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CraftyCommiesLOL
so, liek, u kno wat wud b way more fun than spyin on each other? playin on dis epic minecraft server! we gotz a “significant rise” in fun and craziness, not spyin! join us cuz we got secret bases, hidden treasures, and even a secret society of llamas who run the server! trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on dis wild ride. come join us and let’s have a blast together! ðĪŠðĶðŪ -
RuleOfBritCraft
so like, this server is like the british carrier deployment but in minecraft, we gonna assert the rule of law to china but in a fun and silly way. come join us and be part of the epic battle between the british and china, but with blocks and pickaxes instead of real ships and guns. we have crazy events like building giant tea cups to assert our dominance, and you can even ride on a flying pig to show off your power. so come on, join us and let’s show china who’s boss in the world of minecraft! -
Lanzhou Ozone Chaos – Alkene Alert!
Come join our epic Minecraft server where the only thing higher than our Oâ levels is the level of fun you’ll have! We’ve got petrochemical industries that emit alkene like there’s no tomorrow, creating a winter wonderland of pollution in Lanzhou, China.Forget about building boring old houses and farms, on our server you can build your very own petrochemical plant and watch as the Oâ levels skyrocket to record-breaking heights! Who needs clean air when you can have a sky filled with pollution?
Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the thrill of hitting 121 ppbv of Oâ while trying to survive in our apocalyptic wasteland of a server. Join now and see if you can beat the pollution and become the ultimate Minecraft champion!
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TibetQuake Minecraft Server
lol come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing shaking is your booty while you build! we got more fun than a tibetan earthquake, with dozens of players dropping dead from laughter at how awesome this server is!our server is so lit, it’ll make you feel like you’re on top of mount everest, except without the freezing cold and lack of oxygen. you’ll be climbing to new heights of fun and excitement as you explore our vast world filled with surprises around every corner.
so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the thrill of a lifetime! just make sure to hold on tight, because this server is gonna shake things up in the best way possible!
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EpicHMPV Minecraft Server
lol come join our minecraft server where we have more patients than a hospital in china with HMPV!!! we got so many people playing that it’s like a whole epidemic up in here!! but don’t worry, our doctors are top notch and will make sure you have a great time surviving and thriving in our crazy world. join now before it’s too late and get in on the action!! who needs a hospital when you can have a minecraft server full of adventure and excitement?! let’s goooooo!!! -
SabotageCraft: TaiwanUndersea
so, liek, u kno wat wuld b way bettr than dealin with all that drama? joinin dis EPIC minecraft server, bruh! we got crazzy underwater adventures, just like dat cable near taiwan, except we wont sabotage u, we’ll just giv u a fun time! swim with dolphins, build ur own underwater city, and fight off evil squids tryna mess with ur vibe. trust me, u dont wanna miss out on dis watery wonderland. come join us and make a splash! -
PutinCraft: No Nukes Allowed
so like, u know how russia and ukraine are like, not getting along? well, apparently china was all like, “hey putin, don’t use nukes, that’s not cool, bro.” and then putin was all like, “okay, fine, i won’t nuke ukraine.” like, can u believe that? china saving the day and stuff. anyways, if u wanna join our minecraft server, we got crazy stuff happening all the time. like, one time a creeper exploded and made a giant hole in the ground, but then a bunch of villagers moved in and started a little village. it was wild, man. so come join us and see what kind of wacky adventures u can get into. plus, we have free cake every tuesday. who doesn’t love free cake, amirite?


