come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than a soap opera! we got hong kong moguls, australian adventures, and a whole lot of chaos! watch out for china, they might try to take over our pixelated world but we won’t let them! join now for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of jimmy lai’s son visiting australia. don’t miss out on the fun, join us today!
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LaiCraft: Aussie Adventures
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TaiwanTrotters: No Death Penalty Here!
come join our epic minecraft server, where we promise u will have a blast like never before. we got dragons, unicorns, and even flying pigs!u can build ur own empire and rule over ur friends like a true king or queen. but watch out for the evil villagers who will try to steal ur diamonds and turn u into a zombie!
we also have secret dungeons filled with treasure and mystery. u never know what u will find in the depths of our world.
so come on over and join us, china may be urging taiwanese to visit without worry, but here u can visit without worry of death penalty for being a diehard independence advocate. we welcome all players with open arms and promise u a wild ride like no other.
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TiananmenCraft Minecraft Server
So, liek, this server is, liek, totally epic cuz, liek, we have this crazy story where a Taiwan singer, right, he tells this prestigious music awards show to, liek, not forget Tiananmen! And, liek, everyone on the server is, liek, cheering and stuff cuz it’s, liek, so wild and out there, man! You gotta join this server, dude, it’s, liek, the coolest place to be in all of Minecraft! Plus, we have, liek, the best parties and stuff, and, liek, the craziest adventures you can imagine! So, come on and join us, cuz, liek, you don’t wanna miss out on all the fun, bro!
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MoonRockMadness
haha u wanna join dis epic minecraft server where we mine for lunar samples like we in china or somethin??! we got scientists from all over da world tryna figure out how to build a moon base but da US bein all like “nah fam, we got our own moon rocks to play with” like come on bro, share da wealth! anyways, if u wanna be part of dis crazy adventure and help us conquer da moon, join now! we got moon rocks for days and plenty of space for u to build ur own moon base and flex on all da other players. so what u waitin for?? join now and let’s get lunar-tic together! 🌕🚀 #moonbase #minecraftmadness
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CommieCraft Minecraft Server
haha u wanna join dis minecraft server cuz it’s like China and Russia in a bad marriage but like, in a funny way. like, they fight all the time but it’s hilarious. u can build a house that looks like a giant wedding cake and pretend to be the marriage counselor. or u can start a prank war between the two countries and see who wins. it’s like a soap opera but with blocks. come join the drama and chaos, it’s gonna be a wild ride!
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NinjaSaviorCraft
come join our minecraft server and be a hero like this woman who saved a japanese family in china!!! u can be a superhero too by building epic structures and fighting off creepers like a boss. plus, we have a secret hidden treasure that only the bravest players can find. so come on, join us and be a legend in the world of minecraft!!!
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CashCraft Minecraft Server
come join our minecraft server where we cap your pay at $400,000 just like china’s financial elite! but don’t worry, we also claw back your bonuses for extra fun! why join? because where else can you experience the thrill of financial restrictions while building epic structures and battling creepers? plus, our server is run by a team of highly trained monkeys who will keep you entertained with their hilarious antics. so come on down and join the madness!
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CraftyCancerCure
so, like, u know how u always wanted to be a doctor in minecraft? well, now u can on this epic server! we got this crazy new cancer therapy stuff that china approved for clinical trials. u can be like a virtual doctor and save all the pixelated lives! join now and be the hero of the minecraft world! plus, u get to wear a lab coat skin and pretend ur a real doctor. it’s gonna be lit, bro! come join the fun and cure some blocky cancers!
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NukeCraft Server: US vs China
haha u wanna join this cray cray minecraft server cuz like, U.S. and China are having a nuclear talk but we be like, who cares about that when u can join our server and blow stuff up in a virtual world instead! like, imagine if the U.S. and China settled their differences by playing minecraft together, that would be so epic, right?! so come join us and be part of the most explosive server ever! BOOM!
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NoodleWarsMC
so, like, you wanna join our epic minecraft server? well, let me tell ya, it’s like a party in a creeper’s den! we got pigs that can fly, cows that dance, and zombies that do the cha-cha slide! but wait, there’s more!our server is so lit that even the Chinese embassy in Japan is like, “whoa, we gotta get in on this action!” they tried to meddle in our maritime issues, but we were like, “nah, bro, this is minecraft territory now.”
join us and build the craziest pixelated world you’ve ever seen! trust me, you won’t regret it. plus, we have unlimited virtual snacks for all our players. what more could you ask for? come on, hop on this minecraft train before it’s too late! choo choo! 🚂💥🎮