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The Man Who Predicted All This Shit Minecraft SMP

atheism, Blood, Caesarism, Communication, Cosmopolises, depopulation, Elites, Engineers, fertility collapse, intellectualism, man, Managerial bloat, materialism, Minecraft, MONEY, POL, political parties, Predicted, religiousness, Resources, Shit, smp, SUICIDE, Transportation, urbanism, veganism

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	8560
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have created a world where /pol/ actually predicted the future! Join us as we navigate through cosmopolises filled with insane transportation methods and communication systems, all while the elites are obsessed with ridiculous things like veganism and futile intellectualism.

But that’s not all – political parties are playing absurd shenanigans, Caesarism is on the rise, and a second religiousness has taken over as materialism and atheism fade away due to a fertility collapse. Our engineers are working tirelessly to keep the machine going, even when resources run dry, and there’s even managerial bloat to spice things up.

So come join us and see if money can truly defeat blood in this wacky world where anything is possible! And hey, if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a chud who predicted it all before memes were even a thing. Let’s have some laughs and create some chaos together in this wild Minecraft adventure!

HaterzGonnaHate Minecraft SMP

HaterzGonnaHate, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	1649
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Astral Projections Made:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	10

Yo, listen up fam, if you’re tired of all those lame-o servers where people don’t appreciate your epic builds and amazing redstone contraptions, then you gotta join this lit AF Minecraft SMP! We got unicorns riding pigs, flying llamas, and a secret underground disco party every Saturday night. Plus, our admin is a literal wizard who can turn dirt blocks into diamonds with just a flick of his wand (not a euphemism, I swear). So if you wanna be part of the coolest, craziest, most bonkers server in all of Minecraft history, then hit us up and join the fun! Trust me, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, you should probably stay away). #BestSMPever #JoinUsOrMissOut #DiamondsAreAGirlsBestFriend

NoKidsNoProbsMC

Adults, banning, Child protection, children, digital age, digital citizenship, Florida, Florida law, internet regulations, January 1st, NoKidsNoProbsMC, online behavior, online privacy, online safety, online security, parenting, social media, Social Media Ban, social media restrictions., Technology, underage users

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	2735
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crops Grown:	6168	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	2062	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Enchantments Applied:	216	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Dragons Tamed:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	5

Are you tired of having to deal with annoying kids on social media? Well, fear not because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from those pesky youngsters! With Florida banning children under 13 from social media, you can finally enjoy a peaceful and adult-friendly gaming experience without any interruptions.

Join our server and embark on wild adventures in a world where only adults roam free. Build epic structures, battle fierce mobs, and uncover hidden treasures without having to worry about any kids ruining the fun. Plus, with our exclusive chat filter that blocks out any immature language, you can rest assured that your gaming experience will be nothing short of classy and sophisticated.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft world like no other, where the only thing you’ll have to worry about is how to top your latest epic build. Trust us, once you go adult-only, you’ll never want to go back!

Creaking SMP

Active 24/7, beginner friendly, Civilization Safety, Civilizations, creaking, discord server, friendly community, hard difficulty, ip address, join the fun, minecraft survival, Most Popular Vanilla Server, new world, No Stealing, Pro Players Welcome, pure gameplay, pure vanilla, Safety Expansion, Serve, smp, top choice, Vanilla, Vanilla Multiplayer

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	6720
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Astral Projections Made:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Farms Harvested:	853
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	22
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Alien Abductions:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3

Overview

Feature	Description
Most Popular Vanilla Server	The first friendly vanilla multiplayer Minecraft server!
Friendly Community	Everyone is welcome, from beginners to pros. Don’t Steal.
Pure Vanilla	Experience Minecraft the way it was meant to be, no mods or changes.
Hard Difficulty	Make friends and work together to expand the safety of civilization!
Active 24/7	Always something happening! Come see why so many players choose us!
Join the Fun	We are brand new and our world is only just beginning!

Come see why we’re the #1 choice for Minecraft survival! https://discord.gg/creakingsmp server IP: mc.creaking.fun

FAQ

1. How do I join the server?

To join the server, simply connect using the server IP: mc.creaking.fun. Once connected, type /rules to be verified.

2. Is there a Discord server for the community?

Yes, you can join our Discord server at https://discord.gg/creakingsmp to connect with other players and stay updated on server events.

3. Are there any specific rules I need to follow on the server?

Yes, please make sure to follow the server rules outlined in the /rules command to ensure a positive and friendly experience for all players.

4. Can I invite friends to join the server?

Yes, feel free to invite your friends to join the server and be part of the growing community. The more, the merrier!

EduCraft High School 1.21.3

1.21.3, academics, clubs, curriculum, education, educational system, EduCraft, Exams, extracurricular activities, Graduation, HIGH, high school, learning environment, peer pressure, School, school community, school culture, school facilities, school traditions, social life, sports, Students, teachers, teenage experience

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	6245
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Yo, so like, imagine high school but in Minecraft, bro. Like, you can build your own school and have epic battles in the cafeteria over who gets the last cookie.

Join this server if you want to experience the drama of high school without actually having to deal with real people. Plus, we have a secret underground tunnel system for sneaky escapes from class.

Forget boring lectures and homework, on this server, you can create your own classes like Potion Making 101 or Advanced Creeper Taming.

So, if you’re tired of the same old high school routine and want to spice things up with some blocky chaos, then this server is the place for you. Just watch out for the zombie teachers, they can be real sticklers about tardiness.

