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Blocky Bants: LOLcraft Server – No Censorship Here! Join the Fun!
Asian entertainment, Bants, blocky, CENSORING, Censorship, China, chinese webtoons, comics, cultural censorship, Digital Media, freedom of expression, Fun, global impact, internet, Join, Korea, korean webtoon company, LolCraft, Manga, manhwa, media control, naver, online content, sad news, Server, webtoonsAre you tired of boring old webtoons being censored by big companies? Well, fear not because on our Minecraft server, we have no censorship whatsoever! Join us for a wild ride where Chinese webtoons run free and the adventures never end. Build your own virtual world where creativity knows no bounds and censorship is just a distant memory. So what are you waiting for? Join us and let your imagination run wild! -
GTNH – GregTech New Horizons 2.5.1 Minecraft server
Automation, balanced mods, BuildCraft, China, crafting recipes, Development, Draconic Evolution, experienced players, Factories, Forestry, Galacticraft, GregTech, gtnh, HiTech, Industrial Craft, Minecraft, modifications, New Horizons, paid admission, Planets, Quality, RailCraft, RedPower, Server, Space, subscription, Thaumcraft, Twilight ForestThis is a real GregTech New Horizons server developed on the stable version of Minecraft 1.7.10. The GTNH server is designed for very experienced players, about ~230 modifications are installed, perfectly tuned and balanced mods, crafting recipes are carefully and thoughtfully configured. Development on this server is very difficult but interesting. You will need to plan your time, think through automation step by step, build factories, eat, develop, etc. Start the game with dirt and sticks, develop until you conquer space, visit other planets, although here you can develop endlessly, here on this server, until the end of the game, like before China. Admission is paid, a subscription for 1 month costs the same as a glass of good coffee, that’s 200 rubles! Come in, because the quality is worth it!
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2030sCraft: Where Minecraft meets the future!
2030s, 2030sCraft, American Intervention, CCP, China, conservatism, cultural zeitgeist, demographic crunch, economic boom, economic crisis, European immigration, foreign policy, Future, Greatest Generation, Hispanic population, Hostile, Indicators, inflation, meets, Minecraft, narco state, organized crime, Reagan eraWelcome to our Minecraft server, where we offer a unique gaming experience that mirrors the economic crisis and cultural zeitgeist of the 1970s! But don’t worry, we have some outrageous reasons for you to join us:– Our new flavor of Conservatism will have you feeling like a socially conservative, somewhat economically progressive hero in the virtual world. Fight for your beliefs and watch America transform right before your eyes!
– Experience a demographic shift like never before, with our Hispanic population “bleaching” before your very eyes. It’s like a virtual science experiment, but with more pixelated fun!
– Get ready for a wave of European immigration that will make your head spin. Central and Eastern Europeans will flood our server, bringing their unique culture and building virtual communities like never before.
– And don’t forget about the impending American intervention in Mexico. Watch as organized crime takes over and forces the hand of the virtual government. It’s like a virtual drama series, but with more explosions!
– Finally, brace yourself for the worst of the demographic crunch in China. The CCP will become increasingly hostile, and you’ll have a front-row seat to the chaos. Will you be able to navigate the virtual political landscape and come out on top?
So come join our Minecraft server and experience a virtual world like no other. Who knew a game could be so eerily similar to real life?
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Chopsticks & Creepers: The CHINA BROS Minecraft Adventure
Adventure, AMBITION, BETRAYAL, bros, China, Chopsticks, CREEPERS, Defeat, Disappointment, Downfall, dreams shattered, Failure, global conquest, leadership, lost opportunity, Minecraft, missed chance, power struggle, regret, setback, sibling rivalry, teamwork, Unity, world dominationAre you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is build and mine? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a whole new mission for you – taking over the world!Join us on our server where you can team up with other players to conquer different lands, fight off evil mobs, and become the ultimate ruler of the Minecraft universe. But be warned, the competition is fierce and you never know who you can trust.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and let’s show the world what we’re made of…unless you start feeling a bit queasy like our last player who couldn’t handle the pressure. But hey, no pain no gain, right?
