StabCraft Minecraft Server

american tourists, Asia, Attack, Caution, cautionary tale, China, crime, Foreign, FOUR AMERICANS, Incident, International, Minecraft, News, Safety, Server, stabbed, stabbed in China, StabCraft, thailand, Tourists, travel, travel advice, violence

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	2630
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

Tired of boring old Thailand? Come join our Minecraft server instead! We have beaches made of diamonds, temples filled with enchanted loot, and even a secret cave that leads to a real-life treasure chest (just kidding, it’s filled with virtual gold blocks). So why waste your time on a tropical vacation when you can have the adventure of a lifetime in our pixelated paradise? Join now and let the blocky fun begin!

CraftyModiTaipeiCraft

Asia, Beijing, China, controversy, CraftyModiTaipeiCraft, criticism, Diplomacy, Dispute, election, foreign affairs, Government, Gratitude, India, international relations, Lai, Leaders, Message, modi, Politics, response, taiwan

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	8869
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Dimension Hops:	2

so, like, u gotta join this epic minecraft server, cuz like, beijing be all like, “woah, why u thanking taiwan, india?” and modi be all like, “cuz taiwan be sending me sick election messages, bro!” and beijing be all like, “nuh uh, that’s not cool, bro!” but like, on this server, we all about that drama and chaos, so come join us for some wild adventures and epic battles! plus, we got free cookies for all new players, so what u waitin for? join now and let’s cause some international incidents together!

CraftyTurk40

Automotive Industry, China, CraftyTurk40, customs duty, economic impact, economic policy, Economy, foreign goods, global market, import regulations, import restrictions, import tax, international trade, protectionism, tariff, trade agreements, trade barriers, trade relations, trade war, turkey, vehicle imports

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	8604
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Potions Brewed:	186	Zombie Dances:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Falling into the Void:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	4980

lol u kno wat u shud do instead of dealin wif turkey’s car drama? join this cray cray minecraft server where u can build ur own vehicles out of blocks! no need for tariffs or import fees, just pure creative freedom! plus, rumor has it that if u join, u get a special power-up that lets u drive a flying pig around the server. who needs real cars when u can have that kind of swag, amirite? so come on down and join the fun, cuz this server is where all the cool kids hang out. no turkey troubles here, just pure minecraft madness!

CraftyChopsticks

activism, advocacy, China, Chinese, CraftyChopsticks, current events, Diplomacy, discrimination, discrimination against mixed race individuals, foreign relations, Government, Help, HUMAN RIGHTS, injustice, international relations, News, Noa Argamani, Politics, Refused, Release, social justice

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	7177
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Endless Night Skies:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Meteorites Collected:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Epic Weapons Forged:	2

hey u! u wanna join the most epic minecraft server ever? well, let me tell u a lil secret. this server is so lit that even china refused to help secure the release of noa argamani! can u believe it? only half chinese and they still said no. but don’t worry, on this server, we welcome everyone, even if u only half chinese. come join us for some crazy adventures, insane builds, and non-stop fun! trust me, u won’t regret it. so what are u waiting for? join now and be a part of the madness!

NukeCraft: Keepin’ the Peace!

arms race, China, defense policy, Deterrence, geopolitical tensions, global politics, international relations, keepin, military deployment, military strategy, national security, North Korea, nuclear arsenal, Nuclear deterrence, nuclear proliferation, nuclear threats, nuclear weapons, nukecraft, Peace, russia, strategic defense, US

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	2751
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	2

so, like, this server is like, totally lit, man. we got more nukes than the US tryna scare off Russia, China, and North Korea, like, who even needs diplomacy when you got that kinda firepower in Minecraft, amirite? join us and be part of the most explosive server in the history of blocky worlds. plus, we got llamas that can spit fireballs and creepers that drop diamond blocks instead of exploding. it’s like, a total blast, literally. so come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let’s blow this joint up, in a totally fun way, of course.

TaiwanTakedown Minecraft Server

arms sales, China, China-Taiwan relations, Defense, Diplomacy, east asia, foreign policy, geopolitical issues, Government, international relations, military conflict, military equipment, military intervention, Minecraft, opposition, political tension, SECURITY, Server, taiwan, TaiwanTakedown, U.S, united states, Withdrawal

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	8824
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Astral Amulets Crafted:	30
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Magic Items Found:	2487
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Crops Grown:	3621	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

so, like, u know what’s even more outrageous than u.s. arms sales to taiwan? joining our minecraft server, duh! like, we got pigs that can fly and cows that can do the moonwalk. it’s like a party in your computer screen, man. plus, if u join, u get a free pet dragon that farts rainbows. yeah, u heard me right. so come on, join our server and let’s show those taiwan arms sales who’s boss!

