CubanSpyCraft

#intelligence gathering, Chinese, Chinese government, covert activities, Cuba, CubanSpyCraft, Espionage, espionage network, foreign influence, foreign operations, global espionage, international relations, military expansion, military presence, political tensions, security threats, spy bases, strategic locations, Surveillance, US naval base, US-China relations

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	9189
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	4539	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7

so, like, there’s this epic minecraft server that’s, like, totally lit, bro. it’s so crazy that even chinese spy bases in cuba are multiplying, dude. like, they’re setting up shop near a US naval base just to get in on the action.

if you wanna join this server, you gotta be ready for some insane shenanigans. like, one time, a player built a giant statue of a llama made entirely out of diamonds. and then another player rode it into battle against a horde of creepers. it was wild, man.

oh, and did i mention that the server has a secret underground lair filled with treasure and traps? yeah, it’s like something out of indiana jones, but with more explosions and less fedoras.

so, if you’re looking for a minecraft server that’s as crazy as a pack of rabid wolves on a trampoline, then you gotta join this one. trust me, you won’t regret it.

CraftyChinaSpyz

anti-espionage, China, Chinese government, CraftyChinaSpyz, Cyber Security, Data Protection, efforts, espionage prevention, espionage prevention measures, Government, Information Security, intelligence, mobile devices, national security, privacy, regulations, SECURITY, smartphone inspections, smartphone security., Surveillance, Technology

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	3307
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Emeralds Found:	5792	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1

lol u kno wat wud b way more fun than smartphone inspections? joining our minecraft server!!! yea u heard me right, instead of worrying bout spies n stuff, come join us for sum epic building n battling action!!

we got creeper armies that march around like they own the place, but don’t worry, we got u covered with our secret weapon: exploding pigs!! yea u heard me right, pigs that go BOOM!!

plus, we got a secret underground base where u can find all the rarest loot, like enchanted diamond swords that shoot fireballs!! trust me, u won’t find that on any other server.

so forget bout those boring inspections, come join us for a wild ride on our minecraft server!! who needs smartphones when u got exploding pigs, amirite??

LlamaCraft Minecraft Server

Beijing, Buddhism, Central Tibetan Administration, China, Chinese government, Communist Party of China, Cultural preservation, Dalai Lama, diplomatic tensions, Exile, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, llamacraft, Minecraft, peace talks, political views, religious freedom, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, spiritual leader, Tibet, Tibet Autonomous Region, Tibetan independence

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	9817
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	70
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	4136
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	32

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, ya know? like, you gotta join cuz we got the Dalai Lama up in here, but, like, he’s gotta, like, totally fix his political views first, ya feel me? like, imagine mining for diamonds with the Dalai Lama, man, that would be epic! plus, we got, like, flying pigs and talking chickens, it’s wild, bro! so come join us and let’s have a blast together, yeehaw!

SeaPrisonCraft

Asia-Pacific region, China, China’s sovereignty, Chinese government, detention, detention of foreigners, detention regulations, diplomatic tensions, foreign nationals, foreign policy, foreigners, international relations, legal implications, maritime boundaries, maritime law, new rules, rules, SeaPrisonCraft, security measures, South China Sea, territorial disputes

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	3124
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Gods Slained:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Secret Passages Found:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we have recreated the south china sea with a twist – now you can be detained by the new china rules as a foreigner! build your own prison cell and try to escape before the chinese authorities catch you! it’s a wild ride full of danger and excitement, so hop on board and see if you have what it takes to survive in the new china rules detention center!

Chopstick Chaos: China’s Minecraft Misadventures

Asia-Pacific, birth rate, CCP, Chaos, China, China’s challenges, China’s future, Chinas, Chinese economy, Chinese government, Chinese society, chopstick, demographic crisis, demographic trends, demographics, east asia, fertility rate, global implications, Minecraft, Misadventures, one child policy, Population, population control, population decline, shrinking population

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	4142
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Rainbows Spotted:	7

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is the place to be!

Join us and be a part of a community that’s smaller than the Chinese population (according to some random guy on the internet). That’s right, our server is so exclusive, it makes the CCP’s reported numbers look inflated! With a birth rate lower than 1 child per woman since the early 2000s, our server is like a rare diamond in the rough.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera, more twists and turns than a maze in the Nether, and more laughs than a creeper prank gone wrong. So come on down and join us for the Minecraft experience of a lifetime. Who needs China when you’ve got us?

The Chosen Realm 1.21.1

1.21.1, anti-vax, CAR, card place, Chosen, family dynamics, Father, father passing away, favoritism, fit, husband, make up place, Mother, NEET, older sister, Realm, Resentment, School, sheltered, sibling rivalry, sister, SUCKS, unfair treatment

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	2322
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	65
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Alien Abductions:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

> Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of freedom and fun!

