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Chinacraft Server: US Treasury Heist
so, like, u know how u always wanted to be a hacker but ur mom said no cuz its illegal? well, guess what? on this server, u can be a hacker without getting in trouble! join now and steal all the documents u want, just like those chinese hackers did to the US Treasury! it’s a major incident, but on this server, it’s just a regular tuesday! come join the fun and show off ur hacking skills, cuz on this server, anything goes! -
HackersCraft Minecraft Server
so, like, u know how there are these chinese hackers, right? well, they somehow got into the US telecom firms and now all the national security officials are freaking out, man. but, like, don’t worry about all that serious stuff, come join our minecraft server instead! we got dragons, unicorns, and even a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and emeralds. who needs to worry about national security when u can be building epic castles and battling creepers with your friends? plus, our server is so secure, even those chinese hackers wouldn’t stand a chance against our virtual defenses. so come join us and leave all that real world drama behind. let’s craft and laugh together, dude! -
HackCraft: ChopstickNinjas vs VodkaHackers
LOL THIS SERVER IS SO LIT, EVEN CHINESE HACKERS WANNA JOIN! THEY BE TRYNA HACK THE RUSSIAN GOVERNMENT AND IT FIRMS BUT THEY BE LIKE “NAH, I WANNA PLAY ON THIS SERVER INSTEAD!” JOIN US AND SEE WHAT ALL THE HACKING FUSS IS ABOUT! MAYBE YOU’LL LEARN SOME HACKING SKILLS TOO, WHO KNOWS? JUST DON’T HACK US, OKAY? LOL! -
HomeBoundMC – Best Minecraft Server
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as clean as a whistle? Look no further! Our server is so squeaky clean, even the creepers take showers before blowing up your builds.Join us and experience a world where the only thing getting lit is the torches in your mineshaft. No need to worry about secondhand smoke here, our server is 100% smoke-free (unless you count the smoke from that accidental lava spill).
We promise a family-friendly environment where your little ones can play without being exposed to any questionable activities. Unlike some other servers we know of, where even the pigs are puffing on suspicious-looking carrots.
So come on over and join us for some wholesome fun! Build, explore, and mine to your heart’s content, all without the worry of having to explain why Steve’s eyes are as red as a rose bush.
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StepSonSnubbedBDay
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you more privacy than a birthday party with a high conflict baby momma! Join us and escape the chaos of real life drama by building your own blocky paradise.On our server, you won’t have to worry about anyone tracking your every move like a crazy ex with an iPhone. We value your privacy and give you the freedom to explore without someone breathing down your neck.
So come join us and celebrate your birthday without any unwanted guests following your every step. Build, mine, and craft your way to a stress-free gaming experience on our server. Who needs real life drama when you can have a blast in the world of Minecraft? Join now and leave the craziness behind!
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SillySMPChats – Minecraft SMP
Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, do we have the perfect place for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the chaos.Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of llamas wearing top hats and monocles come prancing by, followed by a group of chickens playing poker. And don’t even get me started on the giant pink sheep that roams the land, challenging players to a dance-off for rare loot.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Potato King, a mysterious figure who only communicates through interpretive dance and riddles. Rumor has it that if you can solve his latest riddle, you’ll be rewarded with a chest full of enchanted golden carrots and a pet panda named Sir Fluffybottoms.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what absurd adventures await you in this one-of-a-kind server!
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TrendyCraftRevival
Remember when everyone used to wear parachute pants and listen to cassette tapes? Well, on our Minecraft server, we bring back all the best trends from the past! From mullets to slap bracelets, we’ve got it all. Join us for a blast from the past and relive the glory days of questionable fashion choices and outdated technology. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret time machine hidden somewhere on the server, you can actually travel back in time and experience these trends in real life. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and get ready to party like it’s 1985! -
Ladies of Blocks and Pixels
Yo, yo, yo! Listen up, gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is so lit, it’s like a party in the Nether!Join our server and you’ll be rolling in diamonds faster than you can say “Creeper, oh man!” Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and within minutes, they found a secret chest filled with enchanted gear and rare items. Legend has it, they became the most powerful player in all the land!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic, even the mobs can’t resist joining in on the fun. We’ve got zombie pigmen doing the cha-cha, skeletons breakdancing, and creepers…well, they’re still blowing stuff up, but at least they’re doing it with style!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it. And remember, keep on mining, my friends!
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Create and Conquer: The Silly Darius Wilds – NOT modded, Still no factions!
Create and Conquer: The Sildaris Wilds [1.20.1]
TRAILER: https://youtu.be/STL6prqEY6M
Through the sea spray and fog, your boat draws close to the towering cliffs – these are the Sildaris Wilds, fabled lands where only the brave venture. Your old country, home and life are all gone. Now, you and your compatriots must step forth, and forge society anew from the ashes.
Embark to the Sildaris Wilds, and make history! Create and Conquer is a Nations/Geopolitics server with a steam-fantasy theming. We are a thriving community, and even have mods being developed just for the server!
Airships Cannons, Flintlocks and Muskets Immersive gear from Epic Knights Coin based economy, spawn vendors, and player-run shops Chunk claiming Built-in warfare system for dynamic geopolitics Routine events with lucrative rewards Sildaris is a long uninhabited continent, but now a mysterious event of civilisation-ending proportions has driven you and many others to seek refuge in these wild new lands. Bring your friends and find glory by starting a nation, band together with other travellers to work together, or strike out on your own. Create and Conquer aims to have a fair conflict system that facilitates engaging combat while allowing nations to prosper and grow.
The economy is coin based, where resources are sold to spawn for coins which can then be traded with at player-operated vendors. We also have a catalogue of event types to take place, with everything from FFA brawls, to pistol duels or airship racing!
FAQs
Question Answer Can I play solo on this server? Yes, you can play solo or join/create a nation with other players. Are there special events on the server? Yes, there are routine events with rewards such as FFA brawls, pistol duels, and airship racing. How does the economy work? The economy is coin based, where resources are sold to spawn for coins which can be then traded with player-operated vendors. Is combat a major aspect of the server? Combat is a significant aspect of the server with black-powder firearms, field guns/artillery, and an aerial aspect with Immersive Airships.