Chinese History MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Chin-Ease Minecraft SMP

Chinese, Chinese customs, Chinese achievements, Chinese society, chinese language

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the Chinese players are absolutely dominating the game. Rumor has it they’ve discovered a secret recipe for unlimited diamonds and are building giant panda statues all over the map.

But that’s not all! Our server has a special plugin that turns all the creepers into cute little kittens that explode with confetti instead of TNT. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary chicken that lays golden eggs!

So why wait? Join now and be a part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen!

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Chopsticks and Creeper Minecraft SMP

Chopsticks, traditional Chinese customs, Chinese festivals, Chinese fashion, chinese language

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old themes? Well, look no further! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where we celebrate Chinese culture in the most outrageous ways possible.

Picture this: you log on to the server and are greeted by a giant panda riding a dragon through the sky. Yes, you heard that right. Our server is so crazy that even the animals get in on the action!

But that’s not all – we have epic build battles where players compete to create the most insane Chinese-inspired structures. From towering pagodas to noodle soup hot tubs, the possibilities are endless!

And if you’re feeling hungry, head over to our virtual dim sum restaurant where you can chow down on pixelated dumplings and sip on potions of fortune. Who needs real food when you have Minecraft, am I right?

So why wait? Join our Chinese culture thread Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest, most hilarious server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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Space Age Minecraft Server

imperial title, age, chinese culture, celestial empire, ruler of all under heaven

Join our Minecraft server, where you can become the Son of Heaven and rule over all under heaven in the Celestial Empire! We promise you’ll feel like a total boss with a name that goes so hard, even the Chinese Empire would be jealous. Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll unlock secret powers that will make you the ultimate ruler of the Minecraft world. So what are you waiting for? Come conquer the virtual realm and show everyone who’s boss!

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Crafty Panda Minecraft Server

Chinese Architecture, Asian cuisine, chinese art, Panda, chinese culture

Welcome to Zhongguo, the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever play on! Why should you join? Well, for starters, our spawn point is guarded by a pack of friendly pandas who will guide you on your journey through the server.

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground city filled with treasure, guarded by a dragon named Steve who only speaks in memes. If you can defeat him in a dance-off, the treasure is yours!

Need a break from mining and building? Head over to our enchanted forest where the trees sing Justin Bieber songs and the animals have dance parties every night.

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, take a trip to the Nether where you’ll find a disco party hosted by none other than the Ender Dragon himself. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a dragon breakdancing to “Uptown Funk”.

So what are you waiting for? Join Zhongguo today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected – like when the creepers start breakdancing with the Ender Dragon. It’s a sight you won’t soon forget!

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MaoMemosLegalWarfare

political memoir, memoir, cultural revolution, historical dispute, legal battle

join dis server if u wanna experience da craziest adventures in da land of blockz! we got creepers dat tell u bedtime stories, endermen dat do da cha cha slide, n zombies dat throw epic dance parties!

rumor has it dat Mao’s secretary left his diary in dis server, and now it’s at da center of a legal battle over da history of modern China! u can help uncover da secrets hidden within da diary and maybe even save da world from a zombie apocalypse!

come join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, danger, and maybe even a little bit of romance with a skeleton or two. who knows what crazy shenanigans await u in dis server!

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Block Breaker’s Paradise Minecraft Server

8. bad experience, 13. waste of time, breakers, 15. irritating, Paradise

Are you tired of boring, mundane Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a lullaby? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

Join us if you want to ride on the backs of flying pigs while battling zombie chickens armed with diamond swords. Our server is so wild, even the creepers have a sense of humor and will tell you knock-knock jokes before exploding in your face.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where the Ender Dragon is the DJ and the villagers are the dance floor. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary block of cheese that grants you unlimited cheeseburgers for life.

So say goodbye to boring Minecraft servers and hello to the insanity that awaits you on our server. Just remember, once you join, there’s no turning back. So buckle up and get ready for the ride of your Minecraft life!

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NOOO GO TO FRANCE OR EGYPT better – Minecraft SMP

travel, Mediterranean, Nooo, exotic destinations, France

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a jungle filled with exploding creepers and flying pigs!

Join us on our server where the sheep are actually secret agents plotting to take over the world, the villagers are all aspiring stand-up comedians, and the chickens have formed a punk rock band. Don’t believe us? Just wait until you see the llama fashion show happening every Saturday night!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Potato King, who rules over the land with a golden potato scepter and grants wishes to those who can defeat his army of evil rabbits. And let’s not forget about the elusive Ender Dragon, who has a secret passion for baking cupcakes and challenges players to bake-offs in the Nether.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest, most hilarious adventure of your Minecraft life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

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HateCraft Minecraft Server

hateful, Issues, baby, Cut off, Problems

Are you tired of family drama and looking for a place to escape? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with blocky adventures and pixelated fun.

Our server is the perfect place to unwind and forget about all the crazy family dynamics. Build your dream house, explore vast landscapes, and make new friends who won’t judge you for your family drama.

Need a break from your sister’s drama? Join our server and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with family issues.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and leave all the family drama behind. Who needs real-life problems when you can have virtual ones, right? Let’s block and roll, baby!

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WeddingCraft: No Sis Allowed

Wedding, Allowed, Dogs, sister, Pets

Are you tired of dealing with dog drama at family events? Join our Minecraft server and escape the chaos of canine companions! Our virtual world is completely dog-free, so you can enjoy building, exploring, and crafting without any furry interruptions.

Imagine a wedding where the only guests are creepers and zombies – that’s the kind of drama-free environment you’ll find on our server. No need to worry about your sister’s dogs causing a ruckus or stealing the spotlight, because they’re not allowed in our pixelated paradise.

Plus, we have a special quest where you can help find a trusted dog sitter for your sister’s anxiety-ridden pups – virtually, of course. Who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover a hidden pet-friendly dimension where dogs rule the land!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server free from furry distractions and family feuds, join us now! Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual adventures without the hassle of hounds?

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BoomerGenGone_MinecraftSMP

Long Term Care, generational shift, life expectancy, generation, social security

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Join us if you want to witness the epic battle of baby boomers vs Gen Z in a virtual world showdown. Who will come out on top? Only time will tell, but one thing’s for sure – it’s gonna be hilarious!

Not only that, but we also have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot guarded by a pack of wild llamas. Legend has it that only those with the dankest memes can unlock its treasures. Are you up for the challenge?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a group of mischievous villagers who have formed a cult dedicated to worshipping a giant chicken named Cluckington. Rumor has it that if you bring him a sacrifice of 100 cooked chicken, he will grant you three wishes. Sounds clucking crazy, right?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and be prepared for the most outrageous, hilarious, and downright wacky adventures of your life! Remember, the fate of the baby boomers generation hangs in the balance – don’t miss out on all the fun!

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