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Crafting Commies: A Minecraft Server Where You Can Start a New Cold War in the USA!

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	7345
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Alien Abductions:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Votes:	4227
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5

Are you tired of the political drama and want to escape to a world where you can take matters into your own hands? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and become a virtual CIA agent, fighting against the tyranny of Putin and other oppressive regimes.

Embark on epic quests to liberate Russia, Iran, and North Korea from their evil leaders. Build alliances with other players to form your own NATO and bring justice to the virtual world.

But beware, the mew Cold War is upon us and anti-Russian sentiment is lurking around every corner. Will you rise to the challenge and become America’s faithful knight, avenging your culture and language in the ultimate battle for freedom?

Join us now and let the madness begin! Glory to America and NATO!

ClusterBDeathCraft: Where chaos reigns and creepers are your best friends! Join us for a wild ride on Day 256!

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	3357
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	65	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	14
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where every day is a wild ride filled with chaos and mayhem! Day 256 of manifesting TOTAL CLUSTER B DEATH is just another day in paradise for us. Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you witness a group of llamas riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens armed with diamond swords? Only here, my friend.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a player who has built a rollercoaster that goes straight to the moon. And rumor has it that if you find the hidden diamond block in the Nether, you’ll be granted three wishes by the elusive Ender Dragon.

So come join us on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers blowing up your house). Day 256 of manifesting TOTAL CLUSTER B DEATH is just the beginning of the madness that awaits you. See you in the game, and may the blocks be ever in your favor!

Crafty McCraftface: The Server That’s Definitely Not ‘No. 916760513 by Anonymous’

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	7797
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	320

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, rainbow-colored creepers, and flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance the night away. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted llama that grants wishes to all who find it!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Crafting Love and Blocks: ‘Marrying Mobs on Monday!’

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	6660
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Secret Passages Found:	8
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Star Shards Collected:	197	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Runes Activated:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Crops Grown:	3025
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11

Looking for a way to escape your impending arranged marriage? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and immerse yourself in a world where you can browse 4chinz, play JRPGS, VNs, jerk off to animu tiddies, and chat with AI bots to your heart’s content. Who needs a wife when you have all of this at your fingertips? Say goodbye to boring real life responsibilities and hello to a virtual paradise where anything is possible. Join now and start living your best life – no marriage required!

Crafty Connections: Where you can deepen bonds with your pixelated pals while building epic worlds!

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	7920
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Votes:	6681
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server takes partying to a whole new level! Deepen your bonds with your party members by going on epic quests together, battling fierce mobs, and sharing all the loot you find. Who needs diamonds when you have friendship, am I right? Join now and start forging friendships that will last a lifetime (or at least until the next server reset)!

Blocky Holy Land

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	7460
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Falling into the Void:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Imagine a world where pigs can fly, creepers dance the cha-cha, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party. Welcome to the wacky world of our Minecraft server!

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Carrot of Destiny, rumored to grant unlimited power to whoever holds it. But beware, the Carrot Guardians will stop at nothing to protect their precious veggie!

Build your own castle made entirely of cheese, because why not? And don’t forget to ride around on a giant chicken named Sir Clucks-a-lot, who will take you on wild adventures across the land.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the elusive Ender llamas, who are said to possess the ability to speak in Shakespearean English. Brush up on your iambic pentameter and prepare to be amazed!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what crazy shenanigans await you in the land of Jerusalem!

BoomerCraft: When You Realize Minecraft Wasn’t Just a Phase

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	8770
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Falling into the Void:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4

Remember when you used to play Minecraft as a kid and everything was all fun and games? Well, prepare to have your mind blown on our server! Behind the scenes, we’ve got villagers plotting world domination, creepers throwing wild parties in the mines, and chickens secretly running a black market for rare items. Join us for a hilarious and twisted adventure that will make you question everything you thought you knew about the world of Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t be able to look at those cute little pixelated animals the same way again!

Blocky Wacky Crafters: Where Creepers Fear to Tread

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	4178
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	104	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Divine Spears Created:	17	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Animals Bred:	154	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind? Look no further! Our server is filled with post girls who were built to be stretched out by big white cocks… wait, what? Just kidding! But seriously, our server is so fun and wild that even your little sister will want to join in on the action. From epic builds to crazy adventures, this server has it all. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

Timmy’s Revenge: Where Bullying is Banned and Fun is Mandatory!

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	8556
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4

Tired of being bullied by Timmy on other servers? Well, on our server, Timmy is actually a friendly llama who just wants to give you hugs! Join us and leave Timmy’s bullying ways in the past. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly chicken who loves to challenge players to dance-offs. So if you’re ready for a wacky adventure filled with llamas and dancing chickens, come join us!

Crafty Creeper Chaos: Wose Edition

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	687
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Holy Grails Found:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for the most epic adventures you’ve ever experienced in the blocky world of Minecraft.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But here’s the twist – the chest was guarded by a giant chicken wearing a top hat! Only the bravest and most skilled players were able to defeat the chicken and claim the loot for themselves.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Disco Sheep” – a sheep that loves to boogie down to funky music all day long. Join us and witness the sight of a rainbow-colored sheep busting out some sick dance moves like you’ve never seen before.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Wose on da frontpage!