Are you tired of all the drama and controversy in the real world? Come join our Minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be swimming in is diamonds, not steroids! Our Algerian boxers are undefeated champions, and there’s no room for haters yelling "tranny" here. Plus, if you’re white, don’t worry – we won’t tell you to shut the f*** up, we’ll just invite you to join our epic battles and crazy adventures! Join now and leave all the real world nonsense behind!
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come join the fun and chaos on this server where anything is possible, even if it involves potatoes and chickens with magical powers. who needs real politics when you can have a potato party instead?
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