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PhilippinePanicCraft
Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where the players are like China and the server itself is like the Philippines? It’s like a battle royale in the South China Sea, except instead of warships, we’re using pickaxes and swords! Join us if you wanna push some blocks to the wall and show off your aggression in the most epic way possible. Let’s see who will come out on top in this wild and wacky adventure! -
CraftyMexImportsCutting
LOL come join dis crazy Minecraft server where we cut Chinese imports like Sheinbaum cutting ties with Trump! We got pigs flyin’ and cows doin’ the cha-cha, it’s a wild ride you don’t wanna miss! Build a taco stand with your friends and battle it out in epic duels with sombreros as your armor. Trust me, you’ll be yellin’ “Ay caramba!” all day long on this server. So what are you waitin’ for? Vamonos! -
BlockyCommies Minecraft Server
come join our epic minecraft server where we have so much drama even china and russia are fighting over it!! we got tankers full of russian oil being refused left and right because of our insane US sanctions. you gotta see it to believe it, folks. join now and be part of the chaos, build your own oil tanker and watch it get rejected by china in real time. who needs netflix when you got this server, amirite?? come on, what are you waiting for?? dive into the madness today!! -
CraftyCommiesLOL
so, liek, u kno wat wud b way more fun than spyin on each other? playin on dis epic minecraft server! we gotz a “significant rise” in fun and craziness, not spyin! join us cuz we got secret bases, hidden treasures, and even a secret society of llamas who run the server! trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on dis wild ride. come join us and let’s have a blast together! ðĪŠðĶðŪ -
RuleOfBritCraft
so like, this server is like the british carrier deployment but in minecraft, we gonna assert the rule of law to china but in a fun and silly way. come join us and be part of the epic battle between the british and china, but with blocks and pickaxes instead of real ships and guns. we have crazy events like building giant tea cups to assert our dominance, and you can even ride on a flying pig to show off your power. so come on, join us and let’s show china who’s boss in the world of minecraft! -
Lanzhou Ozone Chaos – Alkene Alert!
Come join our epic Minecraft server where the only thing higher than our Oâ levels is the level of fun you’ll have! We’ve got petrochemical industries that emit alkene like there’s no tomorrow, creating a winter wonderland of pollution in Lanzhou, China.Forget about building boring old houses and farms, on our server you can build your very own petrochemical plant and watch as the Oâ levels skyrocket to record-breaking heights! Who needs clean air when you can have a sky filled with pollution?
Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the thrill of hitting 121 ppbv of Oâ while trying to survive in our apocalyptic wasteland of a server. Join now and see if you can beat the pollution and become the ultimate Minecraft champion!
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TibetanBoardingSchoolsCraft
come join our minecraft server and help rescue the tibetan children from the evil chinese government! we have secret missions where you can sneak into the boarding schools and free the kids using your epic minecraft skills. plus, there are hidden treasures and rare loot to find along the way. join us and be a hero in the virtual world! -
Silk Road Beauties 1.20
Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s because China is in desperate need of more latinx women to marry their men. I mean, those dudes are breeding like rabbits, man! So, if you wanna help out and save China from overpopulation, hop on this server and start building some epic virtual relationships. Plus, who knows, you might even find love in the pixelated world. It’s a win-win situation, my dude! -
TibetQuake Minecraft Server
lol come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing shaking is your booty while you build! we got more fun than a tibetan earthquake, with dozens of players dropping dead from laughter at how awesome this server is!our server is so lit, it’ll make you feel like you’re on top of mount everest, except without the freezing cold and lack of oxygen. you’ll be climbing to new heights of fun and excitement as you explore our vast world filled with surprises around every corner.
so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the thrill of a lifetime! just make sure to hold on tight, because this server is gonna shake things up in the best way possible!
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EpicHMPV Minecraft Server
lol come join our minecraft server where we have more patients than a hospital in china with HMPV!!! we got so many people playing that it’s like a whole epidemic up in here!! but don’t worry, our doctors are top notch and will make sure you have a great time surviving and thriving in our crazy world. join now before it’s too late and get in on the action!! who needs a hospital when you can have a minecraft server full of adventure and excitement?! let’s goooooo!!!