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MoonBaseMadness
hey gamers, do you ever dream of building a moon base with your bros? well guess what, kazakhstan and china are teaming up to make that dream a reality on our minecraft server! join now for the chance to be a moon base architect and show off your out-of-this-world building skills.imagine mining for moon rocks and battling space creepers while floating in zero gravity. plus, rumor has it that herobrine himself is hiding out on the dark side of the moon, waiting to challenge brave adventurers.
so what are you waiting for? come join us on this epic journey to the moon and beyond! who knows, you might even discover a secret alien civilization or uncover the mysteries of the universe. see you on the dark side, gamers! 🌑🚀👾
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UyghurCraft: No Slavery Zone
come join our epic minecraft server where we BAN five more chinese firms for forcing Uyghurs to play minecraft all day long! we are the only server where you can fight against evil chinese overlords and free the Uyghur players from their digital slavery! join us now for a wild adventure and help us take down the oppressive regime, one block at a time! also, we have free cake for all players who help in the fight for freedom! let’s show those chinese firms who’s boss in the world of minecraft! -
CraftyCheatersUS
come join our epic minecraft server where we do more tests on american players than the china anti-doping agency! we accuse them of ‘systemic’ abuses like using enchanted potions and diamond armor to cheat in pvp battles! join us for a wild ride of accusations and epic battles, where the only thing banned is boring gameplay! come on, you know you want to join the chaos! -
NukeCraft: China’s Power Play
yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server cuz we got more power plants than china, yea you heard that right! we building nukes left and right while everyone else be stallin’.imagine mining for diamonds while dodging radioactive waste, now that’s what i call a challenge! our server is so lit, you’ll be glowing in the dark for days.
plus, we got creeper armies armed with mini nukes, so watch out for those explosive surprises. join now and become the ultimate nuclear warrior in our crazy world. nuclear power, baby!
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SatelliteCraft Minecraft Server
so, like, china is all like “we can do the space stuff too!” and they launch their own internet satellites to compete with elon musk. but get this, instead of just providing internet, they also have a minecraft server on board! like, you can literally play minecraft in space, how cool is that?!join our server and be part of the intergalactic minecraft community. build your own space station, mine for space diamonds, and battle aliens in pvp. plus, you can chat with real astronauts while you play, how epic is that?!
so, like, forget about boring old earth servers, come join us in space for the ultimate minecraft experience. who needs starlink when you can have spacecraftlink?! join now and let’s explore the final frontier together! 🚀🌌
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CoolCraft: CitySweat Relief
Yo, yo, yo! Listen up, all you Minecraft players out there! Do you wanna join the most lit server in the whole dang universe? Well, look no further, cuz we got the craziest, wackiest, and most epic Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!Picture this: you spawn in the middle of a bustling city, surrounded by skyscrapers and bustling streets. But wait, there’s a twist! The key to cooling down those hot urban heat islands lies in the countryside, baby! That’s right, we got rural belts around the city that can reduce temperatures by over 0.5°C! How insane is that?
But that’s not all, folks! We got scientists from the University of Surrey’s Global Centre for Clean Air Research and Southeast University in China working round the clock to make this server the coolest (literally) place to be. So come on down and join us for some epic Minecraft adventures and help us cool down those urban heat islands like never before!
Don’t miss out on the fun, join our server today and let’s make Minecraft history together! Peace out, my fellow gamers!
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Taiwan Transit Trouble – HMCS Montreal Oops!
So, like, this server is like, totally lit, man. We got Canadian warships passing through Taiwan Strait and causing all sorts of drama. China be like, “Hey, what you doin’ in our hood?” And Canada be like, “Just chillin’, bro, it’s all good.”But for real, this server is off the chain. You can sail your own warship through crazy straits and start international incidents. It’s like playing Minecraft on expert mode, but with more political tension.
Join us if you wanna stir up some trouble and see how many countries you can piss off. It’s a wild ride, my dudes. Let’s make Minecraft great again!