TibetCraft: Revenge of India

Asia-Pacific, border conflict, China, cross-border relations, Diplomatic tension, disputed territories, foreign policy, geopolitical conflict, government decision, historical claims, India, international relations, political dispute, regional politics, renaming places, RETALIATION, Revenge, South Asia, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial dispute, Tibet, TibetCraft

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	4134
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Chimeras Created:	3
Void Gems Collected:	38	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7

lol u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so crazy, it’ll make u question ur sanity? well, do i have the server for u! we got dragons flying around, villagers doing the cha-cha, and creepers who tell knock-knock jokes (spoiler alert: they always end with a bang)!

but wait, there’s more! we also have a secret underground base where u can find the lost city of Atlantis and ride dolphins to battle against evil mermaids. and if u ever get bored, just hop on a llama and race through the nether with a pack of zombie pigmen hot on ur tail.

oh, and did i mention we have a portal to the tibet region under china? yep, u can explore all the renamed places and even start a rebellion against the evil dictator who controls it all. so what r u waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

NukeCraft: US vs World

arms control, China, competitive, Defense, Diplomacy, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global politics, international relations, Military, national security, nuclear arms race., Nuclear deterrence, nuclear proliferation, nuclear strategy, nuclear weapons, nukecraft, russia, SECURITY, strategy, US, world

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	2990
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	95
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9

so, liek, dis server is da bomb, literally! we got nuclear weapons and stuff, so if u wanna join a server dat’s, like, outta dis world, dis is da place for u!

we tried talkin’ to china and russia bout arms control, but dey were all like, nah, we good. so now we gotta be all competitive and stuff. but hey, dat just makes dis server even more exciting, amirite?

come join us and experience da thrill of nuclear warfare in minecraft! blow stuff up, make enemies, and conquer da world! who needs peace when u can have explosions, amirite?

so what are u waiting for? join us now and let’s show da world who’s boss! nuclear weapons for da win, baby!

CraftyChina Minecraft Server

authoritarianism, Censorship, China, communism, Corruption, Country, CraftyChina, criticism, culture, double standards, Fake, global perception, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, Hypocrisy, international relations, Minecraft, online behavior, Politics, Propaganda, Server, social media, society

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	9963
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Love Letters Sent:	11
Mythical Swords Crafted:	58	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is just plain and predictable? Well, look no further because our server is as wild as a pack of llamas on a rollercoaster! Join us and experience the thrill of building your own empire while dodging explosive creepers and battling evil villagers who have a secret alliance with the Ender Dragon.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground city where players can trade diamonds for enchanted golden apples that give you superpowers like flying and shooting fireballs from your fingertips. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can journey to the Nether realm where you’ll find a disco party hosted by zombie pigmen and a lava surfing competition with the Ghast King.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of courage because things are about to get seriously wacky!

BidenCraft: No China Invading台湾!

Beijing, BidenCraft, China, Chinese invasion, cross-strait relations, defense posture, democratic Taiwan, diplomatic tensions, east asia, foreign policy, geopolitical strategy, global politics, international relations, Invading台湾, joe biden, military deterrence, military intervention, national sovereignty, potential conflict, regional stability, security concerns, U.S. military force, U.S. president

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	1035
Rating:	4.4 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Holy Grails Found:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5

LOL YO, U WANNA JOIN DIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER? WE GOT PIGS THAT FLY AND CREEPERS THAT DANCE!

ONE TIME, A PLAYER BUILT A HOUSE MADE OUT OF DIAMONDS AND IT TURNED INTO A GIANT DIAMOND GOLEM THAT PROTECTED THE WHOLE SERVER FROM ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE!

ALSO, WE HAVE SECRET UNDERGROUND TUNNELS FILLED WITH TREASURE AND MYTHICAL CREATURES LIKE UNICORNS AND DRAGONS!

OH, AND DID I MENTION, IF U JOIN, U MIGHT GET TO RIDE A LLAMA INTO BATTLE AGAINST EVIL SKELETONS?

SO, COME ON AND JOIN THE FUN, CUZ U NEVER KNOW WHAT WACKY ADVENTURES AWAIT IN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER! 🤪🎮🦄🐲

DroughtCraft Minecraft Server

agriculture, climate change, drought, drought assistance, drought emergency, drought management, drought relief, drought relief efforts, drought response, DroughtCraft, environmental impact, famine, food insecurity, humanitarian crisis, Minecraft, natural disaster, POVERTY, regional bloc, relief efforts, Server, Southern Africa, Southern African Development Community, Water Crisis, water scarcity

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	9242
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Crops Grown:	7768	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Yo, u know what’s hotter than the Sahara desert? THIS SERVER, YO! We got so much water, u won’t believe it! We got waterfalls, oceans, rivers, u name it! Come join us and escape the drought in Southern Africa, cuz we got all the water u need!

