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Players: | 94/900 | Votes: | 6272 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Holy Grails Found: | 2 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 3 |
Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 5 |
Runes Activated: | 0 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 |
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 |
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 24 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 10 |
Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 |
Star Shards Collected: | 77 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 7 |
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