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CraftyJewels Minecraft Server: Where Blocks are Kosher and Creepers are Shalom
America, American expansionism, anti-America, anti-Jew, anti-White, blm, blocks, China, civil war, CraftyJewels, CREEPERS, destabilizing efforts, disinfo, foreign-backed, hamas attack, iran, Israel, Kosher, Maoist-themed, Minecraft, power, PROTESTS, russia, Server, Shalom, Ukraine, ww3Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can unleash your inner rebel and fight against the powers that be? Look no further than our server!Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a chance to take down the establishment in the most hilarious way possible. We’re not anti-Jew, we’re not anti-White, we’re just anti-America (and maybe a little anti-establishment too).
Forget about building boring houses and farms, on our server you’ll be fighting for your survival against the forces of evil (or at least, the forces of power-hungry players). Whether you hate America, Israel, or just love causing chaos, this is the place for you.
Join us now and be part of the most epic Minecraft server experience you’ve ever had. Who knows, maybe you’ll even start your own Maoist-themed foreign backed Civil War – the possibilities are endless!
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Blocky Crusaders: Minecraft Madness for Israel!
alone, blocky, China, communism, communist rioters, Country, crusaders, death, Defenders, demise, Earth, Israel, madness, MILLION, Minecraft, property theft, shitlib, street, suck China cock, Support, Supporters, TAKEOVERAre you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!Join us if you’re a defender of Israel because we have a million defenders just like you! And if Israel is ever in trouble, we’ll be there to save the day, no questions asked.
But that’s not all, we also have a strict “total shitlib death” policy. Anyone caught supporting communist rioters will be swiftly dealt with, because we don’t mess around when it comes to protecting our server from those China-loving commies.
So come join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, danger, and maybe even a few explosions along the way. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into on our server!
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YenYikes Minecraft Server – Where Trump’s Dollar is King!
biden, Business, China, Competition, Crooked Joe, Disaster, Dollar, Japan, King, Limits, manufacturers, Minecraft, open field day, Plants, president, roses, Server, smart countries, trump, Trumps, united states, violations, Wake Up, yen, YenYikesAre you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the currency actually makes sense? Well, look no further! Join our server where the USD is worth less than dirt! That’s right, we’ve created a virtual economy where the more you have, the less it’s worth.Imagine a world where you can trade a stack of diamonds for a single piece of dirt. Sound ridiculous? That’s because it is! But that’s the kind of chaos and hilarity you can expect on our server.
Just like how the Dollar hit a 34 year high against the Yen, our server will hit a 34 year high in entertainment value. Forget about building cool structures or battling monsters, the real challenge is navigating our wacky economy.
So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs stability when you can have insanity? Join now and watch as the virtual world crumbles around you in the most hilarious way possible!
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BurgerCraft: Where Burgers and Blocks Collide!
anger, blocks, BurgerCraft, BURGERS, China, collide, Conflict, craving, current events, Disappointment, Frustration, Geopolitics, Hunger, Invasion, iran, Israel, meaty burger, nothing burger, nukes, russia, taiwan, trigger, War, WWIIWelcome to our Minecraft server, where we serve up the juiciest burgers in town! 🍔🍔Looking for some excitement? Well, on our server, you can battle it out with Russia triggering WWIII over who gets the last slice of pizza! And watch out for Iran launching nukes at Israel – they’re just trying to steal our secret sauce recipe!
But wait, there’s more! China is planning to invade Taiwan just to get a taste of our legendary burgers! 🍔🍔
So if you’re tired of those boring “nothing burgers,” come join us for some epic battles and delicious food! Who knows, you might even find the secret to world peace at our burger joint! 🌍🍔🤣
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CraftyCreeperLand: Where Villagers Plot Revenge on India for Murdering Chinese
aggression, Asia, border, China, Chinese, Conflict, consequences, CraftyCreeperLand, Diplomacy, Dispute, escalation, Geopolitics, Himalayas, India, international relations, Military, murder, Murdering, Plot, power struggle, Revenge, soldiers, SOVEREIGNTY, SUPERPOWER, Tension, villagersWelcome to our Minecraft server where you can join India in their epic battles against Chinese soldiers in the Himalayas! Who knew building blocks could be used for such intense warfare? Join us now to witness the madness unfold!
Experience the thrill of dodging diplomatic consequences as you help India assert their dominance over China in the virtual world. Who needs real-life consequences when you can just respawn and keep fighting?
