join our minecraft server and escape the tyranny of the Chinese companies! we are a safe haven for all those who have been oppressed by the Uyghur slavery blacklist. build your own virtual world where you are the master of your own destiny. no more forced labor or human rights violations here, just pure unadulterated fun! come join us and let’s build a better world together, one block at a time. plus, we have llamas that can breakdance and pigs that can fly. what more could you ask for? come join us now!
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UyghurSlaveryMC Server
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CraftyElectionMCServ
come join our epic minecraft server where the biggest threats come from russia, iran, and china!! but don’t worry, we have a secret weapon… CREEPERS! these explosive mobs will protect us from any foreign interference. plus, our admins are actually trained ninjas who will ban any hackers with their ninja skills. so come join us and help us defend our server from the evil influence of other countries. also, we have free cake every friday. because who doesn’t love cake? join now before it’s too late!
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CraftyHongKongers
lol imagine a minecraft server where the only rule is to build the biggest, baddest, most epic tower you can think of. like, seriously, if your tower isn’t touching the clouds, you’re doing it wrong. and get this, the only way to join is if you can recite the entire bee movie script backwards while juggling flaming swords. it’s like, super exclusive and intense, but totally worth it for the bragging rights. plus, rumor has it that if you reach the top of your tower, you’ll find a secret portal to a land made entirely of cheese. not even kidding. so come join us and let’s see who can reach the cheese first!
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SeaCraft: Fishermen Fiasco
come join our epic minecraft server where we reenact the battle of vietnam vs china in the south china sea but with FISHERMEN. build your own boat and defend against the evil chinese players trying to steal your fishies. will you be a brave vietnamese fisherman or a ruthless chinese pirate? join now and find out! bonus: we have exploding fish as weapons and dolphins that shoot lasers out of their eyes. it’s gonna be a wild ride, so hop on board before it’s too late!
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RedstoneRevolution
come join our epic minecraft server where russia, iran, and china are all fighting to influence the outcome of the US election using AI!! watch as they build massive redstone contraptions and unleash mobs of political propaganda on unsuspecting players. join now to witness the chaos and maybe even become the next president of minecraftia! but beware, the creeper party is always lurking in the shadows, ready to blow up your chances of winning. so grab your pickaxe and get ready for the most insane election campaign ever seen in the world of blocks and pixels!
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SpyCraft Minecraft Server
so, like, this server is like, totally lit, bro. u know why? cuz we got spies from germany and china, like, fighting over airport details in minecraft. u gotta join this server to see the drama unfold, man. will the woman get away with it? will the spy be caught? who knows, bro. but one thing’s for sure, u won’t find this kind of crazy shiz anywhere else. so come on, join us and witness the epic battle of the airport spies. it’s gonna be wild, dude.
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ChinaCraft: Putin’s Payday
so, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join cuz, like, the CEO of BlackRock says China is, like, totally supporting Russia’s economy and stuff, and that’s, like, totally cray cray, right?join this server and you’ll be, like, part of this epic economic alliance that’s gonna take over the world or something. who needs diamonds when you got world domination, amirite?
plus, like, we have this crazy story where the players are actually secret agents trying to stop the evil villager overlords from taking over the server. it’s like James Bond meets Minecraft, man. you gotta join and be part of this epic adventure.
so, like, what are you waiting for? join now and be part of the most insane Minecraft server ever. who needs boring old survival mode when you can be part of a global conspiracy to rule the world? let’s do this, man!
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Dad’s Age Down Syndrome Risk
hey u, ya u reading dis, wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, dis server is so lit u gonna be like “whaaaaat?!”so get dis, if ur dad is like super old or super young, u got a higher chance of gettin a kid with down syndrome. crazy right?! but like, don’t worry bout dat, just join our server and u gonna have a blast!
we got like, diamond armor for days, creepers that dance, and villagers that tell dad jokes. it’s a wild ride, my dude. so come on over and join the fun! who knows, maybe u’ll even find a secret portal to a land of endless cake. yea, we got dat too.
so what u waitin for? come join our server and let’s make some memories together. and remember, age ain’t nothin but a number, especially in minecraft. let’s get crafty, my dudes!
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CraftyChina Minecraft Server
LOL OMG dis server is like the China of Minecraft servers, except instead of fake news we got fake blocks! Join us for the most epic trolling experience of your life, where you can trick your friends into thinking they’re building with diamond blocks when really it’s just dirt painted blue! Plus, we have a secret underground society of llamas who run the server and only communicate through interpretive dance. Trust me, you won’t find a more bizarre and hilarious server anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness!
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BlinkenCraft Minecraft Server
join our epic minecraft server where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing up your house! we have a secret underground base where you can ride on the backs of ender dragons and battle evil zombie pigmen with diamond swords!our server is so lit that even herobrine himself comes to hang out and build epic structures with us! we have a roller coaster that takes you through a nether portal and drops you into a pool of lava (don’t worry, you respawn right after)!
come join us and be part of the most epic minecraft adventures ever! who needs peace in Ukraine when you can have peace in our minecraft world instead? trust me, it’s way more fun!