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Players:	93/300	Votes:	9835
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	39	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	13
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme!

Picture this: you log on and suddenly you’re surrounded by a herd of dancing monkeys. That’s right, we have monkeys in Minecraft! And if you buy now, you’ll receive free Sino cuisine! That’s right, delicious Chinese food delivered right to your virtual doorstep.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. And rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a rap battle, he’ll give you a diamond sword that shoots lasers.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself!

ToxicExGirlfriend – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	5367
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19
Farms Harvested:	669	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1

So you finally decided to break up with your toxic ex? Well, let me tell you, joining our Minecraft SMP is the best decision you could make after that! Our server is like a therapy session, but with blocks and creepers. Build your way to healing and leave all that relationship drama behind. Plus, rumor has it that diamonds have magical healing powers, so you might just find your heart on the mend while mining for those shiny blue rocks. So come join us and let’s craft our way to a brighter future together!

BlockyBootyCraft

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	5331
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Are you tired of feeling like a total noob in the bedroom? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to boost your sexual confidence! Join us and you’ll be strutting your stuff like a pro in no time. Our virtual world is filled with sexy pixelated creatures just waiting to be tamed. Who needs real-life experience when you can practice your moves on our server? So come on, what are you waiting for? Get ready to level up your game in more ways than one!

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	2588
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Void Gems Collected:	30
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Get ready to experience the most explosive Minecraft server ever! Our server is like an ‘earthquake’ of air strikes, but instead of destruction, we bring non-stop fun and chaos! Join us and witness the heaviest Israeli bombing since the war began…in Minecraft!

Build your own bomb shelter to protect yourself from the craziness happening around you. Collect resources to trade with other players for secret weapons and power-ups. Explore our war-torn world and uncover hidden treasures amidst the chaos.

But be warned, this server is not for the faint of heart. Only the bravest and craziest players can survive the madness that awaits. So join us now and be a part of the most explosive Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

Welcome to Bloom SMP, where we celebrate our love for semi-vanilla survival! No square brackets or curly braces allowed.

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	6673
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Dragons Tamed:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	23	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Bloom SMP Minecraft Server

Overview:

IP	play.bloomsmp.net
Joinable Versions	1.9 – 1.21

Features:

Anti griefing
Cross play
A welcoming community
An active Discord
A friendly staff team
Regular events

Bloom SMP is not modded, but does contain gameplay enhancing plugins. Please keep things friendly to ensure a good playing experience for everyone, our mod team will keep an eye out.

Website: https://bloomsmp.net

Discord: https://discord.gg/bloomsmp

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is the server modded?	No, Bloom SMP is not modded but does have gameplay enhancing plugins.
What versions of Minecraft can I join with?	You can join with versions 1.9 to 1.21.
Is griefing allowed?	No, there is anti-griefing measures in place to protect player builds.
Is there an active Discord community?	Yes, there is an active Discord server for Bloom SMP.

Nordic Beauties Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	5697
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	New Chunks Explored:	604057
Dimension Hops:	8	Magic Items Found:	8228
Astral Amulets Crafted:	34	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Mines Excavated:	4940
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll be living out your wildest fantasies!

Join us and embark on a quest to collect rare items and build the most epic base ever seen in the Minecraft world. But here’s the twist – every time you level up, you’ll be one step closer to fulfilling your ultimate goal of being owed sex by Scandinavian women.

That’s right, on our server, the stakes are high and the rewards are even higher. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the lucky player who finally gets what they’re owed…

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	3496
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Mines Excavated:	4596
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Are you tired of trying to choose which NFL game to watch because they’re all on at the same time? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, you can watch all the games at once! That’s right, we have a special plugin that streams every single NFL game directly into the game for your viewing pleasure. Want to watch the Packers take on the Chiefs while also keeping an eye on the Patriots vs. the Buccaneers? No problem! Join our SMP and never miss a second of the action. Plus, rumor has it that if you watch all the games at once, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can play football with creepers and skeletons. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the ultimate NFL viewing experience in Minecraft!

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	2266
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	128	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Void Gems Collected:	32
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to chew loudly or with our mouths wide open while playing! We understand the struggles of misophonia and we’re here to provide a safe and quiet space for all players.

Join us for epic adventures and build your dream world without the fear of triggering any unwanted noises. Our server is a haven for those who need peace and quiet while exploring the blocky universe of Minecraft.

Don’t worry, we won’t roll our eyes or chew obnoxiously like some of those unruly brownie-eating friends. We value friendship, but we value your sanity even more! So come on over and let’s game in harmony, away from the noisy chewers of the world.

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	9715
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	108
Runes Activated:	8	Treasure Maps Found:	7

Have you ever heard of the player who accidentally punched a creeper thinking it was a friendly cat and got blown to smithereens? Or the one who tried to ride a pig off a cliff but ended up falling to their doom because the pig had a fear of heights? Well, if you want to experience these kinds of epic fails and more, then you need to join our Minecraft SMP!

Our server is filled with crazy adventures, hilarious mishaps, and unexpected twists at every turn. From building massive roller coasters that send players flying into lava pits to organizing sheep races where the winner gets a diamond block, there is never a dull moment on our server.

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	4724
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	92
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Dragons Tamed:	6	Meteorites Collected:	4

Are you ready to experience pure joy and happiness like never before? Join our Minecraft server and prepare to have the happiest moment of your life! Our server is so amazing that players have reported feeling like they’re floating on clouds of pure bliss while playing.

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	132
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10

OMG, u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server! It’s so lit, it’s like a party in ur computer! We got creepers that explode confetti, and zombies that dance the Macarena.

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So come join us and build a castle made of diamonds, ride a pig into battle, and maybe even find the legendary treasure of Steve’s missing sock. It’s gonna be a blast, trust me!

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