Chinese Language MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Chin-Ease Minecraft SMP

China, Chinese Architecture, Chinese customs, Chinese inventions, Chinese society

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the Chinese players are absolutely dominating the game. Rumor has it they’ve discovered a secret recipe for unlimited diamonds and are building giant panda statues all over the map.

But that’s not all! Our server has a special plugin that turns all the creepers into cute little kittens that explode with confetti instead of TNT. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary chicken that lays golden eggs!

So why wait? Join now and be a part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen!

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Chopsticks and Creeper Minecraft SMP

Chinese philosophy, Chinese folklore, chinese culture, Chinese festivals, Chinese Dance

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old themes? Well, look no further! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where we celebrate Chinese culture in the most outrageous ways possible.

Picture this: you log on to the server and are greeted by a giant panda riding a dragon through the sky. Yes, you heard that right. Our server is so crazy that even the animals get in on the action!

But that’s not all – we have epic build battles where players compete to create the most insane Chinese-inspired structures. From towering pagodas to noodle soup hot tubs, the possibilities are endless!

And if you’re feeling hungry, head over to our virtual dim sum restaurant where you can chow down on pixelated dumplings and sip on potions of fortune. Who needs real food when you have Minecraft, am I right?

So why wait? Join our Chinese culture thread Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest, most hilarious server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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Crafty Panda Minecraft Server

chinese art, Asian traditions, Chinese cuisine, Minecraft, Asian cuisine

Welcome to Zhongguo, the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever play on! Why should you join? Well, for starters, our spawn point is guarded by a pack of friendly pandas who will guide you on your journey through the server.

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground city filled with treasure, guarded by a dragon named Steve who only speaks in memes. If you can defeat him in a dance-off, the treasure is yours!

Need a break from mining and building? Head over to our enchanted forest where the trees sing Justin Bieber songs and the animals have dance parties every night.

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, take a trip to the Nether where you’ll find a disco party hosted by none other than the Ender Dragon himself. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a dragon breakdancing to “Uptown Funk”.

So what are you waiting for? Join Zhongguo today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected – like when the creepers start breakdancing with the Ender Dragon. It’s a sight you won’t soon forget!

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IronBuddies Minecraft Server

chinese language, slang terms, Server, China, Old Iron

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most bonkers place to play Minecraft!

Join us and you’ll be greeted with the warmest “老铁” from strangers, because why use regular greetings when you can sound like a cool ninja warrior instead? Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of mischievous pandas who love to prank unsuspecting players.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to let loose and dance the night away. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and enchanted gear.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the most insane and hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life! Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of silliness.

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Iris Network

LifeSteal, Minecraft, Private Project, lifesteal server, Friends

Iris Network – Private Project For Friends. Lifesteal Server with a lot of custom textures and mobs.

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Vtuber Mahjong Haven 1.21.3

Jong, fortune, PFFFFFFFFFFFPPPPPPPPTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTPFPFPFPFPFPFPPFPPHHHHHHHH, Mahjong Vtuber, fig

Join our Minecraft server for the Raspberries Edition! Why? Because our streams are so lit, you’ll be like “PFFFFFFFFFFFPPPPPPPPTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTPFPFPFPFPFPFPPFPPHHHHHHHH”! Plus, we have jong chuubas that will blow your mind, like seriously, they’re WIP but trust me, they’re worth it. And guess what? Dofume is hosting a tournament, so you better join before it’s too late! Also, Kaavi’s fortune says you’ll lose, but who cares when you’re having this much fun on the server? So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

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Cousin’s Canine Care vs Nephew’s Education Dilemma

favoritism, college fund, college tuition, Luxury Vacations, overseas trips

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value dogs over nephews and luxury vacations over college funds! Join us if you want to be part of a community that understands the true importance of brand name bags and overseas trips.

Our server is the perfect place for those who prioritize treating sick dogs over funding college educations. We don’t judge you for favoring your furry friends over your human relatives – in fact, we celebrate it!

So come on over and build your dream world where dogs reign supreme and college funds are a thing of the past. Who needs a degree when you have a loyal pup by your side? Join now and show the world that dogs truly are man’s best friend!

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BlockySecrets

Connection, no responses, Vulnerability, emotions, consequences

Are you tired of holding back your true feelings? Do you have a burning desire to unleash your inner savage without any repercussions? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and send anonymous messages to anyone in your life without fear of consequences. Want to tell your boss they’re a potato in disguise? Done. Need to confess your love to your crush’s pet goldfish? We got you covered. The possibilities are endless on our server, where drama and chaos reign supreme. Join now and let the madness begin!

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Penis Party Land

Diversity, UNIQUENESS, penis, human body, sexual partners

u want a minecraft server that will blow ur mind and make u question ur existence? well look no further cuz this server is the bomb diggity. we got flying pigs, talking cows, and dancing creepers.

once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret portal that led them to a land made entirely of candy. they ate so much candy that they turned into a giant gummy bear and ruled over the land with a sugary fist.

if u join our server, u might stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden carrots. but be careful, cuz the chest is guarded by a fierce army of zombie chickens wearing top hats.

so what are u waiting for? join our minecraft server now and experience the wildest adventure of ur life. plus, our server has the best memes and the dankest jokes. trust us, u won’t regret it.

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Dusty Drive: Asthma Alert!

congestive heart failure, DRIVE, time-stratified case-crossover design, hospital visits, dusty

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we have dust storms that will blow your mind! Literally, because they’re so intense you’ll forget where you are. But don’t worry, we have motor vehicle accidents to keep things exciting! And if you survive that, you can visit our hospital for some asthma and congestive heart failure fun! It’s like a rollercoaster of health risks, but in Minecraft form. So why wait? Join now and experience the thrill of dust storms like never before!

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