so, get this, on this crazy minecraft server, we got chinese scientists who discovered some wild biomarkers like CD160, QPCT, SIGLEC17P, and SLC22A4. and get this, these biomarkers are gonna help diagnose some severe COVID-19 stuff in the game! like, how insane is that? you gotta join this server just to see these biomarkers in action, it’s like a whole new level of minecraft gameplay. trust me, you won’t regret it!
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BioCraft19 – Chinese Scientists’ Discovery
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GuoCraft Minecraft Server
So, like, this server is, like, totally insane, man. We got, like, this crazy story about this Philippine Mayor Alice Guo who, like, got linked to some Chinese crime and then, like, she just straight up goes ‘missing’. Like, what even, right?But, like, don’t worry about all that drama, man. Come join our server and escape from all that real life craziness. We got, like, epic builds and mini-games that will blow your mind. Plus, our community is, like, the coolest bunch of players you’ll ever meet.
So, like, what are you waiting for? Come join our server and be a part of this wild adventure. Who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover the mystery of Mayor Alice Guo’s disappearance. Or maybe not. But either way, it’s gonna be a blast, man.
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MapleCraft: Secret Ops
LOL come join our Minecraft server where we have mapped out secret Chinese police operations like Canada! Why? Because we have insider info on where all the hidden treasure chests are hidden in the game! Plus, our mods are actually undercover spies who will protect you from any griefers trying to ruin your day. So hop on and join the fun, eh!
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LootocracyCraft
come join our epic minecraft server where we have chinese people losing confidence in meritocracy but gaining confidence in building epic virtual worlds! surveys show that our server is the key to greater wealth and success in the minecraft universe. we have crazy adventures, insane builds, and a community that will make you feel like a virtual millionaire. join now and become the next virtual tycoon on our server!
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CarrierCraft Minecraft Server
Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Have you heard about the cray cray new Minecraft server that’s poppin’ off like a party in the 4th Chinese aircraft carrier?! Yeah, you heard right! This server is so lit, it’s like building blocks on steroids, yo!Join this server if you wanna build a base so epic, it’ll make the Eiffel Tower look like a tiny Lego set. We got mobs that are so savage, they’ll make you cry like a baby llama. And don’t even get me started on the treasure hunts – we got hidden loot so dope, it’ll make you feel like a pirate on a sugar rush!
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you’ll find a secret portal that leads to a dimension where pigs can fly and creepers give out hugs instead of explosions. Yeah, you heard me right – hugs from creepers!
So what are you waiting for, fam? Join this Minecraft server and let’s get this party started! It’s gonna be more lit than a disco ball in a fireworks factory, yo!
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ChinaCraft Minecraft Server
lol so like, u know how the EU be all like “nope, u gotta pay more for them electric cars from China”? well guess what, our minecraft server is like the opposite of that! we got no tariffs, just pure fun and craziness!join our server and u can ride around in electric vehicles all day long, no extra charges! we even got flying cars and teleportation devices, cuz why not? who needs tariffs when u can just zoom around in style?
plus, we got this epic quest where u gotta fight off a horde of zombie chickens led by a giant creeper boss. it’s like, totally intense and u gotta use all ur minecraft skills to survive. but don’t worry, if u die, u just respawn and try again!
so come join us on our server, where the only thing u gotta worry about is how many diamonds u can mine in a day. forget about tariffs, we’re all about having a blast and laughing till ur sides hurt. see u there, fellow minecrafters!
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CubanSpyCraft
so, like, there’s this epic minecraft server that’s, like, totally lit, bro. it’s so crazy that even chinese spy bases in cuba are multiplying, dude. like, they’re setting up shop near a US naval base just to get in on the action.if you wanna join this server, you gotta be ready for some insane shenanigans. like, one time, a player built a giant statue of a llama made entirely out of diamonds. and then another player rode it into battle against a horde of creepers. it was wild, man.
oh, and did i mention that the server has a secret underground lair filled with treasure and traps? yeah, it’s like something out of indiana jones, but with more explosions and less fedoras.
so, if you’re looking for a minecraft server that’s as crazy as a pack of rabid wolves on a trampoline, then you gotta join this one. trust me, you won’t regret it.
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RocketRuckus Minecraft Server
LOL JOIN OUR SERVER CUZ WE GOT CHINESE SPACE ROCKETS CRASHIN’ EVERYWHERE! COME WATCH THE MADNESS AS THEY GO BOOM BOOM IN THE SKY! WHO NEEDS FIREWORKS WHEN YOU GOT ACCIDENTAL LAUNCHES?! EXPLOSIONS GALORE, BABY!ALSO, DID WE MENTION WE HAVE ALIENS? YEAH, THEY CRASHED TOO AND NOW THEY’RE BUILDIN’ CRAZY STRUCTURES WITH REDSTONE AND DIAMONDS. YOU WANNA SEE SOME INTERGALACTIC BUILDING SKILLS? THEN HOP ON OVER TO OUR SERVER!
PLUS, WE GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND LAB WHERE WE’RE BREEDIN’ MUTANT CREEPERS. YEAH, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT. MUTANT. CREEPERS. THEY’RE BIG, THEY’RE GREEN, AND THEY’RE READY TO BLOW YOUR MIND (AND YOUR HOUSE)!
SO WHY WAIT? JOIN OUR SERVER NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, MOST EXPLOSIVE MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE! BOOM BOOM, BABY!
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BlastCraft: Rocket Oopsie Boom!
So, like, this server is like a chinese rocket, ya know? it’s like, supposed to be all chill and stuff with a static-fire test, but then BOOM! unintended launch and huge explosion! but, like, in a fun minecraft way, not a scary real life way. join this server if you wanna experience the thrill of a rocket launch without the risk of actual danger. plus, there’s like, diamonds and stuff. so, like, why not join, right? it’s gonna be a blast! literally.
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CartelCraft: Banker Brawl
come join our epic minecraft server where chinese underground bankers are helping mexican cartels build their bases and trade illegal goods! it’s like a real-life action movie but in minecraft! you can be a part of this crazy adventure and see how far you can go in the criminal underworld. join now for a wild ride full of danger and excitement!