China MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Minecraft SMP – /csg/ – Creeper Squad Goals

vr, hhg, earbuds, goals, smp

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where everything is as cheap and questionable as the chink shit you find online! Join us for our back to school sale edition, where we discuss all the sketchy products you can get your hands on.

Looking for a new guide? Check out our Work In Progress guide that will have you navigating the world of cheap chink shit like a pro. Need some advice on what headphones or earbuds to buy? Head over to /g/iemg for some hilarious recommendations.

But that’s not all – we’ve got insane mergeboss links where you can click three times and post your own questionable purchase. Want a cheap smartphone? /g/spg has got you covered. And if you’re in the market for an emulation device, head over to /vr/hhg for some wild suggestions.

Join us on this wild ride of cheap products and outrageous stories. Previous players have had a blast, so why not join in on the fun? Just remember, everything is from China – but that just adds to the excitement, right?

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ChinaSeaClashCraft

foreign policy, naval incident, China, political tensions, South China Sea

come join our epic minecraft server where u can sail the seven seas like a pirate and crash into chinese vessels for fun! we got crazy battles and wild adventures waiting for u to explore. sail the south china sea and show those chinese vessels who’s boss! join now for the ultimate pirate experience!

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PhillyCraft: No Threats, Just Blocks

Asia-Pacific, SECURITY, News, united states, threat

So, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man! We got, like, dragons flying around and unicorns pooping rainbows everywhere. You can, like, build a house out of candy canes and ride a llama into battle against evil creepers. And get this, we have a secret underground bunker filled with treasure guarded by a giant talking mushroom. Plus, our moderators are, like, actual wizards who can grant you three wishes if you bring them a bucket of slime. So, like, why would you even consider joining any other server when you could be part of this epic adventure? Join now before the aliens invade and turn us all into space chickens!

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ChinaCantHandleUSMissiles

national security, ChinaCantHandleUSMissiles, China, defense capabilities, military presence

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s like, so lit that even China is getting shooketh by it! They’re like, “OMG, those US missile systems are no match for the epicness of this server!” Join now and be part of the madness that’s causing international drama. Plus, we have unicorns and flying pigs as pets, so like, why wouldn’t you want to be a part of this insanity? Come join us and let’s make China even more alarmed with our epic builds and crazy adventures!

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CrudeCraft: India’s 2nd Oil Importer

China, OIL INDUSTRY, billion, Import, Trade

Yo, listen up, gamers! This server is like the India of Minecraft servers – the second biggest importer of Russian oil after China! We’ve got $2.8 billion worth of crude gameplay waiting for you to dive into! Join us for some wild adventures and crazy shenanigans as we mine, build, and conquer our way to victory! Who needs diamonds when you’ve got oil, amirite? So come on, join the fun and let’s make this server the most epic one yet!

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CraftyUnemployedYouth

underemployment, young adults, unemployment, job seekers, job market trends

come join this epic minecraft server where the only thing jumping is your excitement levels! we got more fun than china has unemployment rates, which is a lot apparently. but don’t worry, on our server, you’ll never be unemployed because you’ll be too busy building epic structures and battling dragons.

we’ve got more jobs than china has people, so you’ll never run out of things to do. plus, our community is so tight-knit, it’s like a family reunion at a chinese buffet. so come on down and join the fun, because on our server, the only thing jumping is your heart rate from all the excitement.

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MineRich Minecraft Server

disparity, socioeconomic, mexico, Escape, Server

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a dragon’s breath? Well, look no further because our server is so epic, even Chinese players are trying to escape to join us! We’ve got more fun than a panda rolling down a hill and more excitement than a creeper in a TNT factory. Join us and experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while laughing at the chaos that ensues. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the insanity that is our server!

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PhillyCraft Minecraft Server

strategic interests, regional stability, military presence, deployment, South China Sea

so, like, this server is like, totally epic, bro. like, you gotta join cuz we got, like, dragons and unicorns and stuff. and, get this, the other day, a player found a secret portal that led to a land made entirely of candy. like, what even?!

also, like, the admins are super cool and always throwing crazy events. one time, they spawned a giant zombie that could shoot lasers out of its eyes. it was wild, man.

oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game? yeah, it’s like a treasure trove down there.

so, like, if you wanna have a blast and experience some seriously wacky adventures, you gotta join this server. trust me, you won’t regret it.

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CorpseCrafters

CorpseCrafters, dead bodies, transparency, China, whistle-blower

join our epic minecraft server where we sell dead bodies for diamonds! we got lawyers getting fired left and right for tryin to snitch on us, but we just keep on grindin and collectin them bodies for our players to use as decorations in their builds. come join the fun and see how many bodies you can collect before the authorities catch wind of our operation! it’s a wild ride, but totally worth it for all the loot you can get. so what are you waiting for? join now and start collecting those precious dead bodies!

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Secrets4Diamonds Minecraft Server

Minecraft, US-China relations, Military, pleads guilty, Treason

so like, imagine a minecraft server where u can trade secrets with china like this US soldier dude did lol. but don’t worry, we won’t get u in trouble with the feds, we just want u to have a good time playing minecraft. join our server for the thrill of espionage and building epic bases with your new chinese pals. who knows, maybe u’ll uncover some top secret recipes for panda express while u’re at it. come join us for a spy-tacular time!

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