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Scaly Minecraft SMP – General Lizard

Anthros, Argonians, Dinosaurs, dragons, FAQ, ferals, festive scalies, general, human/scaly, kobolds, lewd, lit, LIZARD, LIZARDS, Minecraft, reptiles, Resources, scaly, Sharks, smp, SMUT, Snakes, Wyverns

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	7715
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Potions Brewed:	124	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Secret Passages Found:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	22	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as a lizard on a hot rock? Look no further than our server! We welcome all scaly creatures, from dragons to dinosaurs to even shark people. Want to roleplay as a kobold or Argonian? Go for it! Just no monstergirls, please. We’ve got a whole library of scaly smut and lizard writings for your…ahem…research purposes. Plus, we have a strict no anatomy arguments policy – save that for the scientists, folks. And if you’re feeling festive, show us your most holiday-ready scalies! Who knows, maybe snanta himself will pay us a visit. Join now for a reptilian adventure like no other!

CraftyMomXmasGift

actual gift, aita, barista, christmas gift, confusion, CraftyMomXmasGift, crocheting, dad, early christmas, family, homemade gift, Job, pattern, Shawl, stuffed animals, trashy gifts, work appropriate, yarn

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	6677
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your grandma’s reaction to homemade gifts? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to escape the drama and build your own virtual world where handmade gifts are always appreciated.

We promise a community where creativity is celebrated, and where you can craft shawls for your virtual mom without fear of being called out for “homemade trashy gifts.” Plus, our coffee shop-themed spawn area will have you feeling like a barista extraordinaire in no time.

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience that’s as unpredictable as your mom’s Christmas reaction. Who knows, you might even find a new appreciation for the art of crocheting in the process!

MomSaysImAGamerKid

anecdote, Creative, exaggeration, family, funny, humor, hypothetical situation, imagination, law enforcement, long tail tags, mom’s description, MomSaysImAGamerKid, Parent-child relationship, Personal Details, Police, quirky, Random facts, scenario, storytelling, unnecessary detail, unnecessary information

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	5177
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Love Letters Sent:	19	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	17
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

If your mom was describing you to the police, she would probably mention that you once got stuck in a tree for three hours because you were trying to rescue a family of squirrels who were having a dance party up there. But hey, that just shows how dedicated you are to helping others, right? So come join our Minecraft server where we encourage all players to channel their inner squirrel-saving hero and embark on wild adventures that will have you climbing trees, battling creepers, and maybe even finding a secret squirrel dance party of your own. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into on our server – just don’t forget to bring your acorn helmet and dancing shoes!

Anarchy Gurmail Without privates and rules ETERNAL!!! Minecraft server

Anarchy Gurmail, ETERNAL, minecraft server, rules, Without privates

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	7719
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Zombie Dances:	10
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Mines Excavated:	1424
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	39
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Gods Slained:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9

The owner of the server “Anarchy Gurmail Without privates and rules ETERNAL” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

gurmail.icu:19132

MysticCraft Realms 1.20

attraction, break up, Comment, DATING, EMBARRASSMENT, facetime call, fat bitches, feederism, fuck, Future, gain weight, jerked it, linebacker, love, Marriage, MysticCraft, porn addiction, PRETEND, Realms, weight, Woke

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	5941
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Ores Mined:	5406	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2

Join our Minecraft server if you want to escape real-life drama like turning your GF into a cow! No need to worry about embarrassing relationships or awkward conversations about weight gain. On our server, you can build your dream world without any porn addiction consequences. Come join us and leave all the fat bitches behind!

The Minecraft SMP: Never Beat the Minnesota Vikings or…

beat, blown lead, Conference Championship Game, great players, Hall of Fame, high scoring season, Letterman Jackets, Minecraft, Minnesota, Minnesota vikings, opposing fans, or, Philadelphia Eagles, professional team, smp, stadium takeover, team departure, Vikings

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	6668
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37
Runes Activated:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the chaos is as wild as a football game gone wrong! Join us if you’ve ever wanted to experience the thrill of being on a team that never beats the Minnesota Vikings or the Philadelphia Eagles – talk about a challenge!