> Escape your anti-vaxxer dad and live your best life in our virtual world!

> No more being sheltered, come build your dream world with us!

> No need for a car, just hop on our server and explore endless possibilities!

> Take revenge on your sister by outbuilding her in Minecraft!

> Experience the thrill of freedom and creativity like never before!

> Build your own card place or make up place, the choice is yours!

> Don’t let anyone hold you back, join our server and let your imagination run wild!

RehabRoverRiot

alcohol addiction, baby-sit, Cruel, DIRTY, dog, dog person, dog sitter, future MIL, management position, medical emergency, pet, Phobia, PRESENCE, refusing, Rehab, RehabRoverRiot, RESPONSIBILITY, Scared, Situation, Walks

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	9214
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	753	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Secret Passages Found:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands your aversion to responsibility? Look no further than our server, where we embrace your inner laziness and fear of commitment!

Join us and experience a world where you can declare your disinterest in taking care of anything, just like this OP’s MIL’s dog. We won’t judge you for not wanting to walk your virtual dog or pet it lovingly – in fact, we encourage it!

Our server is the perfect place for those who find the idea of responsibility disgusting and want to escape the pressures of everyday life. So come on in and let your phobias run wild – we promise not to judge, just like this OP’s BF should have done!

CrimeSceneCantForget – Minecraft SMP

Crime Scene, CrimeSceneCantForget, Disturbing, Haunting, Minecraft, Shocking.., smp, traumatic experience, unforgettable, unforgettable crime, unforgettable crime scene, unforgettable detail, unforgettable event, unforgettable experience, unforgettable image, unforgettable incident, unforgettable memory, unforgettable moment, unforgettable scene, unforgettable sight

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	9052
Rating:	4.8 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	163668	Magic Items Found:	6657
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	27
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the wildest rollercoaster ride of your life but in block form! We got llamas that can fly, pigs that can dance, and cows that can do backflips. And don’t even get me started on the villagers, they throw the craziest parties every night.

But the real reason you need to join is because of the crime scenes. Yeah, you heard me right. There’s this one crime scene that I saw that I just can’t forget. It was like a murder mystery but with creepers and skeletons instead of humans. And the best part is, we get to solve the crimes ourselves! It’s like being a detective in a world made of blocks.

So come join us on this epic adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers). Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have unlimited cake. Who doesn’t love cake?

BlameCraft2021

blame game, BlameCraft2021, Manipulation, political accountability, political blame, political deception, political games, political manipulation, political move, political opponents, political problems, political responsibility, political sabotage, political solutions, political strategy, political tactics, political warfare, problem creation, solution blame, strategy

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	527
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Falling into the Void:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Mythical Swords Crafted:	92	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Animals Bred:	56

Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate political move of trashing everything in your territory so your opponents have to clean up the mess! But here’s the twist – we’ll also blame them for causing the chaos in the first place and taking credit for fixing it. It’s like playing real-life politics but in a virtual world! So come on in and show off your strategic skills in the most chaotic way possible. Who will come out on top in this game of political sabotage? Join now to find out!

★Quirm SMP

1.21.4, apply, Builders, Community, Competition, Discord, Events, exclusive, Friendly, Guidelines, Minecraft, Mods, Quirm, rules, SEASON 2, Server, smp, tps, Vanilla

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	8457
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Void Gems Collected:	14
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	10	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1

Quirm SMP

Server Overview:

Server Specs	64 Gigabytes of RAM, AMD Ryzen 9 7900X CPU, 2 TB SSD STORAGE

Why Quirm SMP?

Have a pure vanilla experience with some spicy twists, Bunch of quests to obtain fair unobtainable items!
Interact with our fairly active community reaching up to 20+ Players on weekends!
Experience proximity chat gameplay!
This server runs on CoreProtect to prevent grief so you can keep gaming!
Get to experience unique events & competitions.
Play lag-free, expect 20 TPS 24/7

Rules & Expectations

Must be at least 17 years old.
Preferred to have Simple Voice Chat mod.
Be civil and have common sense.
Must have a discord account to join the server.
Show respect to others at all times both in-game and on voice-chat.

Additional Info:

All mods are allowed as long as they don’t disrupt the vanilla aspect!
Obtain exclusive items thru weekly events on the server!
Mobs & Players drop heads upon death!
This is a friendly server, Builders are welcomed with open arms!
This server is exclusive to 1.21.4 and runs on Simple Voice Chat (Proximity Chat)
Weekly events & Border expansion.

Apply Now!