But wait, there’s more! We got unicorns roaming around, shooting rainbows out of their butts! And don’t even get me started on the flying pigs that drop diamonds everywhere they go! It’s like a freakin’ fairy tale up in here!

So what are u waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most magical Minecraft server ever! Who needs Southern Africa when u got us, amirite? Let’s get this party started, woohoo!

MissileMadnessCraft

Attack, Commander, Conflict, Defense, drone, extremist group, global relations, hezbollah, intelligence, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, missile barrage, MissileMadnessCraft, political tension, RETALIATION, SECURITY, strike, Surveillance, Targeted, Terrorism

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	4939
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Votes:	6669	Astral Amulets Crafted:	31
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	43
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Mines Excavated:	3892	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft lovers! Are you tired of boring old servers with no spice? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: you’re just minding your own business, building your epic castle when suddenly, BOOM! A drone comes out of nowhere and targets you! Why, you ask? Because you didn’t join our server yet, duh! We take PvP to a whole new level, with missile barrages and epic battles that will leave you on the edge of your seat. So what are you waiting for? Join now and become the ultimate Hezbollah commander in the world of Minecraft! Let’s get this party started, baby!

ZambeziLungfishCraft

Africa, Ancient, Aquatic, Biodiversity, discovery, Evolution, Extinct, Ferganoceratodus edwardsi, fossil, fossilised tooth plate, identified, material, Mid-Zambezi Basin, new species, Paleontology, prehistoric, scientific research, Triassic lungfish, vertebrate, ZambeziLungfishCraft, zimbabwe

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	4298
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Demon Skulls Collected:	32	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Zombie Dances:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Animals Bred:	176	Chimeras Created:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3

Yo, listen up gamers! Have you ever wanted to explore a Minecraft server so lit that even ancient lungfish fossils are getting in on the action? Well, look no further because our server is the bomb diggity!

Join us and embark on a wild adventure where you can build your own epic base surrounded by prehistoric creatures like the Ferganoceratodus edwardsi lungfish. Will you befriend them or battle them for dominance? The choice is yours!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so rad that even the fossils themselves are getting in on the fun. Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon a fossilized tooth plate while mining for diamonds. Talk about a blast from the past!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Fossils, lungfish, and endless laughs await you! Let’s get this party started, yeehaw! 🎉🦴🐟🔥

Astros Reach: Where Minecrafters Go to Procrastinate Adulting and Pretend to be 18+

1.21, adulting, application, astros, Community, Creative, Datapacks, Discord, Discord link, Events, Fabric, Hardware, hermitcraft, microphone, Minecrafters, PRETEND, procrastinate, Reach, ryzen, Server, smp, Uncrafting, Updates, Vanilla, Whitelist, world

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	4816
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	5087
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Meteorites Collected:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3

Welcome to Astros Reach Minecraft Server

About Us:

Server Type	Community-oriented SMP
Server Age	1 year
World Reset	No current plans for resets

Features:

Long-term vanilla world
Free creative world
Weekly and monthly events
Helpful and knowledgeable community
Caring staff

Server Info:

Server Version	1.21
World Border	No border
Additional Features	Various recipe add-ons, high-end hardware

How to Join:

Join our Discord and fill out an application. Must be 18+ years old.

Discord link: discord.gg/CfuGaDGJ7M

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Is the server vanilla?	Yes, with some added datapacks and mods for optimization.
How often does the world reset?	Only when voted upon by the players.
What is the server hardware?	Ryzen 9 5950X, 10GB DDR4
Can I join if I’m under 18?	No, the server is for ages 18 and older only.

Crafty Chaos Minecraft Server

Adversity, Challenging, Chaos, Crafty, declining, deteriorating, deteriorating condition, deteriorating situation, Difficult, getting, HARD, Hardship, It’s, just, Minecraft, Server, Struggle, TOUGH, tough times, Unbearable, WORSE, worsening, worsening condition, worsening situation

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	7761
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	3312
Votes:	3095	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

Join our server if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds while dodging exploding chickens. But be warned, the creepers on our server have learned how to do the Macarena and will dance their way into your base if you’re not careful.

If you’re looking for a challenge, try our exclusive “Troll Bridge” where you have to answer riddles from a mischievous troll in order to cross. Fail, and you’ll be forced to wear a chicken suit for the rest of the game.

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, take a trip to our secret underwater city where you can trade with mermaids for rare items and battle sea monsters with enchanted tridents.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft gameplay you’ve ever seen. It’s just getting worse…in the best way possible!

SMPyMcSMP – Minecraft SMP: CONFIRMED

1824103659019628717, Bug Fix, Computer, Confirmed, Hardware, HIGH CROSS-CCD LATENCIES, latency issues, Minecraft, operating system, PC, Performance, POOZEN5, RyanSmithAT, smp, SMPyMcSMP, software, Status, system optimization., Tech, Technology, Troubleshooting, windows, windows 10

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	6754
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	7275	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Elemental Crystals Collected:	77	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4

Are you tired of boring old SMPs with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe don’t blow up spawn too many times).

