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CreeperAssassin69

Assassinated, Assassination, assassination plot, CreeperAssassin69, extremist group, hezbollah, Hezbollah leader, home, investigation, Islamic, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, militant organization, Official, political violence, security threat, shiite, targeted killing, Terrorism, unknown gunmen, violence

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	2507
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	81

come join our minecraft server and be part of the action like when that hezbollah dude got smoked outside his crib! we got so much chaos and madness going on, you won’t know what hit you! trust me, it’s gonna be a blast! plus, we have the best virtual assassins in the game, so watch your back or you might end up like that guy. join now for a killer time!

Blind Vision Minecraft 1.20.2

1.20.2, accessibility, Blind, blind chick, blind jokes, DATING, dating advice, dating challenges, dating tips, disability, Diversity, funny, humor, inclusion, long-term relationships, love, Minecraft, relationships, societal norms, unique relationships, vision, visually impaired

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	1280
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Potions Brewed:	44	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Epic Shields Constructed:	28
Animals Bred:	82	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1

Lol join this Minecraft server cuz it’s like dating a blind chick – you never know what you’re gonna get!

It’s like a rollercoaster of surprises, just like trying to date someone who can’t see!

You’ll never be bored because every moment is a new adventure, just like trying to navigate a relationship with a blind chick!

Plus, who needs to see clearly when you can just stumble your way through life, amirite?

Join now for a dating experience you’ll never forget – just like dating a blind chick!

WiFiWardenCraft

apartment, college, Communication, Conflict, Contribution, diesel mechanics, homework, internet, lower priced plan, misunderstanding, Online Games, part time job, Password, resolution, roommate, School, sharing, tire shop, WiFi, WiFiWardenCraft, Xfinity

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	3289
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Endless Night Skies:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Chimeras Created:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

Are you tired of dealing with real-life drama like sharing wifi with roommates who can’t pay their fair share? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server where you can escape to a world where everyone pitches in for the wifi bill and nobody gets left out in the digital cold!

On our server, you can build your dream diesel mechanic shop without worrying about pesky roommates mooching off your internet connection. And if you ever run into a “Sheldon” in-game, just build a virtual wall to keep him out – problem solved!

So come join us on our server where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to use for your epic creations. Who needs real-life roommates when you can have virtual friends who always pay their fair share? Join now and leave the real world behind!

BiblicalBlockLand

ambassadorship, Appointment, biblical claim, biblical right, BiblicalBlockLand, Conflict, controversy, Diplomacy, foreign policy, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Politics, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial dispute, trump, Trump administration, UN ambassador, united nations, united states, West Bank

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	3545
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4

so, like, this minecraft server is, like, the bomb diggity, bro. you gotta join cuz we got this crazy story where the players are all, like, living in a world where trump’s UN ambassador is, like, saying israel has this ‘biblical right’ to the west bank. like, what even is that? it’s so wacky and wild, you gotta see it to believe it. join now for a totally bonkers time, dude.

Yamanashi Heartwarmers 1.21.3

1.21.3, authentic, beauty, Caring, charming, Community, culture, friendship, Generosity, genuine, Girls, Heartwarmers, Heartwarming, Hospitality, Japan, Kindness, local ], love, relationships, Traditions, warmth, Yamanashi

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	1294
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	72
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26	Titanic Battles Fought:	13
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Ores Mined:	5051	Evil Twin Fights:	4

OMG, you won’t believe the craziness happening on this Minecraft server! Join now if you want to experience the absolute chaos of Yamanashi girls being unbelievably heartwarming. Like, seriously, who knew virtual blocky pixels could be so full of love and warmth? It’s like a virtual hug from a Yamanashi girl every time you log on. Don’t miss out on this wild ride of emotions and join today for a heartwarming experience like no other!

NoPolitixMinecraft SMP

American politics, Censorship, Civil Discourse, community guidelines, community standards, controversial topics, current events, discussion, forum rules, freedom of speech, government policies, internet regulations, NoPolitixMinecraft, online forums, Online platforms, opinion sharing, political ban, political discourse, political opinions, public debate, smp, social media

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	7482
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Emeralds Found:	3739
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6

OMG guys, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! We got llamas riding pigs, diamond armor for days, and a secret underground base filled with cakes and cookies. But wait, there’s more! Our server has a ban on American political topics because one time a creeper got elected as president and things got way too explosive. So if you wanna join in on the fun and chaos, come on over and let’s build some ridiculous structures and have a blast together! Just watch out for those sneaky Endermen, they’re always trying to steal our blocks and cause drama. Let’s goooo! 🤪🎮🔥 #MinecraftMadness #NoPoliticsJustBlocks