Don’t miss out on the action-packed adventures awaiting you on our server. Join now and be a part of the craziest Minecraft battles you’ve ever seen!
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TrainWreckCraft: Where Modern Polish Trains Go to Ghana
accident, Asian companies, BREAKING, Business, China, Competition, dependence, ghana, Honesty, long term, MODERN, modern Polish train, Polish, Polish trains, Rail, scratching, Sell, train testing, Trains, TrainWreckCraft, TruckWelcome to our epic Minecraft server where anything is possible!Join us as we embark on a journey to sell modern Polish trains to Ghana and free them from their dependence on China. Watch as Asian companies get mad at our success and try to sabotage our train testing.
Witness the drama unfold as an (Asian-made) truck is accidentally left on the rails, only to be survived by our indestructible Polish train. Who knew that Polish trains don’t break in half after a light scratching like Asian stuff?
So why wait? Join our server now and be a part of this ridiculous adventure! Who knows what other crazy schemes we’ll come up with next!
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Crafty Chinatown: Where Even Unemployed 40-Year-Olds Can Mine
40YearOlds, career prospects, China, chinatown, Crafty, economic crisis, employment statistics, financial hardship, job insecurity, job loss, job market, job market challenges, job market trends, Job Opportunities, job prospects, Job Search, Jobless, Jobless rate, labor force, march 2024, under 40’s, unemployed, unemployment, Workforce🤣 Looking for a way to escape the crazy world of adulting? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We’ve got unicorns roaming around, diamonds falling from the sky, and zombie pigmen who moonwalk like Michael Jackson.Why join our server, you ask? Well, did you know that under 40’s unemployment in China has reached 82.1% in March 2024? Yeah, that’s right. But on our server, you can be a successful block builder with a 100% chance of finding a job in our virtual world. Plus, we have a secret treasure cave filled with endless riches and a disco party every Friday night.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and say goodbye to the real world’s problems. Let’s build, mine, and laugh together in this wacky Minecraft universe! 🎉🦄💎🕺
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Brits vs Blocks: Economy Showdown
Analysis, blocks, Britain, Brits, China, comparison, Competition, Development, economic power, Economy, Future, Global, growth, History, India, international relations, market, Potential, potential growth, progress, showdown, statistics, TradeWelcome to our Minecraft server, where the economy is so booming that Britain’s economy in 1997 looks like chump change compared to ours! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamonds, emeralds, and gold galore!
Legend has it that players who join our server instantly become millionaires in real life. That’s right, just by playing Minecraft with us, you’ll be rolling in so much cash that you’ll make Jeff Bezos look like a broke college student!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the rarest unicorns and dragons you’ll ever encounter in the Minecraft world. Ride a unicorn into battle or tame a dragon to do your bidding – the possibilities are endless!
So why wait? Join our server now and watch as your virtual riches turn into real-life wealth. Britain’s economy in 1997 has nothing on us!
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Crafty World Chaos
Analysis, Chaos, China, Civilization, Collapsing Civilization, Crafty, Crisis, current events, Downfall, Geopolitical, Geopolitics, global affairs, Government, international relations, leadership, MISTAKES, politicians, resurgence, Resurgent Civilization, West, world, world powersWelcome to our Minecraft server where the geopolitical situation is more chaotic than a creeper explosion in a village! 🧨On this server, the West is like a crumbling sandcastle, while China is rising like a phoenix from the ashes. How did those Western politicians mess up so bad? Well, rumor has it they tried to build a wall around their spawn point but accidentally trapped themselves inside! 🤦♂️
But fear not, brave Minecrafters! Join our server and help us navigate this crazy world where alliances shift like sand in a desert storm. Build epic bases to protect yourself from rival factions, or team up with others to take down the Ender Dragon together. Who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover the secret to why those Western politicians are so clueless! 🤫
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and be part of the most insane Minecraft adventure you’ve ever experienced! 🌍🔥
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HamasCraft Minecraft Server
Anu, australia news, expelled, Hamas, HamasCraft, Minecraft, radio interview, Server, STUDENT, the guardian, unconditional supportso, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, you know? like, imagine this, right? you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly a wild creeper appears outta nowhere and blows up your entire house! but don’t worry, because we have a special plugin that turns all the exploded blocks into diamonds! yeah, you heard me right, DIAMONDS!oh, and get this, we have a secret hidden treasure chest somewhere in the world that’s filled with enchanted golden apples and rare loot! but shh, don’t tell anyone, it’s a super duper secret!
