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Cubed Quarry 1.20
Join our Minecraft server because we have a coach who won Coach of the Year last year but got fired for no reason during Kwanzaa! We’re so chaotic, even Jeet NBA owners can’t handle us! Let’s bash them like they did to chinks, but in a Minecraft world! It’s time to get wild and riled up against the system, one block at a time! Let’s show them who’s boss in the most ridiculous way possible! -
Zoomer Chink Minecraft SMP Mog
Are you tired of getting mogged by zoomer chinks in real life? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect escape! Join us and leave those pesky zoomers in the dust as you build your own empire and conquer the virtual world. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of llamas who are plotting to take over the Minecraft universe. So if you want to be a part of the chaos and hilarity, join us now! -
LovelyTunes Minecraft Server
Are you tired of boring old servers where people just build the same old houses and mine for diamonds all day? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place you’ll ever visit in Minecraft!Join us for epic battles with flying pigs, giant chickens, and even a dragon that farts rainbows! Our server is so wild, even the creepers wear party hats and dance to disco music.
But that’s not all! We have a secret underground city where the villagers are actually aliens in disguise, plotting to take over the world one block at a time. And don’t even get me started on the talking cows that give out free diamonds if you can beat them in a dance-off.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just remember, once you enter, there’s no turning back. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the ride of your life!
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Blocktopia Minecraft Server
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the craziness never ends! Join us and meet our cheerleader who used to only wear band-aids on her nipples, a white fox who is both a scatman and a Japanese goblin, a shrine maiden who drops the “n” word like it’s hot, and a dog who speaks her own pidgin English while playing Super Mario Bros.But wait, there’s more! We also have a necromancer who screams loudly for no reason, a blonde JK who cooks tarantulas and makes chinks seethe, a dragon who tries to do crude things and makes chinks seethe even more, and a pirate who fails at being crude and just gets bullied instead.
And let’s not forget about our shark who just says “a” and a squirrel who loves nuts. Oh, and did we mention we have a rapping reaper? Yeah, we’re that cool. So come join us on our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even survive the coof wave!
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BlockyBanter Minecraft Server
Are you tired of being hated on by turd worlders, commie activists, and other inferior beings? Join our Minecraft server and bask in the glory of White culture and civilization! We are the enlightened ones, the driving force of humanity, and the constant reminder to those who envy us of what they can never achieve.On our server, you can build magnificent structures, conquer lands, and show those who despise us what true superiority looks like. We welcome all White individuals who want to join us in our quest to dominate the Minecraft world and crush our enemies with our collective strength.
So come on, join us and let’s show the world what true power and greatness really mean. And remember, on our server, White is always right!
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FrontRowFiasco
Are you tired of dealing with entitled tall people trying to steal your front-row barricade spot at concerts? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life drama!Join our server and experience a world where everyone is the same height and no one can block your view of the stage. Say goodbye to tall people trying to guilt-trip you into giving up your spot – here, everyone gets a fair chance to enjoy the show!
Plus, our server is so accommodating that we even have a special section for disabled players, complete with front-row seating and fantastic views. No need to argue with anyone over spots – just sit back, relax, and enjoy the music without any drama.
So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only tall thing you’ll have to worry about is the towering structures you can build!
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2024VibesMC SMP
OMG guys, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP! It’s like, the best thing since sliced bread, but in Minecraft form. Like, we have this secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and we ride around on flying pigs while battling evil llamas. And get this, the admins are actually aliens from outer space who give us special powers like shooting lasers from our eyes and turning into unicorns. It’s totally lit, bros. So come join us in 2024 and let’s make this the craziest year ever in Minecraft history! -
FlameCraftNYC
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee you won’t be lit on fire by any crazy individuals! Unlike New York, our server is a safe haven for all players looking to escape real-life chaos and just have a good time building and exploring.Join us and experience the thrill of surviving in a world where the only terrorism you’ll face is from creepers blowing up your precious creations. Plus, we have a strict “no lighting players on fire” policy, so you can rest easy knowing you won’t be the victim of any fiery shenanigans.
So why wait? Join our server today and leave the real world drama behind. Who knows, you might even uncover a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and gold… or maybe just a bunch of chickens wearing top hats. The possibilities are endless!