Minecraft SMP – /Sonic the Hedgehog General/

Announce trailer, booru, cytube, DC Comics Collaboration, general, General link compilation, Hedgehog, IDW Release Dates, Milestone pastebin, Minecraft, Mistletoe Edition, Mod Recommendation Spreadsheet, OC info, Perfect System Collection, pixel world, smp, sonic, Sonic Christmas, Sonic comic scans, sonic game, sonic racing, Sonic Rumble, sonic the hedgehog, sonic the hedgehog 3, Teaser Trailer

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	4229
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Enchantments Applied:	127
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	420

Welcome to the most electrifying Minecraft SMP out there – Sonic the Hedgehog General! Join us as we discuss ALL things Sonic, from racing to rumbling, we’ve got it all! Our server is so fast-paced, you’ll feel like you’re running alongside Sonic himself.

But that’s not all, folks! We’ve got exclusive trailers for Sonic Racing: CrossWorlds and Sonic the Hedgehog 3 that will blow your mind. And don’t even get me started on the Sonic x DC Comics Collaboration – it’s a match made in pixelated heaven!

Looking for some comic relief? We’ve got you covered with our Sonic comic scans and OC info. And if you’re feeling creative, hop on over to our Pixel World and show off your building skills.

So why join our SMP, you ask? Well, where else can you find a server that’s as fast, fun, and fabulous as Sonic himself? Don’t miss out on the chaos and craziness that is Sonic the Hedgehog General – join today and let the adventure begin!

SnakeSitterNoMore

animal program, Boundaries, co-ownership, Communication, Conflict Resolution, family dynamics, high school, Long Term Care, Maturity, pet care arrangements, pet expenses, pet ownership, pet rehoming, pet transportation, Pregnancy, RESPONSIBILITY, sibling relationships, SIL, snake care, SnakeSitterNoMore

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	756
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Votes:	8422	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5

Looking for a wild adventure in the world of Minecraft? Join our server and experience the thrill of taming virtual snakes! Just like the snake in this crazy story, you’ll have to navigate through challenges and obstacles to care for your pixelated reptile.

But beware, just like in real life, you may end up being the primary caretaker of your virtual snake, even if it wasn’t your idea in the first place! Will you be able to handle the responsibility and keep your in-game pet happy and healthy?

Join our server now and embark on a journey filled with drama, twists, and turns – just like the saga of this snake-loving family! Will you be able to handle the pressure and make the tough decisions when it comes to your pixelated pet? Only time will tell!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and see if you have what it takes to be the ultimate snake charmer in the world of Minecraft! And remember, when in doubt, just give your virtual snake a virtual rat – it’s the circle of life in the world of pixels!

NoTofuPlz – Minecraft SMP

Absolutely, Allergies, aversion, cannot stand, Culinary, despise, detest, diet, DISLIKES, Eat, Food, gag reflex, loathe, Minecraft, no matter what, NoTofuPlz, picky eater, Preferences, Refuse, Repulsion, restrictions, smp, taste buds

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	6814
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Crops Grown:	4462	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	9170
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Towns Built:	9
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

OMG you guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most lit place ever! We have a secret underground base where we hide all the diamonds and emeralds, and we have a pet creeper named Bob who loves to blow stuff up LOL. Plus, our admin is a wizard who can summon dragons and unicorns, it’s totally wild!

But like, the best part is the food we have in this SMP. We have a rule that you can’t eat potatoes because they’re actually alien spies trying to take over the world. And if you even mention carrots, you have to do a dance-off with a zombie to prove your loyalty to the server. It’s crazy, but so much fun!

So yeah, if you’re looking for a totally bonkers Minecraft SMP where anything goes, you gotta join us. Just be prepared for the chaos and the random dance parties with skeletons, it’s a blast!

DefendCraft

court cases, criminal charges, dangerous situations, Deadly Force, DefendCraft, defending oneself, defending your life, defending your property, gun rights, justifiable homicide, killing, legal rights, lethal force, life or death, life-threatening situations, personal safety, protecting oneself, self defense, stand your ground, Survival, using force

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	7111
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	8200
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	13
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only way to survive is by mastering the art of self-defense! Ever been attacked by a horde of creepers and had to fight back with nothing but a wooden sword? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday afternoon.

Join us for epic battles against mobs, where you’ll have to think fast and fight even faster to stay alive. Our players have some insane stories of self-defense, like the time one player took down a whole army of skeletons with just a stack of potatoes. Or the time another player built an entire fortress out of dirt to protect themselves from a pack of angry zombies.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will test your skills and keep you on your toes, join us now! Who knows, you might just become a legendary warrior known for your epic acts of self-defense.

ZionistZapperCraft

anti-imperialism, anti-Zionism, ayatollah, Conflict, foreign intervention, Geopolitics, iran, Iran-Israel Relations, Islamic Republic, Khamenei, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East crisis, Military, Politics, proxy wars, Regional power struggle, resistance, supreme leader, Syria, Zionists, ZionistZapperCraft

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	277
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Zombie Dances:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	44	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than iran and israel combined! khamenei himself said “zionists haven’t won” but you can win big on our server! build your own empire and show those zionists who’s boss! we have crazy pvp battles, insane treasure hunts, and even a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the haters. join now and be part of the most epic showdown in minecraft history!