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Players: | 97/800 | Votes: | 3730 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Zombie Dances: | 2 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 |
Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 5648 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 |
Mineshafts Explored: | 5 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 7 |
Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 |
Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
our server is so lit that even the Chinese embassy in Japan is like, “whoa, we gotta get in on this action!” they tried to meddle in our maritime issues, but we were like, “nah, bro, this is minecraft territory now.”
join us and build the craziest pixelated world you’ve ever seen! trust me, you won’t regret it. plus, we have unlimited virtual snacks for all our players. what more could you ask for? come on, hop on this minecraft train before it’s too late! choo choo! 🚂💥🎮