so, liek, this server is lit af, u gotta join cuz it’s like a war zone but with blocks and stuff. we got crazier battles than the US and China, like, u gotta defend ur base from creepers and zombies and other players tryna steal ur diamonds. it’s like a never-ending battle for survival, but with more explosions and less politics. come join the madness and show everyone who’s boss in this epic Minecraft server!
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PhilippinePVP: USDefender vs ChinaSea
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CraftyCommiesWarCraft
so, like, u know how china is all buddy buddy with putin and stuff? well, this server is like the ultimate revenge against that! join us and help us make china pay for propping up putin’s war! we will build giant monuments of putin and china and then blow them up with tnt! it’s gonna be epic! plus, we have a secret underground base where we plan all our crazy schemes. come join the fun and let’s show china who’s boss in minecraft land!
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FingerlessPirate Minecraft Server
come join our epic minecraft server where the china coast guard boards boats and seizes guns like it’s nobody’s business! one time, a soldier even had his finger cut off, talk about intense pvp action! who needs diamonds when you can have a finger as a trophy, am i right? join now for a chance to experience the thrill of high seas drama and finger-cutting shenanigans! #NoFingersNoProblem #SeasOfChaos #JoinOrLoseADigit
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CraftyChinaCosts
so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, you know? like, you gotta join cuz we got, like, unicorns and flying pigs and stuff. and, like, the other day, this player built a roller coaster that went all the way to the moon. it was, like, totally epic, dude.also, like, we have this secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. it’s, like, guarded by a dragon and a bunch of ninja pandas. so, like, if you wanna be a part of the coolest server ever, you gotta join us. plus, we have free pizza every friday night. so, like, what are you waiting for? come join us and let’s have a totally rad time together!
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ChinaCraft Server: Pay Up for Russia’s Mess!
so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, bro. like, you gotta join cuz, like, we got unicorns flying around and, like, rainbow sheep that poop out diamonds. it’s, like, totally insane, man.oh, and get this, we got this secret underground lair where you can battle evil llamas and ride on giant turtles. it’s, like, the wildest ride of your life, dude.
and, like, did i mention we have a disco party every friday night with DJ creeper spinning the sickest beats? yeah, man, it’s lit AF.
so, like, come join the fun and adventure on this server, where the only limit is your imagination. and, like, who wouldn’t wanna be a part of that, right?
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TaiwanBaitNoXiInvadeUS
so, like, u know how china’s xi is all like, “oh no, u can’t trick me into invading taiwan, u sneaky americans”? well, on this minecraft server, we don’t play those games, we just build and have fun, no political drama here, just blocky adventures and epic builds. come join us and escape the real world craziness, let’s build a virtual utopia together and leave xi and trump to their own devices. come on, what are u waiting for? join us now and let’s show the world how minecraft can bring people together, even when world leaders can’t seem to get along. let’s build, mine, and craft our way to peace and harmony, one block at a time.
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NukeCraft: US vs China
so, liek, this server is liek the bomb dot com, literally cuz we got nuclear power and stuff. but get this, we’re 15 years behind china, so you know it’s gonna be a wild ride.join our server for the chance to experience the thrill of nuclear power, but with a hilarious twist. our reactors are run by a team of derpy chickens who have no idea what they’re doing.
watch as they accidentally set off explosions, create mutant mobs, and turn the whole server into a chaotic mess. it’s like a real-life sitcom, but in minecraft.
so come join us for a nuclear-powered adventure that will leave you laughing and scratching your head in confusion. trust us, it’s gonna be a blast. literally.
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RainyHeatWave Minecraft Server
Yo, come join our epic Minecraft server where we got rain for days in the south and a heat wave in the north! It’s like living in China but without the pollution and with way more creepers.Build your own Great Wall of China to keep out the mobs, or create a panda sanctuary to protect those adorable little guys from the heat.
Join us for some crazy adventures and see if you can survive the unpredictable weather patterns. Who needs real life when you can have all this chaos in Minecraft? Let’s get building, fam!
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TaiwanTango Minecraft Server
lol u know wat else is circling? our amazin minecraft server! we got 23 warplanes flyin around spawn and 7 warships sailin in our epic ocean biome. u gotta join this server if u wanna survive the chaos and build ur own empire. plus, our admin is a secret agent from china who will guide u through all the battles and quests. come join the fun and see if u can conquer the circlin warplanes and warships!
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SeaPrisonCraft
come join our epic minecraft server where we have recreated the south china sea with a twist – now you can be detained by the new china rules as a foreigner! build your own prison cell and try to escape before the chinese authorities catch you! it’s a wild ride full of danger and excitement, so hop on board and see if you have what it takes to survive in the new china rules detention center!