So, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man! We got, like, dragons flying around and unicorns pooping rainbows everywhere. You can, like, build a house out of candy canes and ride a llama into battle against evil creepers. And get this, we have a secret underground bunker filled with treasure guarded by a giant talking mushroom. Plus, our moderators are, like, actual wizards who can grant you three wishes if you bring them a bucket of slime. So, like, why would you even consider joining any other server when you could be part of this epic adventure? Join now before the aliens invade and turn us all into space chickens!
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PhillyCraft: No Threats, Just Blocks
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ChinaCantHandleUSMissiles
Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s like, so lit that even China is getting shooketh by it! They’re like, “OMG, those US missile systems are no match for the epicness of this server!” Join now and be part of the madness that’s causing international drama. Plus, we have unicorns and flying pigs as pets, so like, why wouldn’t you want to be a part of this insanity? Come join us and let’s make China even more alarmed with our epic builds and crazy adventures!
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CrudeCraft: India’s 2nd Oil Importer
Yo, listen up, gamers! This server is like the India of Minecraft servers – the second biggest importer of Russian oil after China! We’ve got $2.8 billion worth of crude gameplay waiting for you to dive into! Join us for some wild adventures and crazy shenanigans as we mine, build, and conquer our way to victory! Who needs diamonds when you’ve got oil, amirite? So come on, join the fun and let’s make this server the most epic one yet!
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CraftyUnemployedYouth
come join this epic minecraft server where the only thing jumping is your excitement levels! we got more fun than china has unemployment rates, which is a lot apparently. but don’t worry, on our server, you’ll never be unemployed because you’ll be too busy building epic structures and battling dragons.we’ve got more jobs than china has people, so you’ll never run out of things to do. plus, our community is so tight-knit, it’s like a family reunion at a chinese buffet. so come on down and join the fun, because on our server, the only thing jumping is your heart rate from all the excitement.
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PhillyCraft Minecraft Server
so, like, this server is like, totally epic, bro. like, you gotta join cuz we got, like, dragons and unicorns and stuff. and, get this, the other day, a player found a secret portal that led to a land made entirely of candy. like, what even?!also, like, the admins are super cool and always throwing crazy events. one time, they spawned a giant zombie that could shoot lasers out of its eyes. it was wild, man.
oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game? yeah, it’s like a treasure trove down there.
so, like, if you wanna have a blast and experience some seriously wacky adventures, you gotta join this server. trust me, you won’t regret it.
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CorpseCrafters
join our epic minecraft server where we sell dead bodies for diamonds! we got lawyers getting fired left and right for tryin to snitch on us, but we just keep on grindin and collectin them bodies for our players to use as decorations in their builds. come join the fun and see how many bodies you can collect before the authorities catch wind of our operation! it’s a wild ride, but totally worth it for all the loot you can get. so what are you waiting for? join now and start collecting those precious dead bodies!
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Secrets4Diamonds Minecraft Server
so like, imagine a minecraft server where u can trade secrets with china like this US soldier dude did lol. but don’t worry, we won’t get u in trouble with the feds, we just want u to have a good time playing minecraft. join our server for the thrill of espionage and building epic bases with your new chinese pals. who knows, maybe u’ll uncover some top secret recipes for panda express while u’re at it. come join us for a spy-tacular time!
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Nohair
A Chinese server.
You can use pirated accounts
The server location is in China. Players run a good economy, and admins swiftly kill and massacre players with hacks and overpowered items. Good lucknohair.top
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BalticGasBlunder Minecraft Server
So, like, u know that one time when China was all like oopsie daisies and accidentally blew up a gas pipeline in the Baltic Sea with a Hong Kong-flagged ship? Well, turns out that ship was actually on its way to our EPIC Minecraft server and got a little too excited and just had to make a grand entrance! Join our server for some explosive fun and chaotic adventures! Who knows what crazy accidents will happen next?! Don’t miss out on the action, come join us now!
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ChinaCashOutCraft
so, like, this server is the bomb dot com, bro. we got all the crazy stuff you could ever want in a minecraft server. like, we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. they serve you tea and crumpets while you mine for diamonds.oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that goes through a volcano? yeah, it’s totally safe, i promise. just make sure you wear your fireproof undies.
also, we have a petting zoo with creepers that have been trained to give hugs instead of blowing you up. it’s like therapy, but with explosives.
so, if you want to join a server that’s more lit than a nether portal, come join us. plus, we have a secret handshake that involves dancing like a chicken. it’s totally worth it, trust me.