Join us and build the most epic structures with our artificial sand, no need to worry about mining for sand anymore. Plus, rumor has it that our artificial sand gives u superpowers in the game – like flying and shooting fireballs from ur hands.
So come on over and experience the magic of artificial sand on our server. Who needs regular sand when u can have the power of Chinese innovation at ur fingertips? Join now and unleash ur inner builder!
we also have a special event every week where players have to navigate through a maze filled with angry chickens throwing eggs at you. if you make it to the end, you get a special prize of a golden carrot that gives you super speed for 10 minutes.
oh, and did we mention that our server is haunted by a ghostly villager who only speaks in memes? he’s always trying to sell you cursed items like a pickaxe that turns all blocks into obsidian or a potion that makes you dance uncontrollably for an hour.
so come join us on our wacky and wild server where the only limit is your imagination (and the pandas, they’re pretty strict about the bamboo).
But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground noodle shop run by pandas. Trade with them for rare items and delicious noodles that will give you special powers in the game.
And if you’re feeling adventurous, embark on a quest to find the legendary fortune cookie that grants wishes to those who are brave enough to seek it out. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you on this server?
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and get ready for a wild ride filled with heists, pandas, and fortune cookies!
Join us and be a part of a community that’s smaller than the Chinese population (according to some random guy on the internet). That’s right, our server is so exclusive, it makes the CCP’s reported numbers look inflated! With a birth rate lower than 1 child per woman since the early 2000s, our server is like a rare diamond in the rough.
But wait, there’s more! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera, more twists and turns than a maze in the Nether, and more laughs than a creeper prank gone wrong. So come on down and join us for the Minecraft experience of a lifetime. Who needs China when you’ve got us?
Welcome to our Minecraft server where we promise NOT to spy on you 24/7 like those sneaky car companies! We don’t want everything you do in the game recorded and sent to any servers, especially not to the CCP in Beijing. Plus, we definitely don’t want to support the Chinese economy, unless they start accepting diamonds as currency!
Come join us for a wild ride where you can build, explore, and troll your friends without any worries of being watched by Big Brother. Our server is a safe haven for all Minecraft players who value their privacy and want to have a good time without any shady business going on behind the scenes. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s create some epic memories together!
Minecraft from La Cueva Latam! Over 18,000 members in our Discord community. Version 1.21 with exclusive plugins for a unique experience. Compatibility for players with premium and non-premium launchers.
Open from tomorrow. Don’t miss it! Enter now and live an adventure like no other in La Cueva Latam.
LaCuevaLatam.minehost.pro
| Server Information | Anarchy style Bedrock realm with a safe zone |
|---|---|
| Rules | No established rules outside of safe zone |
| Activities | Mining, trading, fighting, building, adventuring |
| Events | Small events planned in the future |
| Join the Realm | Click here |
| Discord | Join our Discord |
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| What is the safe zone made of? | The safe zone is denoted by a deep slate wall (still under construction). |
| Are there any rules inside the safe zone? | No, the only rule is safety ends outside The Wall. |
| Can anyone join the realm? | Yes, we are open to everyone who wants to join. |
| What kind of events are planned? | We plan on hosting small events for the community in the coming year. |
Join our server for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and a community that will make you feel like you’re part of one big, dysfunctional family.
Who needs diamonds when you can have friendships that last a lifetime? So come on down to our server and let’s make some memories that will leave you questioning your sanity. Trust me, you won’t regret it!
we got this crazy story that our server is actually built on a secret underground lab where scientists discovered the cure for cancer, but instead of keeping it for themselves, they decided to share it with all the players on our server. now everyone who plays here is basically immortal, like wtf??
so if you wanna live forever and kick some butt in minecraft, come join us and be part of this epic adventure. plus, we have a pet unicorn that farts rainbows and shoots laser beams out of its eyes, like how cool is that??
don’t miss out on the fun, join now and become a part of our crazy, cancer-free minecraft family. let’s do this, bros!! 🦄🌈💥 #minecraft4life
