate with us because pebbles didn’t give you enough support – we’ve got your back!

But that’s not all – on our server, there will be no ENs streaming on that day. Why? Because we like to keep things interesting and unpredictable. Who needs normalcy when you can have chaos and mayhem?

So come on over and join the wildest Minecraft server around. Who knows what kind of outrageous adventures and insane stories you’ll encounter here!

Crafty Neighbors: Honey, the Newbies are Invading!

bbq, Canada, Canadian, Community, Crafty, Food, Friendly, Fun, Gathering, get together, Honey, introduction, INVADING, invite, Meeting, Neighborhood, neighbors, new, Newbies, Party, social event, socializing, welcome

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	3102
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Astral Projections Made:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	24
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11

“Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Ever wanted to join a server where the neighbors throw epic BBQ parties and are all the way from Canada? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll be greeted with a warm welcome and delicious virtual burgers! Plus, rumor has it that they have a secret stash of maple syrup hidden somewhere in the world. Join us now for a taste of Canadian hospitality and some sweet loot!”

Crafty McCraftface: ENOUGH IS ENOUGH Edition

anti-semitism, ATTACKED, Awareness, Blame, coexistence, Crafty, Defense, discrimination, Edition, History, HUMAN RIGHTS, Israel, Jews, leave them alone, McCraftface, muslims, Peace, Peacekeeping, persecuted for centuries, persecution, religious conflict, tolerance, Wake Up

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	3728
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

Are you tired of all the drama and conflict in the real world? Come join our Minecraft server where Jews can finally live in peace without fear of persecution! Build your own peaceful community, defend against crazy mobs (not the religious kind), and show the world that harmony is possible, even in a blocky world. Join now and help us create a world where everyone can just chill and have a good time without all the unnecessary drama. Let’s build together, not tear each other down!

Crafty McCraftface: The Server Where Even the General Will LOL

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	8412
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	31
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Secret Passages Found:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	260	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4

Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is so wild, even the creepers are scared to spawn here! Join us for a chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, mine diamonds with your pet llama, and battle against an army of evil chickens trying to take over the server. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life – join us now and prepare for some epic LOLs!

Mama’s Block Party: Where Creepers Fear to Tread

BLOCK, Bond, Caring, children, Connection, CREEPERS, devotion, emotional, family, fear, guidance, love, mamas, maternal, Motherhood, motherly, Nurturing, oh mama, parenting, Party, Role Model, sacrifice, strength, Support, Tread, unconditional love

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	3347
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	149	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Mines Excavated:	2920	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and build a house made entirely out of cheese! Our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they’ll just respawn as friendly unicorns.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where the zombies breakdance and the skeletons do the Macarena. And don’t even get me started on our annual pumpkin pie eating contest – last year, Steve ate so much pie he turned into a pumpkin himself!

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be warned, once you enter, you may never want to leave. Oh mama, it’s gonna be a wild ride!