BlockyRiotPardonPalooza

Accountability, American politics, assault, BlockyRiotPardonPalooza, Capitol riot, conservative viewpoint, Conservatives, criminal behavior, current events, donald trump, ethical considerations, government actions, Jan 6 rioters, justice system, law enforcement, legal implications, pardoning, police officers, political controversy, presidential pardons, Public Safety

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	3591
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Astral Projections Made:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Alien Abductions:	2
Ores Mined:	6818	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Secret Passages Found:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	41
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us if you want to witness a virtual reenactment of the Jan 6 riots, complete with Trump pardoning all the rioters who physically assaulted police officers. It’s chaos, it’s mayhem, it’s… actually, it’s just plain ridiculous. But hey, where else can you see a bunch of pixelated characters causing virtual havoc and getting away with it scot-free?

So come on down to our server and see what all the fuss is about. Who knows, you might even get a pardon yourself for all the mischief you’ll cause!

Zombie 28 Later Server

28 days later, 28 weeks later, 28 Years Later, alex garland, alphabetical order, Apocalypse, British films, Danny Boyle, film series, Horror, INFECTED, Juan Carlos Fresnadillo, post-apocalyptic, release dates, Robert Carlyle, Sequels, Server, Survival, Thriller, Undead, zombie, zombie movies

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	6239
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3239	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Magic Items Found:	1494
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Void Gems Collected:	23
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	9

join our epic minecraft server where zombies take over the world and you gotta survive like in those movies 28 days later, 28 weeks later, and 28 years later but in alphabetical order. it’s like a zombie apocalypse but with a twist! come join the fun and see if you can outsmart the undead hordes and be the last one standing. plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and cake for all our players. so what are you waiting for? join now and let the zombie madness begin!

Shrinking Salt Lake: Evapocalypse 2022

#sustainability, 2022, climate change, conservation, Decline, drought, ecosystem, environmental impact, Evapocalypse, evaporation, global warming, Great Salt Lake, hydrology, Lake, lake volume, Natural resources, precipitation, salt, SHRINKAGE, Shrinking, streamflows, warmer temperatures, water levels, weather patterns

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	1149
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Meteorites Collected:	4	Alien Abductions:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Love Letters Sent:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Astral Projections Made:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no spice? Well, come join our server where the Great Salt Lake is shrinking faster than your mom’s patience when you forget to do your chores!

We got lower streamflows that only account for two-thirds of the decline in lake volume, but wait, there’s more! The rest of the decline is all thanks to an increase in lake evaporation due to warmer temperatures. And guess what? It’s only gonna get worse as temperatures continue to rise, just like the drama in our server!

So, come on down and join us for a wild ride of shrinking lakes and rising temperatures. Who needs boring old vanilla Minecraft when you can have all this craziness? Don’t miss out, join now!

West Legacy

Anarchy, anti cheat, Bans, crystal placement, Farms, Hacks, Knockback, Legacy, Map, nether roof, Ops, Performance, Players, PvP, Redstone, redstone machines, spawn rates, Stability, Survival, Vanilla, West

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	8679
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Emeralds Found:	721

Minecraft Server Overview

Minecraft IP	westlegacy.org
Discord	https://discord.gg/jHBvk9hVAD

West Legacy is a server that’s based on providing as pure of a vanilla experience possible with few changes to vanilla gameplay and stable performance. We can guarantee no wipes or bans with the same map forever. PvP is enhanced with faster crystal placement and knockback sync to ensure as similar of an experience for all players as possible. The anti cheat is configured to allow for all vanilla behavior while also preventing almost any hack from working. This allows us to have no ops or bans while not having to deal with the consequences of modern hack clients. The server is configured to allow redstone machines, spawn rates and farms to work as intended without compromising performance, as well as allowing the nether roof for farms.

You can join the Discord server for a complete breakdown on the server config and how it runs

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Can I use hack clients on the server?	No, the anti cheat system is configured to prevent almost any hack from working.
Are there any bans or wipes on the server?	No, we guarantee no wipes or bans with the same map forever.
What is the PvP experience like on the server?	PvP is enhanced with faster crystal placement and knockback sync to ensure a similar experience for all players.
Can I build redstone machines and farms?	Yes, the server is configured to allow redstone machines, spawn rates, and farms to work as intended without compromising performance.