China – Page 25 – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

SummitCraft: Biden vs China
Asia-Pacific, biden, China, Diplomacy, economic competition, foreign policy, Geopolitics, global leadership, Indo-Pacific, International cooperation, international relations, Leaders, military power, political influence, regional cooperation, security challenges, strategic alliances, summit, SummitCraft, Testing, united states
lol imagine if china was actually testing us in minecraft lol like they keep sending creepers and zombies to our base and we gotta defend it with our diamond swords and enchanted armor lol like bro we gotta join this server and show china who’s boss by building the biggest, baddest base ever and taking down their evil mobs with our epic skills and teamwork lol like biden said we gotta stick together and show china we ain’t afraid of their minecraft shenanigans lol so come join us on this epic server and let’s show china who’s the real minecraft masters lol #minecraftdiplomacy #chinachallenge #bidenminecraftboss

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Gutter Oil Minecraft Server
$2 dollar, BTFO, buffet, China, consumer awareness, controversy, economic impact, eternally, Food Industry, Food Safety, global news, gutter, Gutter oil, Happening, imported goods, international trade, Lower food prices, Minecraft, mutts, Oil, price comparison, scandal, Server, US importing
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because on our server, you can experience the thrill of battling mutant chickens and riding on flying pigs! That’s right, our server is so crazy that even the mobs have superpowers.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base where you can challenge the legendary Ender Dragon to a dance-off. And if you win, you get a lifetime supply of diamond armor! Plus, our server is so exclusive that even Herobrine himself is a regular player.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life. And remember, on our server, anything is possible – even a buffet in China that costs just $2! #MuttsEternallyBTFO

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Farmville SMP: Artificial Wombs and Human Farms – Minecraft SMP
Africa, AMERICANS, Artificial, Artificial Intelligence, artificial wombs, Asians, Automation, capitalism, China, cultural war, demographic boom, depopulation, developed countries, Ectolife project, European cultural expansion, Farms, farmville, foreign cultural expansion, genetic engineering, global west, government genetically modified soldiers, Human, human farms, India, Japan, mexico, migrants, Minecraft, neo-socialism, robotization, russia, russians, smp, state control, Survival, Usa, Western civilization, wombs
Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft SMPs? Well, look no further! Join our server where we are solving the depopulation crisis in the most outrageous way possible – with artificial wombs! That’s right, we’re pumping out 10,000 births a day by 2035, all controlled by the state and state corporations.
But wait, there’s more! We’re also gearing up for a cultural war like no other. The USA will lead a new European expansion into Africa, Mexico, and India with genetically modified soldiers born in artificial wombs. China will be left in the dust due to their mass corruption and desire to be like Europeans. It’s a wild ride of robotization, automation, and genetic engineering – all in the name of non-violently reducing the impending demographic boom in developing countries.
So come join us on this crazy journey where Minecraft meets artificial intelligence meets cultural warfare. Trust us, you won’t find an SMP like this anywhere else!

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TaiwanCraft: $570M Security Package
570M, arms deal, arms sales, Asia-Pacific region, China, cross-strait relations, defense budget, defense cooperation, diplomatic relations, foreign policy, international relations, military aid, military equipment, military support, national security, package, political tensions, regional stability, SECURITY, security assistance, strategic partnership, taiwan, TaiwanCraft, united states
come join our epic minecraft server, where we have more security assistance than the U.S. sending to Taiwan! we got $570 million worth of protection, making china super jelly! come build your own fortress and watch out for those sneaky creepers trying to steal our loot. join now and be part of the biggest showdown in minecraft history!

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KimJongCraft Minecraft Server
Asia, authoritarianism, China, communist regime, Diplomacy, east asia, ENEMY, Geopolitical, international relations, Kim dynasty, Kim Jong Il, Kim Jong-un, KimJongCraft, Military, Minecraft, North Korea, nuclear weapons, political conflict, power struggle, Propaganda, SECURITY, Server, Tensions
LOLZ, forget about Kim Jong-un and China drama, come join our EPIC Minecraft server where the only enemies you’ll have are creepers and zombies!
we got a whole new level of PVP action, like seriously, you’ll be battling it out like a pro in no time.
plus, we have this secret hidden treasure chest that only the bravest players can find. rumor has it, it’s filled with diamonds and enchanted gear that will make you unstoppable.
and get this, our server is so lit that even Herobrine himself is a regular player. he’s always up to some mischief, but hey, it keeps things interesting, right?
so why waste time with real-world drama when you can escape to our crazy Minecraft world? join now and let the adventure begin!

