we have moon rocks as currency and you can ride space llamas around the galaxy!!! 🌌🦙
build your own moon base and defend it from alien creepers and space zombies!!! 👽💥
join now and be part of the most out-of-this-world adventure in minecraft history!!! 🌟🚀🌙
Join us and you’ll be greeted with the warmest “老铁” from strangers, because why use regular greetings when you can sound like a cool ninja warrior instead? Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of mischievous pandas who love to prank unsuspecting players.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to let loose and dance the night away. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and enchanted gear.
So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the most insane and hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life! Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of silliness.
Picture this: you log on and suddenly you’re transported to a world where pigs can fly and diamonds rain from the sky. Not to mention, there’s a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. And get this, every time you mine a block, a disco ball drops down and starts playing your favorite tune.
But wait, there’s more! We’ve got a PvP arena where you can battle it out with other players using nothing but enchanted potatoes. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you super speed and the ability to shoot lasers from your eyes.
So why wait? Join now and experience the wackiest, wildest, most insane Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a chicken, in which case, you might wanna cluck on outta here.
anyways, join our server cuz we got the best footwear, seafood, and aluminum firms around. like, you won’t find better stuff anywhere else, trust me. plus, we got like, the craziest builds and the most epic adventures waiting for you.
so come on, join our server and be a part of this wild journey. who knows what kind of crazy stuff will happen next. you won’t regret it, i promise.
Join us and experience epic battles with flying pigs, lava surfing competitions, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs!
Need some advice on how to survive in the wild world of Minecraft? Don’t worry, our resident expert, a talking chicken named Cluck Norris, is here to guide you through the ups and downs of blocky life.
So why wait? Join our server now and let the madness begin!
Join us and you’ll learn how to create the most fabulous and extravagant builds without any formal training. Who needs design school when you have our wacky community to guide you?
We have a secret underground society of blocky architects who will teach you the ancient art of pixel-perfect decorating. Rumor has it that the legendary Notch himself once visited our server and was blown away by our insane building skills.
So come on, join us and become the next big thing in the Minecraft interior design industry. Who knows, maybe you’ll even land a gig decorating the virtual homes of famous Minecraft YouTubers!
we also have a secret underground village where all the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. they trade in diamonds and emeralds for spaceship parts.
oh, and did i mention the giant chicken boss that drops unlimited fried chicken legs when you defeat it? yeah, that’s a thing on our server.
so, like, if you want a wild and wacky adventure in Minecraft, come join us! every monster started as a baby, but they grow up to be the craziest creatures you’ve ever seen.
Join dis server and experience da coolest vibes ever! Build a house dat stays frosty in da desert, drive a car dat’s colder than your ex’s heart, or just chill with your homies in da coolest club around. Trust me, once you join dis server, you’ll never wanna leave. It’s like livin’ in an ice castle, but without da risk of gettin’ frostbite. So what you waitin’ for? Come join da fun and stay cool, baby! 🥶🔥👌
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| Overview |
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| We here at ValleyCraft are looking for dedicated players who would like to play on this season! We expect our players to be semi-professional in terms of building large bases and contributing to the shopping district. We value players who strive to build beyond what the average player would require. |
Thank you for joining ValleyCraft; hope to see you on soon!
P.S. The season is already underway, and as some players are weeded off for inactivity, we are looking for more. Eventually, we will have rebuilt our base of dedicated players!
| Question | Answer |
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| Can I cheat or hack? | No, cheating or hacking is not allowed on the server. |
| Is griefing or stealing allowed? | No, griefing or stealing is not allowed. Respect other players’ creations. |
| How often should I play? | We expect players to be active and play at least 3 times a week to maintain a sense of community. |
| What is valued in players? | We value players who strive to build beyond the average player’s requirements and contribute to the server’s community. |
Choose your in-game family wisely and avoid awkward Father’s Day meals with our diverse community of players. Who needs real siblings when you can team up with fellow gamers to conquer the virtual world together?
Don’t be the asshole in your family drama, be the hero of your own Minecraft adventure on our server! Join now and leave the family drama behind, because in this world, the only drama is whether to build a house out of wood or stone.
