so like, this server is like the bomb diggity, you gotta join cuz the chinese military is like totally condemning canadian warships and stuff. like, they’re all up in arms about it. but on this server, we’re all about peace and harmony, man. come join us and build some epic structures while avoiding any sensitive straits, ya feel me? plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. shh, don’t tell anyone. join now before the chinese military comes after us next!
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TaiwanStraitWarrior Minecraft Server
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LarungGarCraft Minecraft Server
u know what’s more lit than that? this minecraft server that is LIT AF!!! we got 400 troops and choppers flying around like it’s nobody’s business. come join us and experience the thrill of building your own Buddhist Academy in Tibet, but watch out for those pesky troops, they might try to steal your diamonds! join now for a wild ride that you won’t forget, unless you get hit by a chopper, then you might forget a few things. but who cares, it’s all in good fun right??? #MinecraftMadness #ChopperChaos #BuddhistBuilders
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NukeCraft: China’s Sinkin’ Submarine
lol imagine if that submarine was in minecraft! well guess what, on our server, you can build your own nuclear-powered submarine and watch it sink to the depths of the ocean in epic fashion! join us for the most explosive underwater adventures you’ll ever experience, just don’t forget your scuba gear!we’ve got a secret underwater city where mermaids and sea monsters live in harmony, and you can join in on their wild parties and quests for hidden treasure. but beware, the kraken might just decide to crash the party and wreak havoc on everything in sight!
if you’re feeling extra brave, you can take on the challenge of exploring the mysterious underwater caves filled with rare ores and deadly creatures. just remember to bring your trusty pickaxe and some enchanted armor, because you never know what dangers lurk in the dark depths below.
so what are you waiting for? come join our server and dive into the wildest underwater adventures you’ll ever experience in minecraft! just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in this crazy underwater world.
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SouthChinaSeaSkyWars
so, like, imagine this: you’re just flying your australian aircraft over the south china sea, minding your own business, when suddenly the chinese military comes out of nowhere and does a super dangerous intercept! like, they’re all like “woosh woosh” and you’re like “ahhhhhhh!” it’s like a real-life action movie, but in minecraft!if you want that kind of excitement in your life, then you gotta join our minecraft server! we promise crazy adventures and unexpected twists at every turn. plus, who wouldn’t want to be a part of a server where anything can happen, even a chinese military intercept? it’s like a rollercoaster ride, but in block form!
so come join us and experience the thrill of the unknown. who knows, maybe you’ll even have your own crazy story to tell about your time on our server. we can’t wait to see you there!
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AirspaceWarsMC
so, liek, u gotta join dis amazin minecraft server cuz we got crazier stories than dis china japan drama, man. like, our players once rode on giant chickens into battle against a horde of evil llamas. and then they built a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks cuz why not, right? also, our admins are secretly wizards who can turn creepers into fluffy bunnies with just a flick of their wands. so, come join us and experience the wildest adventures in minecraft history, dude.
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SovietCarrierBurnsInLagoon
lol come join our minecraft server, where we got an old soviet aircraft carrier burning in a chinese lagoon! why? cuz why not! u can explore the wreckage, fight off mutant sea creatures, and maybe even find some hidden treasure (or radioactive waste, who knows)!we got custom mobs like flying communist penguins and zombie cosmonauts, and u can even ride a giant vodka bottle into battle. build your own communist utopia or start a capitalist revolution, the choice is yours!
join now and experience the chaos and mayhem of our one-of-a-kind server. just watch out for the radioactive seagulls, they’re no joke.
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CraftyCommies Minecraft Server
lol come join our epic minecraft server where chinese and belarusian troops are training to take over airports near ukraine border!!! why you ask?? well, because we have the craziest pvp battles you’ll ever see in your life!! imagine fighting off soldiers while trying to build a house out of diamonds and obsidian!! it’s wild, it’s chaotic, it’s absolutely bonkers!! plus, our admins are actual secret agents who will guide you through missions and give you special weapons like enchanted pickaxes and exploding sheep!! so what are you waiting for?? join now and experience the madness for yourself!!
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Chopstick Warriors: Poland Drills
so, like, u gotta join this epic minecraft server, cuz like, chinese troops r like, doing drills along poland’s border in belarus, and u know what that means?? it means this server is gonna be lit af, like, u gonna be dodging troops while u build ur epic castle and fight off creepers and stuff. it’s gonna be like a real-life battle royale but in minecraft, like, who wouldn’t wanna join that?? plus, u might even get to meet some chinese troops in the game and be like “hey, wanna team up and take down some zombies together?” it’s gonna be a blast, trust me. so come join the fun and let’s see who can survive the chaos on this insane minecraft server!
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BelarusCraft Minecraft Server
come join our epic minecraft server where chinese military personnel arrive in belarus for joint exercises but end up building the most insane pixel art you’ve ever seen!!! we’ve got tanks made out of diamond blocks, helicopters made out of emerald blocks, and even a giant statue of president xi jinping made entirely out of obsidian!!! join now to witness the chaos and destruction as these soldiers battle it out in the ultimate minecraft showdown!!! plus, we have free cookies for all new players because who doesn’t love cookies, amirite??? so what are you waiting for??? join now and become a part of the craziest minecraft server on the planet!!!
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KimJongGoneCraft
so this server is like a wild rollercoaster ride of epic proportions, mate. imagine a world where chinese military is harassing dutch warships while trying to enforce UN sanctions on north korea. now picture yourself in the middle of all that chaos, building your own empire and fighting off crazy mobs with your trusty diamond sword.join this server if you want to experience the thrill of international conflict mixed with the peaceful vibes of minecraft. who knows, maybe you’ll even stumble upon a secret underground base where all the world leaders are hiding out, plotting their next move.
so what are you waiting for? hop on this server and let the madness begin. who knows, you might even become the next ruler of this crazy minecraft world.