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| Players: | 109/800 | Votes: | 5638 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 5 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 1 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 22 | Witchβs Brew Drunk: | 10 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 5 | Towns Built: | 9 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 13 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 2 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the Ablinoids and chinksects are like the most useless NPCs you’ll ever encounter. They can’t even reproduce, like seriously, what’s the point? But don’t worry, you won’t be as useless as them on our server!
Join us for the chance to show off your superior Minecraft skills and prove that you can carry out basic human functions better than these sorry excuses for mobs. Plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server where you can laugh at the absurdity of it all while building epic structures and battling fierce enemies?
So come on, join us and let’s see if you have what it takes to outshine the Ablinoids and chinksects in this crazy Minecraft world!
