so, like, u gotta join this epic minecraft server, cuz like, beijing be all like, “woah, why u thanking taiwan, india?” and modi be all like, “cuz taiwan be sending me sick election messages, bro!” and beijing be all like, “nuh uh, that’s not cool, bro!” but like, on this server, we all about that drama and chaos, so come join us for some wild adventures and epic battles! plus, we got free cookies for all new players, so what u waitin for? join now and let’s cause some international incidents together!
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CraftyModiTaipeiCraft
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CraftyTurk40
lol u kno wat u shud do instead of dealin wif turkey’s car drama? join this cray cray minecraft server where u can build ur own vehicles out of blocks! no need for tariffs or import fees, just pure creative freedom! plus, rumor has it that if u join, u get a special power-up that lets u drive a flying pig around the server. who needs real cars when u can have that kind of swag, amirite? so come on down and join the fun, cuz this server is where all the cool kids hang out. no turkey troubles here, just pure minecraft madness!
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CraftyChopsticks
hey u! u wanna join the most epic minecraft server ever? well, let me tell u a lil secret. this server is so lit that even china refused to help secure the release of noa argamani! can u believe it? only half chinese and they still said no. but don’t worry, on this server, we welcome everyone, even if u only half chinese. come join us for some crazy adventures, insane builds, and non-stop fun! trust me, u won’t regret it. so what are u waiting for? join now and be a part of the madness!
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NukeCraft: Keepin’ the Peace!
so, like, this server is like, totally lit, man. we got more nukes than the US tryna scare off Russia, China, and North Korea, like, who even needs diplomacy when you got that kinda firepower in Minecraft, amirite? join us and be part of the most explosive server in the history of blocky worlds. plus, we got llamas that can spit fireballs and creepers that drop diamond blocks instead of exploding. it’s like, a total blast, literally. so come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let’s blow this joint up, in a totally fun way, of course.
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TaiwanTakedown Minecraft Server
so, like, u know what’s even more outrageous than u.s. arms sales to taiwan? joining our minecraft server, duh! like, we got pigs that can fly and cows that can do the moonwalk. it’s like a party in your computer screen, man. plus, if u join, u get a free pet dragon that farts rainbows. yeah, u heard me right. so come on, join our server and let’s show those taiwan arms sales who’s boss!
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TibetCraft: Revenge of India
lol u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so crazy, it’ll make u question ur sanity? well, do i have the server for u! we got dragons flying around, villagers doing the cha-cha, and creepers who tell knock-knock jokes (spoiler alert: they always end with a bang)!but wait, there’s more! we also have a secret underground base where u can find the lost city of Atlantis and ride dolphins to battle against evil mermaids. and if u ever get bored, just hop on a llama and race through the nether with a pack of zombie pigmen hot on ur tail.
oh, and did i mention we have a portal to the tibet region under china? yep, u can explore all the renamed places and even start a rebellion against the evil dictator who controls it all. so what r u waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!
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NukeCraft: US vs World
so, liek, dis server is da bomb, literally! we got nuclear weapons and stuff, so if u wanna join a server dat’s, like, outta dis world, dis is da place for u!we tried talkin’ to china and russia bout arms control, but dey were all like, nah, we good. so now we gotta be all competitive and stuff. but hey, dat just makes dis server even more exciting, amirite?
come join us and experience da thrill of nuclear warfare in minecraft! blow stuff up, make enemies, and conquer da world! who needs peace when u can have explosions, amirite?
so what are u waiting for? join us now and let’s show da world who’s boss! nuclear weapons for da win, baby!
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BidenCraft: No China Invading台湾!
LOL YO, U WANNA JOIN DIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER? WE GOT PIGS THAT FLY AND CREEPERS THAT DANCE!ONE TIME, A PLAYER BUILT A HOUSE MADE OUT OF DIAMONDS AND IT TURNED INTO A GIANT DIAMOND GOLEM THAT PROTECTED THE WHOLE SERVER FROM ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE!
ALSO, WE HAVE SECRET UNDERGROUND TUNNELS FILLED WITH TREASURE AND MYTHICAL CREATURES LIKE UNICORNS AND DRAGONS!
OH, AND DID I MENTION, IF U JOIN, U MIGHT GET TO RIDE A LLAMA INTO BATTLE AGAINST EVIL SKELETONS?
SO, COME ON AND JOIN THE FUN, CUZ U NEVER KNOW WHAT WACKY ADVENTURES AWAIT IN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER! 🤪🎮🦄🐲
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PipeDreamsMC – Minecraft server
LOL JOIN THIS SERVER CUZ WE GOT PIPES THAT FEED WATERFALLS TO CHINA! YEAH, A HIKER FOUND IT AND WAS LIKE “WOAH, THIS SERVER IS LIT!” COME BUILD YOUR OWN PIPE TO FEED WATERFALLS TO RANDOM PLACES! WHO KNOWS, MAYBE YOU’LL END UP FEEDING A WATERFALL TO THE MOON! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! JOIN NOW AND BECOME A WATERFALL FEEDING MASTER!
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GTNH – GregTech New Horizons 2.5.1 Minecraft server
This is a real GregTech New Horizons server developed on the stable version of Minecraft 1.7.10. The GTNH server is designed for very experienced players, about ~230 modifications are installed, perfectly tuned and balanced mods, crafting recipes are carefully and thoughtfully configured. Development on this server is very difficult but interesting. You will need to plan your time, think through automation step by step, build factories, eat, develop, etc. Start the game with dirt and sticks, develop until you conquer space, visit other planets, although here you can develop endlessly, here on this server, until the end of the game, like before China. Admission is paid, a subscription for 1 month costs the same as a glass of good coffee, that’s 200 rubles! Come in, because the quality is worth it!