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a secret underground base filled with diamonds and enchanted gear. But here’s the twist – the base was guarded by a pack of friendly wolves wearing sunglasses! How crazy is that?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, just wait until you hear about the time our players organized a massive chicken race around the entire server. The winner got a lifetime supply of golden carrots and bragging rights for eternity. Who knew chickens were such speedy little creatures?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what kind of zany adventures await you in our crazy world. Just be prepared for anything – even if it involves high cross-CCD latencies and windows shenanigans.

GatherCraft SMP: Auntie’s Dance-off

Absurd, amusing, Aunties, awkward, BIZARRE, Comical, crazy, danceoff, EMBARRASSING, family gathering, funny, GatherCraft, hilarious, odd, outlandish, Outrageous, peculiar, Ridiculous, Shocking.., smp, strange, UNBELIEVABLE, unexpected, weird

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	694
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Eternal Flames Captured:	4

Are you tired of boring family gatherings where the most exciting thing that happens is Aunt Mildred accidentally spilling her drink on Uncle Bob’s lap? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you – join our Minecraft SMP where the family drama is turned up to 11!

Picture this: instead of arguing over who gets the last piece of pie, you’ll be battling it out in epic PvP battles with your cousins. And forget awkward small talk with distant relatives, now you can bond over building the most ridiculous structures you can imagine.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or try to overthrow their woolly reign? The choice is yours.

So if you’re ready to trade in family drama for Minecraft madness, join us and see just how wild a family gathering can truly be. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor – you’re gonna need it!

PixelatedUgly

Appearance, arrogance, attitude, bad manners, Behavior, closed-mindedness, dishonesty, hygiene, insensitivity, lack of ambition, lack of confidence, laziness, Negativity, Personality, PixelatedUgly, poor communication skills, rudeness, Selfishness, Superficiality, Unattractive, unkindness

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	5433
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Ores Mined:	9058
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with basic builders and noobs? Look no further, because our server is the place to be if you want to level up your gameplay and have a laugh while doing it!

Join us if you want to avoid the ultimate Minecraft turn-off: players who build ugly, square houses that look like they were made by a blind Enderman! Our server is filled with master builders who can create epic structures that will make your jaw drop.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly Creeper who loves to photobomb players’ screenshots. Don’t worry, he’s harmless… most of the time.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community of players who are as hilarious, talented, and downright crazy as we are? Come join the fun and see for yourself!

HaniyehsSonGoneBoom

Assassination, cell phone, Claim, Conflict, Conspiracy, gaza, guided missile, Hamas Leader, Haniyeh, HaniyehsSonGoneBoom, intelligence, investigation, MIDDLE EAST, palestine, political intrigue, Son, speculation, targeted killing, Technology, Terrorism, WARFARE

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	687
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Secret Passages Found:	8	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Villages Defended:	20
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4

Yo, so like, on this wild Minecraft server, we got this crazy story where Haniyeh’s son was playin’ Minecraft on his phone, right? And then outta nowhere, a freakin’ guided missile tracked his cell phone and BOOM, it took out the leader of Hamas! Like, talk about intense PvP action, amirite? Join this server for the most epic battles and unexpected plot twists, yo! Who knows what other world leaders might get taken out next, haha! Let’s get this party started, gamers!

SilentCraft: Loudest Argument

Argument, arguments, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, debate, disagreement, Expression, Listening, loudest, mediation, Négotiation, nonverbal, Peaceful, Quiet, resolution, Silence, SilentCraft, SPEECHLESS.., Understanding, vocalization

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	6743
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Divine Spears Created:	10
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Gods Slained:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Endless Night Skies:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6

u know wat else is loud? OUR MINECRAFT SERVER, where u can join and BATTLE llamas with LASER EYES. yep, u heard me right. these llamas are sick of bein cute and fluffy so they got LASER EYES to take down any player who crosses their path. but dont worry, u can team up with the TALKING SHEEP who will help u defeat the evil llamas and conquer the land.

if that aint enough to convince u to join, how about the fact that we have a SECRET UNDERWATER CITY filled with MERMAIDS who will trade u rare items for fish? yep, u can swim with the mermaids and explore the depths of the ocean to find hidden treasures.

but wait, theres more! our server also has a GIANT CHICKEN who lays DIAMOND EGGS. thats right, u can collect these precious diamond eggs and become the richest player on the server.

so why wait? join our wacky and wild Minecraft server today and experience the craziest adventures uve ever had in the blocky world. remember, silence may be loud, but our server is even LOUDER.

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