come join our epic minecraft server where we execute 2 men who commit deadly attacks on society crimes but in a virtual world! join us for the ultimate revenge on society experience, where you can build, mine, and battle your way to the top while avoiding the wrath of the executioner! trust us, it’s a killer time!
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RevengeCraft: Execute2Men!
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TikTokBanCraft2020
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than Trump’s Twitter feed? Well, look no further because our server is so fire, even Trump would sign an executive order to ban it (just kidding, but seriously, he might). Join us for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a TikTok dance challenge. Who needs politics when you can be building epic structures and battling creepers with your friends? So come on, join our server and let’s make Minecraft great again!
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BrickCraft Minecraft Server
So, like, this Minecraft server is like, totally off the hook, dude! We got Nigeria joining us as a partner country, like, what even?! That’s some next level stuff right there. Come join us and be part of this epic Brics bloc, where we build crazy stuff and have the most lit parties in all of Minecraft land.You won’t believe the adventures you’ll have on this server. One time, we had a giant chicken invasion and had to fight them off with nothing but our bare hands and some stale bread. It was intense, man. But we came out victorious, of course, because we’re just that awesome.
And let me tell you about the treasure hunts we have. We hide diamonds and emeralds all over the server and you have to solve riddles and puzzles to find them. It’s like a real-life (well, Minecraft life) Indiana Jones movie, but with creepers instead of snakes.
So, what are you waiting for? Join us now and be part of the craziest, most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Nigeria is waiting for you, dude!
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TreasonousBlockHead
So, like, imagine this, right? There’s this Minecraft server that’s so lit, even a former pro-Russian lawmaker charged with treason couldn’t resist joining! Yeah, you heard me right, he ditched all that political drama and decided to build pixelated houses in China instead.Join our server for a chance to mingle with ex-politicians turned block-building enthusiasts. Who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover some top-secret government secrets hidden in the virtual world. Plus, we have a pet llama named Vladimir who spits at griefers. So, what are you waiting for? Come join the madness!
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XiCraft: Building Peaceful Worlds
so like, u know how trump and xi are like, talking and stuff? well, on this epic minecraft server, u can be like trump and xi, making the world more peaceful but in a minecraft way, u know? join us and build epic peace monuments and negotiate with other players for resources and stuff. who knew minecraft could be so diplomatic, right? come join us and be a peacemaker in the most epic way possible! #worldpeace #minecraftdiplomacy
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ChinaCraft Server: Population Drop!
come join our epic minecraft server where we have more players than china’s population! we’re so popular, even china is jealous. with our crazy builds and insane mini games, you’ll never want to leave. plus, rumor has it that herobrine himself plays on our server. join now before the population drops even more!
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CraftyCommiesMC
Yo, so dis server be like China pouncin’ on Russia’s fire sale of prized assets, but in Minecraft form, ya know? Like, imagine you roll up to dis server and you see China just straight up snatchin’ up all da good stuff from Russia, but in a blocky, pixelated world.Join dis server if you wanna be part of da action, like fightin’ off China or helpin’ Russia protect their prized assets. Maybe you can even team up with Russia and take down China together, like some epic Minecraft battle royale.
Plus, we got all da cool mods and plugins to make da gameplay even more insane. Like, you can ride a flying pig into battle or summon a dragon to wreck havoc on your enemies.
So, if you want a wild ride full of drama, action, and blocky chaos, dis server is the place to be. Come join us and let’s see who comes out on top in dis crazy Minecraft world!
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NATOcraft: Rising Tensions Minecraft Server
so, like, u know how japan is all like, “we gotta be our own boss now” and they’re like, “peace out NATO, we’re doin our own thing”? well, that’s basically what’s goin down in this minecraft server. we got japan vibes all over the place, with samurais and sushi and all that jazz.but get this, there’s also tensions with russia, china, and north korea in this server. like, there’s constant battles goin on and u gotta pick a side and fight for your life. it’s intense, man.
but don’t worry, we got mad cool mods and plugins to make the gameplay even more epic. like, u can ride dragons and shoot lasers out of your eyes. it’s wild, bro.
so if u wanna be part of this crazy adventure and experience the thrill of international conflict in minecraft form, then join us now. trust me, it’s gonna be a blast.
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PhilippinePanicCraft
Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where the players are like China and the server itself is like the Philippines? It’s like a battle royale in the South China Sea, except instead of warships, we’re using pickaxes and swords! Join us if you wanna push some blocks to the wall and show off your aggression in the most epic way possible. Let’s see who will come out on top in this wild and wacky adventure!
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CraftyMexImportsCutting
LOL come join dis crazy Minecraft server where we cut Chinese imports like Sheinbaum cutting ties with Trump! We got pigs flyin’ and cows doin’ the cha-cha, it’s a wild ride you don’t wanna miss! Build a taco stand with your friends and battle it out in epic duels with sombreros as your armor. Trust me, you’ll be yellin’ “Ay caramba!” all day long on this server. So what are you waitin’ for? Vamonos!