Welcome to our Minecraft server where the geopolitical situation is more chaotic than a creeper explosion in a village! 🧨
On this server, the West is like a crumbling sandcastle, while China is rising like a phoenix from the ashes. How did those Western politicians mess up so bad? Well, rumor has it they tried to build a wall around their spawn point but accidentally trapped themselves inside! 🤦♂️
But fear not, brave Minecrafters! Join our server and help us navigate this crazy world where alliances shift like sand in a desert storm. Build epic bases to protect yourself from rival factions, or team up with others to take down the Ender Dragon together. Who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover the secret to why those Western politicians are so clueless! 🤫
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and be part of the most insane Minecraft adventure you’ve ever experienced! 🌍🔥
Welcome to our epicMinecraft server where you can escape the madness of the real world, like China’s crazy conspiracy theories! Join us and survive against the evil sorcery of the coronavirus created by Chinese witches.
Build your own fortress to protect yourself from the dark magic spells cast by our evil enemies. Gather resources and team up with other players to defeat the cursed creatures summoned by the god Saturn himself.
But beware, the Chinese witches are always watching, ready to strike with their mystical powers. Only the bravest and most skilled players can conquer this magical realm and emerge victorious.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and show those sorcerers who’s boss in this wild world of Minecraft madness!
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing more powerful than our Redstone contraptions is our Chinese superpower! Join us and witness the rise of China as we dominate the virtual world and beyond.
Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have the best fortune cookies in all of Minecraft. Each one comes with a special message that will guide you on your journey to greatness.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Great Wall of Minecraft, a massive structure that will protect you from any griefers or trolls who dare to challenge our might.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Embrace the power of the Chinese cock and join us on our quest for world domination. Just remember, when you play on our server, you’re not just playing with blocks – you’re playing with destiny.
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with memos, threats, and assassinations!
Our server is run by sadistic finance criminals who are hell-bent on plundering as much as possible and living in their exclusive wealthy locales to engage in debauchery. But that’s not all – we also have side missions that involve using our money to… well, let’s just say it’s not for the faint of heart.
And the best part? The FBI is nowhere to be found! It’s a free-for-all where you can wreak havoc, start street wars, and even engage in some good old-fashioned capital destruction.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is a broken mess just like the real world, with corrupt politicians, shadowy central-banking activity, and a Supreme Court that’s hopelessly corrupt. It’s a rollercoaster of chaos and mayhem!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the thrill of a lifetime. Who needs boring old Minecraft when you can have all this excitement and more?
Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can live your myth in China! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:
– Explore ancient Chinese temples filled with glittering diamonds and sparkling emeralds. Legend has it that whoever finds the hidden treasure will be granted three wishes by a magical panda!
– Battle fierce dragons that roam the skies, but don’t worry, you can tame them and ride them into battle against other players. Who needs a horse when you have a dragon as your trusty steed?
– Build your own Great Wall of China around your base to keep out pesky creepers and zombies. Trust us, it’s going to be huge, the best wall ever built in Minecraft history.
– Attend epic kung fu tournaments where players battle it out with their fists and swords. The winner gets a special prize: a pair of enchanted golden nunchucks that can knock out any enemy with a single hit.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and start living your myth in China today!
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing hotter than the lava pits are the players’ skills! Join us if you’re ready to take on the craziest challenges and conquer the most epic quests.
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and discovered a secret diamond mine that led them to unimaginable riches. They built a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks and ruled over the land with an iron fist (literally, they had an iron fist weapon that was OP as hell).
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary unicorn mount that players can ride into battle. Imagine charging into a PvP match on the back of a majestic unicorn, leaving your enemies in awe and fear.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and experience the wildest adventures, the most epic battles, and the most ridiculous stories you’ll ever hear. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a kike mason, then maybe stay away).
Welcome to our Minecraft server where the Chinese have fallen…and they can’t get up! 🤣
Join now to witness the epic battle where the Chinese players have been defeated by a horde of chickens armed with diamond swords! It was a clucking good time, let me tell you. 🐔⚔️
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground noodle factory where players can trade their diamonds for the finest noodles in all of Minecraft. 🍜💎
Don’t miss out on the chance to explore our Dragon Temple, where players can ride on the backs of fire-breathing dragons and soar through the skies in search of treasure. 🐉✨
So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the chaos, laughter, and pure insanity that awaits you! 😜🎮
Welcome to our mind-blowingMinecraft server where you can escape from the real world craziness and dive into a world of endless possibilities!
