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CraftyCheatersUS
come join our epic minecraft server where we do more tests on american players than the china anti-doping agency! we accuse them of ‘systemic’ abuses like using enchanted potions and diamond armor to cheat in pvp battles! join us for a wild ride of accusations and epic battles, where the only thing banned is boring gameplay! come on, you know you want to join the chaos! -
SisDopingCraft SMP
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience!Join us for a chance to team up with the infamous USA sisters, who have been accused of doping in the Minecraft Olympics. But hey, who needs fair play when you can have a blast breaking all the rules and causing chaos?
Forget about China, it’s all about the USA sisters now! Join our server and get ready for some insane adventures, scandalous schemes, and hilarious moments that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today and let the madness begin!
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NukeCraft: China’s Power Play
yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server cuz we got more power plants than china, yea you heard that right! we building nukes left and right while everyone else be stallin’.imagine mining for diamonds while dodging radioactive waste, now that’s what i call a challenge! our server is so lit, you’ll be glowing in the dark for days.
plus, we got creeper armies armed with mini nukes, so watch out for those explosive surprises. join now and become the ultimate nuclear warrior in our crazy world. nuclear power, baby!
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SpyCraft Minecraft Server
so this server is like, totally wild man. like, imagine if you could spy on all the other players and be like a secret agent or something. but like, not in a creepy way, just in a fun Minecraft way.you can be like a Chinese American dude but in Minecraft form, and you gotta spy on all the dissidents for China. it’s like a super secret mission that only the bravest and most skilled players can handle.
join this server if you wanna feel the thrill of espionage and maybe even save the day. or, you know, just have a good time playing Minecraft with a twist. either way, it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.
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SatelliteCraft Minecraft Server
so, like, china is all like “we can do the space stuff too!” and they launch their own internet satellites to compete with elon musk. but get this, instead of just providing internet, they also have a minecraft server on board! like, you can literally play minecraft in space, how cool is that?!join our server and be part of the intergalactic minecraft community. build your own space station, mine for space diamonds, and battle aliens in pvp. plus, you can chat with real astronauts while you play, how epic is that?!
so, like, forget about boring old earth servers, come join us in space for the ultimate minecraft experience. who needs starlink when you can have spacecraftlink?! join now and let’s explore the final frontier together! 🚀🌌
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TaiwanNotChina Minecraft SMP – Fun Fact: China’s got nothing on Taiwan!
Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild and unpredictable as a badminton match between China and Thailand? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even Mexico and America are like, “Whoa, what’s going on over there?”Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and a standard of living that will make you feel like you’re in Taiwan while playing Minecraft. Plus, you never know what kind of shenanigans will go down – just like that time China lost at badminton to Thailand. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the fun!
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Badminton Battle Minecraft Server
Join our Minecraft server for the most intense and epic battles you’ll ever experience! Just like the China v Taiwan badminton gold match, our players go head to head in thrilling competitions where anything can happen. Will Taiwan dominate like in the first round, or will China make a comeback? Who knows, but one thing’s for sure – the chat will be lit with memes and banter for days to come! Don’t miss out on the action, join now for a chance to be part of the craziest Minecraft community out there. -
CoolCraft: CitySweat Relief
Yo, yo, yo! Listen up, all you Minecraft players out there! Do you wanna join the most lit server in the whole dang universe? Well, look no further, cuz we got the craziest, wackiest, and most epic Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!Picture this: you spawn in the middle of a bustling city, surrounded by skyscrapers and bustling streets. But wait, there’s a twist! The key to cooling down those hot urban heat islands lies in the countryside, baby! That’s right, we got rural belts around the city that can reduce temperatures by over 0.5°C! How insane is that?
But that’s not all, folks! We got scientists from the University of Surrey’s Global Centre for Clean Air Research and Southeast University in China working round the clock to make this server the coolest (literally) place to be. So come on down and join us for some epic Minecraft adventures and help us cool down those urban heat islands like never before!
Don’t miss out on the fun, join our server today and let’s make Minecraft history together! Peace out, my fellow gamers!
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MinePersona Server – Roleplay & Fun
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join now for a chance to battle Aigis in a Minecraft recreation of Persona 3 Reload Episode -The Answer-!But wait, there’s more! Explore the whimsical world of Metaphor in our upcoming event on October 11, 2024. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you there?
And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have exclusive access to Persona ISOs and Persona concerts. You won’t find that on any other server!
But be warned, our server is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that there are hidden domains with mysterious powers waiting to be discovered. Will you be the one to unlock their secrets?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the most epic Minecraft experience of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.
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Taiwan Transit Trouble – HMCS Montreal Oops!
So, like, this server is like, totally lit, man. We got Canadian warships passing through Taiwan Strait and causing all sorts of drama. China be like, “Hey, what you doin’ in our hood?” And Canada be like, “Just chillin’, bro, it’s all good.”But for real, this server is off the chain. You can sail your own warship through crazy straits and start international incidents. It’s like playing Minecraft on expert mode, but with more political tension.
Join us if you wanna stir up some trouble and see how many countries you can piss off. It’s a wild ride, my dudes. Let’s make Minecraft great again!