Chinese MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Society Shift Minecraft Server

morality, Explanation, Server, Safety, Shift

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is build and mine? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a special feature that will blow your mind – random PvP! That’s right, you can go around killing random people and see how it changes society in our virtual world. Who knows, maybe you’ll become the ruler of the server by taking out your competition! Plus, we have a team of Chinese players who can explain the cultural significance of it all. Join now for a truly unique and chaotic Minecraft experience!

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Thai Spice Minecraft Server

Stereotypes, thai, labeling, Nationality, heritage

Are you tired of boring old servers where everyone speaks Chinese? Well, guess what? Our server is full of Thai-speaking players! That’s right, no more confusion over languages here.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Thai warrior, who once defeated a horde of creepers with nothing but a bamboo stick and a bowl of spicy noodles. Join our server and you might just get a chance to team up with this fearless hero.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground temple filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Rumor has it that the temple is guarded by a pack of ninja pandas who will challenge you to a dance-off for the chance to claim the loot.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the adventure of a lifetime! Who knows what crazy antics and epic battles await you in this wacky world of Thai-speaking Minecraft madness!

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College Craze Minecraft Server

China, traditional food, Exploration, dumplings, cultural exchange

Join our Minecraft server and be part of the epic quest to deliver 800,000 Xiao Long Baos to hungry Chinese college students in Kaifeng! Ride on the backs of giant chickens, battle zombie pigmen for rare ingredients, and build the biggest dumpling restaurant the virtual world has ever seen! Who knew Minecraft could be so deliciously fun? Join now and let’s make those college students’ dreams of dumplings come true!

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Put Tariffs On Chinese Imports Minecraft SMP

SMPpblockquote, political beliefs, Imports, job security, immigration

Are you tired of just mining and crafting in Minecraft? Do you want a server where you can truly make a difference in the virtual world? Well, look no further than our server! We have implemented tariffs on Chinese imports and deported all the Mexicans to bring back manufacturing in our virtual world. Why do Trump supporters want to work at a factory so much, you ask? Because here, you can mine for diamonds while also making America great again! Join us now and be a part of our outrageous Minecraft SMP where anything is possible!

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Last Woman Minecraft SMP Sex Time

INTIMATE, intimate moment, Minecraft, ethnicity, no condom

Hey there fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs with no excitement? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have a good time!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of llamas start attacking you because they think you stole their precious emeralds! Or how about the time when a group of villagers declared war on the chickens for stealing their crops? It’s chaos and hilarity at every turn!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so crazy that even the mobs have joined in on the fun. Imagine riding a giant spider into battle against a horde of creepers, or teaming up with a pack of wolves to take down a rogue Enderman. The possibilities are endless!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. And hey, who knows, maybe you’ll even run into a player who has a wild story about their last sexual encounter. It’s all part of the fun on our server!

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Crafty Panda Minecraft Server

Economy, travel, society, tourism, Traditions

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most hilarious one out there! Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground panda fighting ring where you can bet diamonds on which panda will come out victorious. Trust us, it’s pandamonium down there!

But that’s not all, we also have a special “Post anything Chinese” event where players have to build the most outrageous Chinese-themed structures they can think of. From giant fortune cookies to a Great Wall made entirely of obsidian, the possibilities are endless!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a legendary tale of a player who stumbled upon a hidden dim sum buffet deep in the mines. Rumor has it that if you can find it, you’ll be granted unlimited food for life!

So come join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the hilarity and chaos that awaits you!

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Han Chinese Penis Removal By Women – Minecraft SMP Support Oppose

Partners, Minecraft, Husbands, Standard Media, Women

Looking for a wild and crazy Minecraft SMP to join? Well, look no further than our server! Why should you join, you ask? Because we have Han Chinese men experiencing the highest rate of forced penis removal at the hands of women! That’s right, you won’t find this kind of action anywhere else.

With thousands of recorded cases of penises being severed by women, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. And the best part? Almost all of these women get off easy with suspended sentences or a few years in prison, leaving their former boyfriends permanently dickless and sexually frustrated. It’s like a soap opera, but in Minecraft form!

So, if you’re ready for some femdom penectomies and outrageous stories, come join our server today. Who knows, you might even witness a penis being boiled or flushed down the toilet – talk about drama! Don’t miss out on all the insane action, join now!

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ClassyCraftyRevenge

discrimination, Chinese, suspension, Mexican, Vietnamese

Welcome to our Minecraft server where cultural misunderstandings turn into epic battles! Join us and experience the thrill of correcting your classmates on their knowledge of different cuisines, just like in this wild story of a Chinese-American girl and a Brazilian-American boy.

Imagine the excitement of standing up for your culture while also getting into trouble with the principal for being accused of racism. Who knew Minecraft could be so spicy and dramatic?

So come on over and show off your knowledge of different cultures, but be prepared for some intense in-game debates and maybe even a visit from a furious mom who takes things way too seriously. It’s all part of the fun on our outrageous Minecraft server, where every day is a new adventure filled with laughter and chaos. Join now and let the madness begin!

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KaboomCraft – Chinese Convoy Boom

violence, targeted attack, explosion, current events, convoy

Yo, so like, imagine this: you’re just chillin’ in Minecraft, mining some diamonds and building a sick castle, when BAM! A massive explosion targets a convoy of Chinese nationals near an airport in Karachi, Pakistan. Like, what even is happening?! But don’t worry, on our server, you can join in on the action and help solve the mystery behind the explosion. Maybe it was a creeper in disguise or a secret government experiment gone wrong. Who knows, man! So come join us for some explosive fun and crazy adventures. Plus, we have free cookies at spawn. Like, who wouldn’t want that, right? Join now and let’s blow stuff up together!

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ElecCraft EU-Tariff-Free GermLand

export, Automotive Industry, Trade, germany, Chinese

Haha, you wanna join our Minecraft server? Well, let me tell you, it’s like a party in a creeper’s pants! We got pigs that fly, chickens that lay diamonds, and cows that moo in perfect harmony.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit, even Germany is voting against EU tariffs on Chinese electric vehicles just to get in on the action. That’s right, Angela Merkel herself said, “I gotta get me some of that sweet, sweet Minecraft madness!”

So come on, join us and let’s build a world so epic, even Notch would be jealous. Don’t miss out on the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

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