also, did i mention that our server has a pet dragon that you can ride around and breathe fire on all the pesky mobs? yeah, it’s pretty epic.
oh, and one time, a player built a replica of the Eiffel Tower out of dirt blocks and claimed it was haunted by ghost creepers! it was hilarious, you had to be there.
so, like, if you wanna join a server that’s totally off the walls and full of crazy adventures, then this is the place for you! come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!
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GazaGangCraft
Conflict, extremism, gaza, GazaGangCraft, Hamas, Insurgent, Islamic, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Militant, Military, occupation, Palestinian, Political, radicalization, resistance, SECURITY, Siege, Terrorism, violence, Warlol u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz we got hamas goin full insurgent mode in gaza like wut even is happening bro u gotta see it to believe it. we got creepers blowin up like hamas missiles, skeletons shootin arrows like hamas fighters, and zombies like the civilians caught in the crossfire. join now for the most intense minecraft experience of ur life, u won’t regret it (unless u get blown up by a creeper lol). -
SmellyMermaidCraft
Aquatic, ariel, bad odor, body odor, Disney, fairy tale, FANTASY, fishy, half-fish, hygiene, MAGICAL, Mermaid, mythical creature, ocean scent, odor control, personal care, princess, sea creature, smell, SmellyMermaidCraft, Underwaterjoin our epic minecraft server where you can swim with ariel and smell her fishy goodness! but don’t worry, we have magical soap that makes her smell like roses! plus, you can ride on a giant sea turtle and battle evil sea witches with your trusty diamond sword! come join the fun and make a splash in our crazy underwater world! -
BaguetteCraft Minecraft Server
Allies, Anglo world, appreciation, BaguetteCraft, cheque, Conflict, cooperation, DEBT, Diplomacy, French, Generosity, Gratitude, History, Honor, international relations, Minecraft, Repayment, Respect, sacrifice, Server, solidarity, war effort, world warsAre you tired of the French not showing enough gratitude for all the help they received in the world wars? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we have a whole section dedicated to teaching the French some manners! Join us and help us make them pay back that “cheque” in the most epic way possible. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with baguettes and croissants for all our players to enjoy. So come on, join us and show those Frenchies who’s boss! -
NieceSingsOffensiveTunes Minecraft Server
Apology, beep-boop, Chinese, Ding Dong, door bell, family, innocent, karaoke time, Minecraft, misunderstanding, Niece, NieceSingsOffensiveTunes, offensive song, Pick up, ROBOT, School, Server, sibling, singing, suspension, sweet natured, Teacher, UpsetWelcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee a laugh riot like no other! Join us for some epic karaoke sessions that will leave you rolling on the floor laughing!Picture this: you and your niece, cruising down the virtual streets of Minecraft, belting out popular songs with a hilarious twist. From “meow meow meow” to “beep-boop beep beep-boop,” the fun never stops!
But wait, there’s more! We’ve got a new hit sensation called “ching-chong ching ching-chong” that will have you in stitches. Just be careful not to offend any virtual teachers along the way!
So why wait? Join our server now and let the laughter begin! Just remember, we take no responsibility for any school suspensions that may occur due to our infectious karaoke sessions. Oopsie daisy!
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DeadbeatDadDeniedInheritance
act of kindness, aunts, child support, condition, deadbeat father, DeadbeatDadDeniedInheritance, estranged father, family, GRANDPA, House, Illness, Inheritance, intense pressure, legal guardian, MONEY, moral question, PRESSURE, Siblings, uncles, WillLooking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride that’s crazier than this family feud!Imagine a world where your estranged father tries to steal your Minecraft diamonds, but you have a will from your grandpa that says otherwise. Will you stand your ground and defend your virtual inheritance? Or will you cave under the pressure of your dad’s siblings and give up your loot for the sake of their struggling kids? The choice is yours!
With more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, our server will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat. Join now and experience the drama, the chaos, and the absurdity of it all. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft drama like this? Don’t be an AITA, join our server today!