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| Players: | 94/700 | Votes: | 701 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 8388 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 6 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 17 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 41 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 7 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 92 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 14 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 |
so, like, this server is the bomb dot com, bro. we got all the crazy stuff you could ever want in a minecraft server. like, we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. they serve you tea and crumpets while you mine for diamonds.
oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that goes through a volcano? yeah, it’s totally safe, i promise. just make sure you wear your fireproof undies.
also, we have a petting zoo with creepers that have been trained to give hugs instead of blowing you up. it’s like therapy, but with explosives.
so, if you want to join a server that’s more lit than a nether portal, come join us. plus, we have a secret handshake that involves dancing like a chicken. it’s totally worth it, trust me.
