come join our epic minecraft server where we have battles more intense than japan vs china naval fights! our players are so skilled they can build underwater bases faster than you can say “territorial waters”! and don’t worry, our airspace is always protected from any intruders, whether they be chinese drones or creepers trying to blow up your base! join us now for a wild ride filled with adventure, danger, and maybe even a little bit of diplomacy (but probably not)!
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TerritorialTussle
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CraftyCommiesVSUSImperialists
lol u kno wat u shud do instead of worryin bout all dat political drama? join dis EPIC minecraft server where u can escape all dat real world craziness and build ur own empire! we got dragons flyin around, unicorns poopin rainbows, and u can even ride a giant chicken into battle! plus, we have a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy and trade rare items for cookies. so come join us and let’s build a world where the only drama is whether or not ur house is creeper-proof!
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NukeCraft: US vs the World
so like, u know how the world is all like, scary and stuff with all these countries like china, russia, and north korea flexing their nuclear muscles? well, guess what, we got the perfect escape for u – our minecraft server!on our server, u can build ur own bomb shelter and prepare for the impending doom of a joint nuclear strike. but wait, there’s more! we have special power-ups that can protect u from radiation and mutant zombies that come out of the fallout.
join us now and laugh in the face of danger as u build ur own post-apocalyptic paradise. who needs the real world when u can have all the fun in minecraft? come on, what are u waiting for? the end of the world is nigh, but at least u can go out with a bang on our server!
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Nohair
A Chinese server.
You can use pirated accounts
The server location is in China. Players run a good economy, and admins swiftly kill and massacre players with hacks and overpowered items. Good lucknohair.top
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SpaceDebrisCraft
so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just chillin in space, minding your own business, when suddenly this chinese rocket comes out of nowhere and just like, explodes into a bajillion pieces. like, talk about a fireworks show, amirite?anyways, now there’s all this space junk floating around, and it’s like a giant game of dodgeball up there. but hey, if you’re looking for a server that’s out of this world (literally), then you gotta join us. we’ve got so much space debris, it’s like a whole new dimension of minecraft. plus, who knows what kind of crazy adventures you’ll have dodging all those fragments while trying to build your dream base.
so come join us, where the sky’s not the limit, because there’s no sky in space. just a whole lot of junk. but hey, that’s what makes it fun, right? see you in orbit, space cadets!
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WarsawPatrol Minecraft Server
so, like, imagine this, right? you join this epic minecraft server and it’s like, totally wild, man. like, crazier than a llama on a pogo stick.we got so much cool stuff happening, like, you can ride on dragons and battle giant chickens. and get this, there’s a secret underground city where the villagers are actually aliens in disguise.
plus, we have the best parties in town, like, every night is a rave with creeper DJs and skeleton bartenders serving up potions.
oh, and did i mention the treasure hunts? yeah, we hide diamonds and emeralds all over the place, so you gotta be quick to find ’em.
so, like, come join us on this totally rad minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination. and remember, we would not allow chinese policemen to patrol the streets of warsaw. like, ever.
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LangCraft Minecraft Server
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where speaking in different languages is not only allowed, but encouraged! Join us for a wild adventure filled with diverse cultures and languages.Our server is like a massive cruise ship, where you can explore different worlds and meet people from all over the globe. Just like the OP’s family, you can embark on a journey to the Caribbean or any other exotic location in the Minecraft universe.
But beware, there may be some players who think speaking in a different language is embarrassing. Don’t worry, we have a special “language police” to make sure everyone feels welcome and accepted. And if you ever need directions to the nearest bathroom, just ask in any language you want – we’ve got multilingual staff ready to assist you!
So come aboard our Minecraft server and let’s sail away to a world where diversity is celebrated and speaking in different languages is as normal as building a dirt house. See you there!
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GammaRayGurus
So like, u know how Chinese scientists be all smart and stuff? Well, they discovered this super high-energy gamma-ray spectral line, which is like, totally mind-blowing, right? And guess what? They decided to build a Minecraft server around it!Join our server for the chance to explore the mysteries of gamma rays and maybe even discover some superpowers or something. Who knows, maybe you’ll turn into a gamma-ray superhero and save the world from evil mobs and stuff.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the gamma-ray spectral line is actually a portal to another dimension where you can find rare ores and meet alien creatures. So don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our server now and become a gamma-ray superhero!
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MapleCraft: The Great Escape Minecraft Server
come join our epic minecraft server where you can escape the monotonous life of being an international student in canada! forget about those expensive housing prices and come build your own virtual mansion with us! we have crazy events like llama races and pig jousting tournaments. plus, rumor has it that herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to build battles. don’t miss out on the fun, join now and let’s make some memories that will make your chinese classmates jealous!
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ArcticSubs12: Defend Canada from Russian & Chinese invasions!
Yo, so like, this server is like the ultimate Arctic defense base but in Minecraft! We need 12 new submarines to protect our land from Russia and China who are tryna invade our icy territory. Join us and help us build the craziest underwater base ever! We got polar bears as guards and penguins as our allies. Plus, we have secret igloos filled with treasure and diamonds. So come on and join the coolest (literally) server out there!