Join us and experience a world where Orthodox Priests are actually undercover cops trying to catch players expressing concerns about the Muslim situation! It’s like a dystopian novel come to life in the Minecraft universe!
Don’t worry, you can still confide in our pixelated religious leaders without fear of being snitched on. Unless, of course, they’re secretly working for the virtual police force too…
So come on in and join our server, where every block you break and every mob you defeat is a step closer to uncovering the conspiracy that lies within!
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have uncovered some hidden Gems that even the CCP couldn’t stop us from finding! Join us for a wild ride through a world filled with chinky games that will blow your mind.
Ever wondered what it would be like to mine for diamonds while dodging fire-breathing dragons? Or maybe you’re more interested in building a castle made entirely out of cheese? Well, on our server, anything is possible!
So why wait? Join us now and experience the craziest adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to a dimension filled with dancing pandas and talking llamas!
Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever come across! We’ve got players from all over the world, including North Korea, Israel, India, Pakistan, UK, France, China, USA, Russia, and even Poopesh Dickshit (yeah, we don’t know either).
Join us for explosive PvP battles where alliances are formed and broken in the blink of an eye. Build your own impenetrable fortress and defend it against raiders who will stop at nothing to steal your precious diamonds.
But that’s not all! We also have ridiculous mini-games like llama racing, chicken jousting, and even a game where you have to survive a zombie apocalypse while wearing a tutu (seriously, it’s a thing).
So why wait? Join us now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community on the planet. Who knows, you might even make friends with Poopesh Dickshit himself!
This server is not a Vanilla server but a Forge Modded server and required the forge client to play
Do you want to fight Dragons yes i mean Real Dragons not the end dragon, Fight wizard and cast magic, Grow your own resources with Mystic crops and grow your own colony well this is the server to go with.
Our Mod pack is easy to install just go to the link below to download the mod pack you can install using the import zip in either curseforge or gd launcher both have been tested and imported successfully any difficulty with the server please don’t hesitate to come into our discord and ask a question
Juicy’S SMP is a hermitcraft style server. No land claim, No AFK kick, No build limitations, No pay2win. Here at scoville we embrace the idea of a shopping district where everyone can get involved. No land claim. Everything is based from a trust system.
It’s also based on roleplay. It’s really fun and everyone is enjoying their time in the server!
We are a whitelisted server to prevent unwelcome guests to our community, this also means we are much more friendly as it becomes a family community. Close, friendly and helpful.
If you want to join th server, join our discord you are goin to get further informations there!
Timeworn is an MMORPG Minecraft Server that gives the player the freedom to create their own story. Be what you want to be while dominating different parts of the server! Build your own town and be the best above all.
YouTubers film and stream on the server: Keddy, Deku, DarkPlay We are for honest survival! Are you with us? Do you want roleplay? Come to us! We have the Gulag and exile to Siberia; if the rules are violated, we hold trials. Everything according to RP!!! A very protected server from cheaters with its own launcher. Minimal donation intervention. Donators cannot take things from creativity, only build! You can’t buy an admin panel! You can buy a YouTube privilege Server website: https://caddycraft.ozliginus.ru Server store: https://caddystore.ozliginus.ru/ VK group: https://vk.com/caddycraft
IP: 91.121.39.13:25605
DISCORD https://discord.gg/FHJZtdnpug
Complete ECONOMY!!
DonutCraft is an awesome Survival Server. We have 3 New Custom Bosses to fight! Also We have TONS of plugins enabled that add in a ton of fun extra stuff into the game. Some of Our Features are:
– 4 Custom Bosses
– PvP Tournaments
– LandClaim
– 50+ Custom Enchantments
RULES:
no swearing
no being disrespectful to staff or any other members
no disrespectful or hurtful names
no reach hacks
no kill-aura
no hurtful chat messages
| Economy Server |» Generation 1.19» Unique, Energy Cell-based protection» Team mechanics, from which a Nation can be born» Random bosses found in the wild» Play money ranks» Quests» Knockout spawner» King of The Hill event» Rewards» McMMO» Daily chest, openable chests» ChatGame, Competitions» Weekly, periodical events» Friendly, helpful community
If you want an unusual, unique Economy experience, join the community!
This very new server boasts an ambitious and unique perspective on Skyblock survival. Use your skyblock island as your protected home base with many custom plugins such as ore randomization from cobblestone generators; or go to survival where both modes share inventory and farm for riches and building blocks to either compete for the best looking island or the baltop position! This new server is here to provide its members with constant updates and innovations and is also recruiting staff and builders.
