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| Players: | 93/600 | Votes: | 8510 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 5 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 3 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 31 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 13 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 0 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 |
yo yo yo come join this cray cray minecraft server where we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the moonwalk. our diamonds sparkle brighter than your ex’s new bae and our creepers throw the best parties in town.
we got a secret underground base where the villagers throw raves every night and the zombies are the bouncers. you gotta watch out for the ender dragon though, he’s been practicing his breakdancing moves and he’s ready to battle.
join us if you wanna ride unicorns through rainbow forests and build castles out of marshmallows. we got a rollercoaster that goes through the nether and a secret portal to a dimension where llamas rule the world.
so what are you waiting for? come join us on this epic adventure and remember, Blinken warns Iran but also Israel not to ‘escalate’…whatever that means. just come have fun and let your imagination run wild!