But that’s not all – our stadium is constantly being taken over by opposing fans, making every game a real nail-biter. And don’t even get us started on our players – they’re always leaving for “someplace better,” whatever that means.

Oh, and did we mention our only Hall of Fame player never had a high scoring season? Yeah, things are pretty wacky around here. Plus, if you’re into crazy stories, just ask about the time someone got ahem “raped” after wearing our Letterman Jackets. Yikes.

So come on down and join us on this wild ride – we may have never reached a Conference Championship Game, and yeah, we may have blown a 24-0 lead in just 10 minutes, but hey, at least we’re entertaining, right? 😉

USD vs GBP SMP

affordability, affordable abroad, budget-friendly, Cheap, comparison, cost, currency exchange, economic contrast, expensive, Extravagant, foreign products, gbp, global market, high cost of living, imported goods, International, luxury, Overseas, price difference, smp, US, USD, value for money

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	8470
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Crops Grown:	8572
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10

Bro, lemme tell ya about this epic Minecraft server I found, it’s like a hidden gem in the vast ocean of servers out there. Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, the owner is a literal unicorn who farts rainbows and poops diamonds. Yeah, you heard me right. And get this, every time you mine a block, a magical fairy grants you three wishes. I wished for a pet dragon, a lifetime supply of pizza, and a jetpack. Guess what? I got ’em all!

But wait, there’s more! The mobs in this server are not your average zombies and creepers. No no no, they’re actually trained circus animals who do backflips and juggle while trying to kill you. It’s like a freakin’ circus every time you go out to fight mobs. And the best part? The currency in this server is actually Skittles. Yeah, you heard me right again. Skittles. So basically, you can buy a diamond sword with a handful of Skittles. It’s like Willy Wonka’s Minecraft factory up in here!

So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and experience the most insane, ridiculous, and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Plus, who doesn’t want to be part of a server where the owner is a unicorn, right? Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for those juggling zombies, they’re a real pain in the butt.

LonelyCraft: Door Open or Closed?

alone at night, bedroom door, bedtime habits, Closed, comfort, Door, door position, home environment, home safety, Lifestyle, living alone, LonelyCraft, nighttime habits, nighttime routine, Open, Peace of mind, personal preference, privacy, Safety, SECURITY, sleep habits, sleep quality, sleeping alone, solitude

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	9337
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Villages Defended:	13	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	8135	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2

Do you sleep with your bedroom door open or closed? Well, on our Minecraft server, you better keep it closed because you never know when a creeper might sneak in and try to tuck you in at night! Join us for the ultimate thrill of trying to survive the night with all sorts of crazy mobs trying to invade your personal space. Who needs a security system when you have zombies and skeletons patrolling your house?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has been known to swoop down and steal players’ diamonds just for fun. So if you’re looking for a challenge and some unexpected bedtime surprises, come join us on our server. Just make sure to lock your bedroom door tight!

HouthisBewareCraft

Conflict Resolution, Defense, Deterrence, Diplomacy, escalation, foreign policy, gantz, Houthi attacks, HouthisBewareCraft, international relations, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military Action, Nuclear Threat, peacekeeping efforts, regional stability, RETALIATION, SECURITY, strategic planning, Targeted strikes

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	5912
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Divine Spears Created:	14
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Towns Built:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3

Yo, listen up gamers! If you wanna join dis epic Minecraft server, you gotta know one thing: we got the craziest battles goin’ on! Like, we got this one player, Gantz, who’s out here sayin’ we gotta target Iran to stop dem Houthi attacks. It’s like a whole war zone up in here, but with blocks and creepers instead of real weapons. So come join us if you wanna be part of the action and help us take down those pesky Houthi attackers! Plus, we got diamond armor for days and a secret stash of enchanted golden apples. Trust me, you won’t wanna miss out on this wild ride!

AlmostAnarchy

Adventure, Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, hermitcraft, KitPvP, Minigames, Modded, multiplayer, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	2468
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Towns Built:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	32
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

Come join AlmostAnarchy and carve your legacy in this brand new 1.21.1 world. No duping, and no hacking. Its more than just survival, but it’s not quite anarchy! almostanarchy.ca

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