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Crimson Moonrise 1.20

bloating, cramps, Crimson, female health, hormonal changes, irritability, menstrual cycle, menstrual cycle hormones, menstrual cycle irregularity, menstrual cycle length, menstrual cycle length variation, menstrual cycle phases, menstrual cycle tracker, menstrual flow, menstrual pain, menstruation, menstruation symptoms, mood swings, Moonrise, Period, PMs, Women’s Health

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	9779
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Falling into the Void:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Gods Slained:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2

Lmao, if you’re tired of dealing with moody AF players on other servers, come join us where the only red we see is the color of the blocks we’re building with.

We don’t have time for drama queens, we’re too busy building epic structures and slaying dragons.

Join us if you’re ready to leave the PMS behind and enter a world where the only thing flowing is creativity and fun.

Periods are for grammar, not for players on our server. Let’s build, mine, and laugh together, sans the hormonal meltdowns.

HangryCraft Minecraft Server

Autonomy, Boundaries, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, dietary restrictions, disordered eating, Disrespect, emotional triggers, Fairness, food fights, frugality, groceries, HangryCraft, MELTDOWNS, Minecraft, neurodivergence, Partnership, relationships, Respect, Server, shared meals

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	9747
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take food fights to a whole new level! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling it out over virtual groceries and meals.

Picture this: you’re planning a virtual salad for dinner, only to log on and find that your in-game partner has already eaten all the ingredients straight from the virtual fridge. And don’t even get us started on the pizza drama – will you be left with a few virtual slices while your partner hogs the virtual meat-heavy pie?

But wait, there’s more! Experience the excitement of fighting over virtual grilled cheese and soup, all while trying to set boundaries and compromises with your fellow players. Will you be accused of being “food aggressive” or controlling, or will you come out on top as the ultimate food warrior?

Join our server now and immerse yourself in the chaos of food-related drama, disrespect, and overwhelming arguments. It’s not about the money, it’s about the sheer absurdity of it all. So grab your virtual fork and knife, and get ready to feast on the most outrageous food fights in Minecraft history!

AutisticSisNoCareTakerLOL

annoyance, autistic sister, AutisticSisNoCareTakerLOL, burden, Caretaker, college, culture, education, first gen American, Friends, Future, high school, immigrant family, mental age, older sibling, prospect, refusing, socializing, stable income, Support

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	1502
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	50
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Animals Bred:	61	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of being the responsible sibling? Look no further! Join our server and escape the burden of taking care of your autistic sister like this poor player. Our server is a safe haven for those who just want to build, explore, and have a good time without being guilt-tripped into caretaking duties. Plus, we promise not to call you heartless or a bad person for wanting to live your own life. So come join us and leave the drama at home – unless it’s drama in the game, then bring it on!

NoAlcoholNoProblem Minecraft SMP

abstainer, alcohol free, alcohol intolerance, cultural reasons, designated driver, health reasons, mental health, Minecraft, NoAlcoholNoProblem, non-drinker, peer influence, personal choice, recovery journey, religious beliefs, responsible choices, self-care, smp, sober curious, sober lifestyle, Sobriety, social pressures, substance abuse, teetotaler

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	7035
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	24	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Royal Decrees Issued:	0

Yo, listen up fam! Do you wanna join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever? Bro, let me tell you, this server is lit AF! We got diamond blocks raining from the sky, creepers that give out free hugs, and villagers that do the dab every time you trade with them.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is protected by a giant chicken that shoots lasers out of its eyes and we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot in the game. Oh, and did I mention that our server is haunted by the ghost of a zombie pigman who tells the spookiest bedtime stories?

So, why do you not drink alcohol? Because you should be spending all your time on this insane Minecraft SMP, where the only thing you’ll be drinking is potions of epicness! Join us now and prepare for the most wild and wacky adventure of your life!

AlmostDieCraft

AlmostDieCraft, brush with death, close call, dangerous situation., death-defying, escaping death, facing mortality, grateful for a second chance, harrowing experience, heart-pounding escape, heart-stopping moment, life flashing before my eyes, life or death, life-changing event, life-saving moment, life-threatening situation, lucky to be alive, miraculous escape, Near Death Experience, Survival, thankful for survival

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	5714
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	100
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	41
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Have you ever been mining in Minecraft and accidentally dug straight down into a pit of lava? Or maybe you were exploring a dark cave and a creeper snuck up behind you and blew you to smithereens? Well, fear not, because on our server, we guarantee that you will never die from any of these ridiculous reasons!

Join us and experience the thrill of surviving insane challenges like riding pigs off cliffs, battling giant chickens, and even taming a pack of wild wolves to do your bidding. Our server is so safe, you could literally swim in a pool of lava and come out unscathed (please don’t actually try this).

But the best part? We have a secret underground bunker filled with unlimited diamonds, emeralds, and all the enchanted gear your heart desires. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and never fear death again (unless you fall off a cliff, that’s on you).

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