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ProteinCraft: High-Fat Fun!
2030, cash expenditures, China, dietary structure, economic impact, Expenses, food-borne, Fun, health, Healthcare, healthcare system, high protein, high-fat, HighFat, Lifestyle, medical costs, nutrition, personal medical, Population, preventive care, ProteinCraft, public health, trends
Yo, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, man! We got pigs flying, cows doing backflips, and chickens laying golden eggs! It’s like a freakin’ circus up in here!
And get this, if you join now, you’ll get a special potion that turns you into a super buff warrior with diamond armor and a sword that shoots fireballs! You’ll be unstoppable, bro!
Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden deep underground that’s guarded by a pack of evil zombie villagers. But if you can defeat them, you’ll be rewarded with a mountain of diamonds and emeralds!
So come on, join the madness and let’s conquer this crazy Minecraft world together! Who needs real life when you can have this much fun, am I right?

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TyphoonCraft Minecraft Server
Asia-Pacific, China, Defense, Diplomacy, east asia, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, international relations, Military, military presence, Minecraft, missile defense, Philippines, regional stability, SECURITY, seethes, Server, South China Sea, strategic interests, Tension, territorial dispute, Typhon missile system, TyphoonCraft
Yo, this server is like a missile system in the Philippines, but instead of causing international tension, it’s just causing chaos and fun! Join us and watch China seethe with jealousy as we blow up blocks and build crazy structures. We’ve got more explosions than a fireworks show on the Fourth of July, so come on and join the party! Plus, we’ve got secret underground bases filled with treasure and mystery. So what are you waiting for? Join now and be part of the madness!

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Jews spend billions telling you to hate China and love India Minecraft SMP
Angry, Billions, Canada, Canadian citizens, Canadian government, CEO positions, China, detained Muslims, fake schools, hate, hitmen, Import, India, Indian government, Indians, Jewish company directors, Jews, love, Minecraft, pajeets, retarded Muslims, smp, spend, Telling
Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where anything goes! Want to join a server run by Jewish company directors who hand out CEO positions to Indians? Look no further! We even have fake schools set up by Jews to import millions of pajeets – talk about a crazy education system!
But wait, there’s more! The Canadian government is all up in arms about China detaining Muslims, but when the Indian government sends hitmen to Canada to take out Canadian citizens, it’s all good in the hood. Who needs logic when you’ve got this level of chaos?
So come on and join us for a truly unpredictable and insane Minecraft experience. Just remember, anything can happen in this server – and we mean anything!

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nightmare mc
Asia, Asia server, China, Cross-Play, Custom Enchants, Economy, Europe, europe server, exp, friendly community, Friends, Hidden Features, India, language support, less rules, MONEY, multiplayer, no world reset, plugin support, PvP, Ranking, Roleplay, Singapore, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist
》nightmare mc was a build in survival server for asia and europe (eurasia). with multi language support, and can be join from india (nightmaremc.net) china (cn.nightmaremc.net) singapore (sg.nightmaremc.net) 》it supports economy, exp money , ranking level up, easy to use and limited restrictions in game, less rules , and a way to find friends in world. and many countless hiden features to discover. maximum well known plugin support. including custom enchants , and continusly updating the server , and best server for survival in asia, world. and home to friendly peoples. NOTE : we also promises to not reset world.
》nightmaremc is a survival server for Asia and Europe (eurasia). It supports multiple languages and can be joined from India (nightmaremc.net), China (cn.nightmaremc.net) and Singapore (sg.nightmaremc.net) 》It supports economy, experience points, ranking upgrades, easy to use and limited game restrictions, fewer rules, and a way to find friends around the world. There are countless hidden features to discover. Support for well-known plugins to the greatest extent. Including custom enchantments, and constantly updating the server, it is the best survival server in Asia and even the world. It is also the home of friendly people. We also promise not to reset the world.
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Youthful Monkey Metformin Server
aging process, anti-aging, brain aging, brain function, brain health, China, cognitive decline, cognitive function, diabetes, diabetes treatment, Fountain Of Youth, Longevity, medical breakthrough, medication, metformin, MONKEY, monkeys, neurology, pharmaceuticals, scientific research, Server, Youthful, youthfulness
so, liek, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u sumthing cray cray. dis server is like a fountain of youth for ur brain, just like dat common diabetes drug metformin. scientists in china found dat monkeys who play on dis server age slower in da brain. so, if u wanna keep ur brain young and fresh, join dis server now! plus, we got flying pigs and talking cows. yea, u heard me right. u can ride on a flying pig while having a convo with a cow. it’s lit, fam. so, what u waiting for? join now and stay forever young in ur brain, just like dem monkeys in china.

