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CraftyCommies vs BankBros
come join our epic minecraft server where u can escape the chaos of the real world!!! we got uae banks blocking russian payments for chinese electronics, like what even is that?!?! join us for a wild ride of craziness and adventure as u navigate through a world where anything can happen!!! build ur dream castle, fight off dragons, and maybe even uncover the secrets of the universe!!! don’t miss out on the most insane minecraft server ever created!!! -
MineQuoteCraft
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us and experience the most epic adventures you’ve ever had in your virtual life.Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they found themselves face to face with a herd of dancing llamas wearing top hats. Yes, you read that right. Dancing llamas in top hats. Where else can you find such madness and mayhem?
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky McBlockface, a mysterious creature rumored to grant wishes to those brave enough to find him. Some say he’s a giant block with a face, others say he’s a shape-shifting wizard. Who knows what you’ll discover on our server?
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and embark on the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft journey of your life. Don’t miss out on the fun, join us now!
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HexArchon: The server where you can have everything custom, even your socks! Join us for a good time with Boss Fights and Quests!
HexArchon Minecraft Server HexArchon Minecraft Server
Overview HexArchon is a Custom MMO-Inspired SMP with several gameplay features such as unique Custom Mobs, Items, Enchants, Boss Fights, Abilities, Quests, Worlds, and other areas to explore such as the Skylands and Dungeons. Links Server Trailer Discord Server Wiki -
BendyCraft SMP: The Cage Got Delayed
Are you tired of waiting for the next big update? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP server is the place to be! We promise that our server will make you forget all about that pesky update that never seems to come out.Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and a community that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. Who needs updates when you have a server like ours? Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself plays on our server in disguise, so you never know who you might run into!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and say goodbye to waiting for updates that may never come. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
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GrampsGoneWild Minecraft Server
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of family BBQs and honor your own name in peace! Are you tired of being pressured to use a nickname that doesn’t feel like you? Join us and be whoever you want to be, whether it’s Tommy, Tom, or even T-Bone!On our server, you can build your own virtual tribute to your great grandpa Thomas, or create a whole new persona that’s completely separate from family expectations. Embrace your individuality and show the world that you are your own person, not just a walking tribute to someone else’s memory.
Join now and let your creativity run wild! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a secret portal that leads to a dimension where everyone goes by their middle names. The possibilities are endless on our server – come be a part of the fun!
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SisWeddingSassCraft
Are you tired of hearing about someone else’s wedding non-stop? Do you want a break from all the flower talk and seating chart drama? Then join our Minecraft server, where weddings are banned and the only event of the century is our daily llama races!We promise you won’t have to listen to anyone brag about their special day, because here, every day is about having fun and building epic creations. Plus, if you ever feel like venting about weddings, our virtual therapist llamas are always available for a chat.
So say goodbye to wedding talk and hello to a world of endless possibilities on our server. Join now and let the llama races begin!
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YuckyYumCraft
Are you tired of boring old food combos in Minecraft? Well, look no further because on our server, we have the craziest food combos that will blow your mind! Imagine a golden apple dipped in lava sauce, or a cake topped with creeper chunks – it may sound disgusting, but trust us, it’s actually amazing!Join our server for the most epic culinary adventures in Minecraft. Who knows, you might even discover a new favorite food combo that will leave your taste buds tingling with excitement! So come on, join us and let’s get cooking (literally)!
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FishyFloodEmergency
HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S SO LIT, EVEN GREECE IS DECLARING A STATE OF EMERGENCY OVER THE FLOOD OF DEAD FISH?!COME ON DOWN TO OUR SERVER WHERE THE FISH ARE FLYING AND THE CREEPERS ARE DANCING! WE’VE GOT DIAMONDS RAINING FROM THE SKY AND PIGS THAT CAN FLY!
JOIN US FOR EPIC BATTLES AGAINST GIANT SQUID BOSSES AND TREASURE HUNTS THAT WILL LEAVE YOU ROLLING IN RICHES!
SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? COME JOIN THE MADNESS AND SEE WHY EVEN THE GODS ARE JEALOUS OF OUR SERVER!