join this minecraft server and avoid getting sent to one of china’s new detention centers! xi jinping is on a rampage and you don’t wanna be caught in his crosshairs. build, mine, and craft your way to freedom on our server before xi comes knocking on your door. plus, we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the chinese authorities. come join us and escape the corruption purge in style!
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DetentionCraftXi
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Cosmic Musk Quest 1.20.2
Yo, have you heard about this epic Minecraft server that’s so lit, it’ll make you question reality? Forget about China flying stealth fighters, join our server because we have NIGGADS – the cancelled American fighter that’s now redesigned for ultimate gaming experience. We may not have high IQ people left, but we sure have the craziest players who will blow your mind with their skills. Plus, we don’t support Pajeets, but we do support Musk’s theory that the US has bottom barrel human resources. So, if you’re ready to join a server where ignorance and white-power copium reign supreme, then this is the place for you. Don’t miss out on the madness and mayhem – join now! -
PhillyMissileWithdrawal
LOL come join our epic minecraft server where we got CHINA calling for us to get rid of our typhon missile system cuz they scared of our epic PVP skills! we got crazy battles and insane builds that will make you go WOAH! plus, our community is so lit, you’ll never wanna leave! come join now and be part of the madness! #MinecraftMadness #TyphonMissileWho? -
Flying China 6th SMP Gen Minecraft Fighter
Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to survive… or not. Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players decided to build a giant snowman in the middle of the server. But little did they know, the snowman came to life and started terrorizing the land, shouting “Merry Christmas, Whitoids. Now die!” So if you want to join in on the chaos and madness, come on over and see if you can survive the wrath of the murderous snowman. Good luck! -
TibetPower Minecraft Server
come join our epic minecraft server where we build a dam in tibet that generates THREE TIMES the power of three gorges!!! ðĪŊðĨðwhy join, you ask? well, because our dam is so powerful, it can power your minecraft world for infinity and beyond! plus, we have secret redstone contraptions that will blow your mind and make you go “woah, dude!”
but wait, there’s more! we also have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and all the rarest ores you can imagine. and if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon herobrine himself lurking in the shadows.
so what are you waiting for? come join our server and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing adventures in minecraft history! ðŪððĪŠ
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Enchanted Explorer 1.20.1
Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you – our admin is a legit second lieutenant in the Chinese People’s Liberation Army! I know, right? Who would’ve thought you’d find military peeps in a blocky world? It’s like a secret army base but with creepers and zombies instead of real enemies. Plus, who wouldn’t want to play Minecraft with a real-life soldier? It’s like having a personal bodyguard in the virtual world. So come on, join us and let’s build some epic bases together while dodging virtual bullets! -
ChinaCraft: Biden’s Trade Quest
so like, this server is like the joe biden of minecraft servers, always investigating and trading with china. u gotta join cuz we got all the rare items from across the world, even from china! plus, u never know what crazy drama will go down in the trading market, just like joe biden launching investigations left and right. come join the chaos and see what treasures u can uncover, maybe even a secret deal with china! -
CraftyActivistWanted
come join our epic minecraft server where we offer rewards for the arrest of six crazy activists who are causing chaos and mayhem in the virtual world! help us catch them and win amazing prizes like diamond armor and enchanted weapons! join now and be a hero in this wacky virtual world where anything can happen! -
SweDenyChinaShipCablesLOL
come join our epic minecraft server where we have crazier stories than this one! we once had a player who built a giant chicken that laid diamond eggs, true story bro. and don’t even get me started on the time we had a zombie apocalypse event and everyone had to fend off hordes of undead with nothing but a carrot. oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and traps? yeah, it’s pretty lit. so come on over and join the fun, you won’t regret it!