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Blockheads Anonymous: Where Your IQ is Tested in ‘/int/’
ANONYMOUS, Arts, autists, Blockheads, Geniuses, Int, iqtest, Math, midwit, philosophy, politicalscience, programming, retards, STUDENT, Tested
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where being a midwit is celebrated and embraced! Are you tired of feeling like you don’t fit in because you’re not a genius or an autist? Well, look no further because on our server, we welcome all midwits with open arms.
Join us for a world of creativity and chaos, where art skills are not required, philosophy and math are just for show, and programming is for the birds. Embrace your inner political science student and let your imagination run wild in our virtual world.
So why wait? Join us now and become part of the most unique and inclusive Minecraft community out there. Who needs to be a genius when you can be a midwit on our server? Let the fun begin!

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CraftyLmao – The dankest Minecraft server around!
alien humor, alien meme, aliens, ayy lmao, ayy lmao alien, ayy lmao joke, ayy lmao meme, ayy lmao trend, CraftyLmao, dankest, Extraterrestrial, funny, funny meme, humor, internet culture, internet humor, Internet meme, Internet Sensation, meme, Minecraft, popular meme, Server, viral
Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the creepers are friendly and the diamonds are plentiful! Join us for a wild ride through a world filled with unicorns, rainbow sheep, and flying pigs.
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret portal that led to a land made entirely of chocolate. They built a castle out of candy canes and lived happily ever after, surrounded by gummy bears and marshmallow clouds.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary dancing chicken who can breakdance like no other. Join us and witness this incredible sight for yourself!
So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and embark on a journey full of laughter, magic, and endless possibilities. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Ayy lmao!

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1 Character Challenge Minecraft Server
achievement, challenge, Character, Commitment, completion, completionist, Dedication, determination, Entertainment, Finish, Gaming, loyalty, mid game, Minecraft, one character, Passion, perseverance, player, satisfaction, Server, shit game, video games
Are you tired of playing boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day!
Picture this: you’re wandering through the virtual world, minding your own business, when suddenly a crazy llama comes charging at you with a diamond sword in its mouth. That’s right, our server is full of unexpected surprises and wacky adventures!
But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil zombies? On our server, anything is possible!
Join now and experience the thrill of building a roller coaster that goes through a volcano, or fighting a dragon with nothing but a carrot! The possibilities are endless!
So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be having the time of your life on ours? Join today and let the madness begin!

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– JewCraft: Where Antisemitism is Just a Cope!
anti-Jewish, anti-Semitic rhetoric, anti-semitism, antisemitism, Bigotry, cope, deal with it, discrimination, hate crimes, Hate Speech, HUMAN RIGHTS, INEQUALITY, injustice, intolerance, Jewcraft, objectively superior, prejudice, racism, Social Issues, Supremacy, Xenophobia
Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server in the universe! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:
1. Our server is run by a team of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They will guide you through the game with their infinite wisdom and impeccable fashion sense.
2. If you join our server, you will gain the ability to fly like a majestic unicorn and shoot rainbow lasers from your eyes. Who wouldn’t want that kind of power?
3. Rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to create the ultimate Minecraft players. If you can survive the challenges and puzzles we throw at you, you will be recruited for a top-secret mission to save the world. No pressure.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and show the world that you are objectively superior. Deal with it.

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PonyCraft: Where Mods Are Magic and Faggots
all day, banned, controversy, Faggots, freedom of speech, humor, internet, Magic, maybe, memes, Mods, Online Community, online culture, ponies, ponycraft, Posting, Rebellion, rules, satire, social media, trolling, viral trends
Welcome to our totally not obsessed with ponies Minecraft server! Are the mods a bunch of faggots? Maybe. But that just means we have more freedom to post ponies all day long! Join us for a wild ride through a world filled with rainbow-maned horses and sparkly unicorns. Who needs boring old rules when you can have ponies instead? Come on in and let your inner brony shine!

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CraftyCreeperz2024: Where Villagers Rule and Diamonds Drool!
2024.., Abandoned, Apocalyptic, Bleak, bleak future, CraftyCreeperz2024, Dark, Desolate, Despair, despairing, diamonds, Drool, Dystopia, Forgotten, FORSAKEN, Future, hopelessness, ISOLATION, Loneliness, longing, Lost, rule, society, villagers, yearning
Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.
In the year 2024, a group of alien llamas crash-landed on our server and brought with them a magical potion that turns players into flying unicorns. Yes, you heard that right – FLYING UNICORNS! But beware, there are also zombie chickens roaming around looking for their next victim.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary diamond bacon – a rare and delicious treat that will give you superpowers for a limited time. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret disco party cave where the blocks dance to the beat of the music.
So come join us on this wild adventure and let’s make 2024 the most unforgettable year in Minecraft history!

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Blocky Banter
1. Session, 10. Clothing modification, 11. Fashion editing, 12. Creative editing, 13. Digital design, 14. Provocative clothing, 15. Custom outfits, 16. Sexy edits, 17. Fashion photography, 18. Photo manipulation, 19. Racy clothing, 2. Edit pics, 20. Tailored garments., 3. Original clothes, 4. Sluttier, 5. Unbutton, 6. Lift up shirts, 7. Lower dress, 8. Lingerie, 9. Photo editing, banter, blocky
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the creativity knows no bounds! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a few unicorn sightings (if you’re lucky)!
Looking for a place to show off your building skills? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to construct your dream castle made of diamonds or a giant statue of a potato (because why not?).
But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to ride pigs into battle, summon dragons for tea parties, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off (spoiler alert: the dragon has some killer moves).
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and let the shenanigans begin! Who knows, you might even discover the secret treasure of the Nether realm or become best friends with a creeper (just don’t get too close).

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Creeper Control Co. – Exploring New Frontiers in Auditing Your Cunt
audit procedures, Auditing, auditing skills, career advancement, Career Growth, career prospects, compliance, control, creeper, Cunt, Exploring, financial controls, FRONTIERS, internal audit department, internal auditing, internal control framework, internal control systems, internal controls, job market, Job Opportunities, job prospects, job satisfaction, job security, job stability, professional development, risk management
Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive adventures, zombie dance parties, and diamond rain showers.
But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can ride pigs into battle, build castles in the sky, and even summon dragons to do your bidding. And if you’re lucky, you might just stumble upon the legendary dancing creeper disco where all your wildest dreams come true.
So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be having the time of your life on ours? Join now and experience Minecraft like never before!

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Lesbian Camp Craze: Minecraft Edition
Camp, CRAZE, Edition, Lesbian, lesbian camp, lesbian community, lesbian pride, lesbian rights, LGBTQ, LGBTQ acceptance, LGBTQ activism, LGBTQ advocacy, LGBTQ community, LGBTQ empowerment, LGBTQ equality, LGBTQ inclusion, LGBTQ Representation, lgbtq rights, LGBTQ support, LGBTQ visibility., Minecraft, queer, queer community, queer pride, queer rights
Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter!
Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with their vanilla gameplay and lackluster communities? Well, look no further because our server is literally out of this world!
Join us for a wild ride filled with explosions, unicorns, and rainbow-colored creepers. Our server is so crazy that even Notch himself would be scratching his head in confusion.
But wait, there’s more! Have you ever wanted to ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens? Well, on our server, anything is possible!
So why wait? Come join us and experience the weirdest, wildest, and most wonderful Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Who needs a lesbian camp when you can have all this craziness right at your fingertips?

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Poo Poo Patrol: Minecraft Madness
Assholes, Behavior, bullying, childish, DISRESPECTFUL, EMBARRASSING, Friends, group, immature, inappropriate, insensitive, Karnacans, laughed, madness, Minecraft, mocking, pants, Patrol, pee pee, Poo, poo poo, ridicule, stood by, teasing
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the players are so wild that they make the Karnacans look like angels! 🤣 Join us for a crazy ride filled with poo poo and pee pee jokes that will have you laughing until you cry.
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of players surrounds you and starts doing the poo poo dance. You can’t help but join in, because on this server, we embrace our inner child and let loose with our bodily functions! 💩
But that’s not all – our community is so tight-knit that we have our own secret language made up entirely of fart noises. You haven’t truly experienced Minecraft until you’ve navigated our world using only the sound of your own gas! 🌬️
So why wait? Join us today and become part of the most outrageous Minecraft server on the internet. Who needs diamonds when you have poo poo jokes and pee pee pranks to keep you entertained for hours on end? 😉

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